A/N:
OMFG HI.
It's a chapter (gasp) that was named by me, yet inspired by some inspirational words from a friend of mine.
HER NAME IS…-- Oh, look! A cherry tree! (drools)
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Ya know, I find the most degrading thing in the world is having to masturbate for yourself.
You just wouldn't believe it.
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"I would."
"GO BACK TO YOUR OWN STORY EDWARD ELRIC!"
"I don't have one (sad)"
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Doode. That was kinda harsh.
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Anyways… back to the topic of self-masturbation.
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"Teehee! It's fun!"
"No it's not, Tohru. Don't even say that."
"I was only kidding."
"Well, I did not find it funny one bit."
"…"
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I should drink more Pepsi Lite…
It makes a heavy situation light.
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"False advertising."
"Oh, pipe down, Hatori, you little pregnant sea-horse man."
"…o.o!"
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SO!
Back to the original topic.
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I went over to Akito's house and was all like,
"I aint messin' wit-choo, bee-otch! You betta fuck me up sum sugar, right 'ere, right 'ere!"
And so she said,
"L1k3 t0t4LlY."
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And she put her hand on the rim of my pants.
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"I told-choo I aint messin' wit-choo. Why you takin' so lawg, bee-otch?"
"b3c4us3 1 n33dA c0ns3ntR4t3."
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In the end I forced her hand down there.
And then made her lick it.
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"Oh ya, baby bee-otch. Use your fingers."
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OH NUUU!
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"What is it, my love?"
"Wrong story, Kagura."
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I've run out of… HAIR GEL!
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I'll have to ask Kureno to get me some.
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"Kureno. Get me some."
"…What?"
"GET. ME. SOME."
"Lube?"
"NO! Hair gel."
"Ya know, you can use that as lube, too."
"Hey… you're right!"
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Kureno finally took my advice and got some brains.
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"Technically, he already had them."
"Technically, Hatori, you ate yours."
"…"
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Oh nuu!
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"What is it, my hate?"
"…What the hell."
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I'm… White Haru… and NERDY!
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"Haha, White. You're so nerdy with those glasses and pimples!"
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Waah! What am I going to do?
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"Change Black. I'm sure Ren has some more mud. (snicker)"
"Yeah, you keep snickering. Soon, I'll eat your ass like a Snicker bar! Then who'll be snickering? Huh, Hatori!"
"…Me?"
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I'm just so white 'n nerdy!
White 'n nerdy!
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"Black and thirty!"
"What the hell, Hiro?"
"It rhymes."
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Meow.
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I like the flavour of cherry,
I'll suck off that berry,
Watch heaps of Luke Perry,
And still stay…
WHITE AND NERDY.
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The Authoress would like the point out she made that up and that it's not part of the actual original song which is copywrited to Weird Al Yankovic.
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"Gee."
"Pee off the roof?"
"…No."
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I might go join a nudist colony, just to be different.
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"Yo, Haru."
"Oh hey, Ritsu."
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I did a naked wave.
But when I saw them girls…
I think something else waved.
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OMG FOR THIS SEGMENT WE HAVE A SPECIAL GUEST CALLED DORY.
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"The erection, is waving!"
"Yes Dory. Yes it is."
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Woo!
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Uh…
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White and Nerdy.
Black and Thirty.
See me rolling.
Dat dirty.
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Lol, I suck.
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"YOU USED CHAT SPEAK."
"Yes. Thanks, Captain Obvious."
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Erection!
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A/N:
(sigh)
Well, another chapter over.
Only… 600000000,0 days until October!
(makes so sense)