A/N:
"I'd Prefer It If You'd Just Drop Dead" is a chapter about insanity.
But wait! Isn't that what every chapter is about?
No.
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Rin still isn't speaking to me because of all the stuff I said to her.
She should just go to Hot Topic and buy a life.
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"That's my store!"
"No, it's Angel-san's."
"Actually, it's mine."
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Gasp! It's guest star Mr. Hot Topic Man!
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"Hello. I'd just like to say-."
"I'd prefer it if you'd just drop dead."
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Yup. I killed him.
With a used condom!
And Hiro's face.
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"Why my face?"
"Because. It's very heavy with all that eye liner on."
"…"
"60 pounds, to be exact."
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Ren is a crotchety old hag.
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Haha. I said crotch.
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"YOU SAID CROTCH!"
"I just said that."
"…(spits in fruit loops)."
"Kisa! That's Ren's thing!"
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"Secrets don't make friends!"
"Stop saying that, Kyo! Go back to Hot Topic!"
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I'm so gay.
But I just can't tell anyone!
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"But I thought you liked girls!"
"I do."
"…"
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So I went to Huckle-Berry Hound for some assistance.
I knew I could rely on him.
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"Why don't you come talk to me, Shigure the Dog? I can help."
"I'd prefer it if you'd just drop dead."
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Why do I keep saying that?
It's freaking out those old women whose handbags I stole.
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"For me?"
"Yes Kisa. For you."
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"Scatter my brains across the wall!"
"…Please. Stop singing that song, you ball of angst."
"That Haru, was the worst insult I ever heard. Ever. Even Mr. Hot Topic Man could come up with better."
"No duh, Kyo. He owns Hot Topic."
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Hmm. I might turn the TV on now.
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Now a word from Hatori.
"I hated seeing him that way. Sitting in front of that Hollywood hog wash all day, all night…"
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My favourite show was Hollywood Hog Wash…. And Home Improvement.
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"Why home improvement?"
"Because then when you destroy your house Yuki, I get to come over and fix it. And see you."
"…I'll make sure Kyo and I don't make a mess next time."
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No!
Yuki can't do that!
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How can I stop them?
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"Maybe you could ask Megumi to come and save you?"
"No Kagura. What have I told you?"
"Off screen, Megumi is a sick and sorry man?"
"Yes. Now go rape Kyo."
"Woo! (does so)"
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"You were always my enemy! I can't believe you crafted my demise!"
"…What?"
"You sent Kagura to rape me, dammit!"
"Oh yeah. Hehe. The song actually fits the situation now."
"…"
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Kyo doesn't like me anymore.
Wait.
Did he ever like me?
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"No, that was me."
"Gee, thanks Kureno. Just the support I need."
"(giggling)"
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Kureno's gay for sure.
I can tell with my super skillz.
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"You mean gay skillz?"
"Yeah."
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OH CRAP!
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"What?"
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My iPod just broke.
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"Authoress Girl! How are you going to live! Are you going to be okay? Please say it isn't so!"
"Oh hang on. I had the 'hold' button on. Teehee. Silly me."
"…(death)"
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"You stupid Authoress Girl! Intruppting my story like that! Who the hell do you think you are, huh? God? Is that it?"
"…Are you Black?"
"NO, DAMMIT!"
"Then what are you? Hmm?"
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Oh… um… I don't know.
Maybe I should ask Kakuri-chan.
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"Hey Authoress Boy?"
"What, idiot?"
"What am I?"
"…An idiot."
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Well, they're both crazy.
Time to hit the booze!
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"You booze you snooze, you drive, you lose."
"…Thanks for that very informative piece of information, Hiro. I'll remember it forever."
"Good."
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Loose-leaf!
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A/N:
Hehe.
I love that word.
Loose-leaf…
It's so loveable.