A/N:
Okay. So, I figured it'd be nice if I started my updates spree with a bit of Haru's Mind.
I have some juicy information you might like to hear.
1. I updated my notice board. I want you to go and read it RIGHT NOW. Actually, go read it after you've read this.
2. After this one (And Tohru's Mind) I'm going to do Megumi, as you all know. But because I'm a Kyo fan and I've been feeling down (and need cheering up) I'm also going to do a second one of Kyo's Mind... I already picked out a name, lol.
3. 'know' and 'no' have been switched for this chapter for the sake of my sanity. Lololol.
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Has anyone ever noticed that because of the c02 in the atmosphere, there is a smelly blanket covering Japan?
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"Since when did you get all scientificy, Haru?"
"Since you're mother decided to spit you out her ass."
"...(sad)"
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"Haru, you do no that cows are one of the top five emitters of carbon dioxide, right?"
"...What! You mean, I'm killing the world with my breathing?"
"No. You're ass."
"...(sad)"
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Oh know!
What a travesty!
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What am I supposed to do now I no that I am killing the world?
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"If it were me, I'd be happy dancing."
"Why's that, Akito?"
"Because I want everyone to die. PAINFULLY."
"That's pretty damn morbid fo you."
"Yes. Yes it is. (happy dance)"
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So now, whenever I go to school, people tease me.
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"You're killing the world!"
"I no!"
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But I followed Akito's advice and didn't care.
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MANGA PORN!
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"The greatest kind of porn."
"You betcha smelly, bed-ridden mothers dried up, powdering breast milk it is."
"...WTF."
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I tells ya what, that 'Chrno Crusade' is absolutely pornarific!
I mean, if you don't read the story.
Just skip through the pages until you find all the girls in the shower together.
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"MY PRETTY VIRGIN EYES!"
"Shutup, Authoress Girl. You've imagined worse than that. About a certain someone? Should I spell out his name for you? G.E--"
"I'm sorry! (runs)"
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Has anyone around here seen that advert for Mr. Sheen Sparkling Clean?
It says on the bottle, 'NOT TO BE TAKEN'.
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Honestly, what does that mean?
Not to be injected?
Not to be drank?
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These people should be more specific.
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"And you should learn to spell specific."
"I'm pretty sure it's right."
"Well, it's not."
"I no!"
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Did anyone notice that if you turn your head to the right (and you American's to the left) you can see a stair case in that conversation?
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"Know way!"
"I no!"
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At school, everyone's started to go on that weird site called 'Millsberry'.
I don't realy get it.
It seems kind of childish.
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But the weirdest thing about it is...
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"(drumroll)"
"Thanks."
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That they have adverts jumping on the screen saying, "Maybe you should go outside and play! It's healthy, and refreshing to get a bit of exersize..."
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What. The. Fuck?
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Don't they want people on their fucking site?
For every person who goes on that site, their sponsers give them money.
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Obviously they wanna be poor fuckers.
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"Oh, look at me! I want to open a multi-million dollar website and then tell people not to go on it! I'm a princess! Look at me prance! La, la, la!"
"That's quite enough, Haru."
"THAT'S NOT QUITE ENOUGH HATORI."
"...(emowristcuttingness)"
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I SO NO.
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A/N:
Meh. That was kinda strange.
But strange is good.
And so is... chocolate.
(eats advent calender)