A/N: Boo! It's almost Halloween, and I'm chowing down on candy corn and chocolate bats! You may think it's that episode, but I refuse! I'm waiting until chapter 13, cuz I'm cliché. Another cliché I'm doing right now is—oh, I can't tell u can i? Read and learn my dear readers!
I still disclaim. Except the idea and 10.
10: MISHAA!!! *flames in background*
Misha: what? No –mi at the end?
10: No! Because of this! *points to computer screen*
Misha: How did you learn how to work my laptop?
9: Part of your soul.
Misha: Oh yeah.
10: Anyway, what is this?! Why did you name me a cliché number??!!! There's got to be about 100 more 10's out there!!!! I refuse to join the crowd!
6: I think the ink on your back is permanent.
10: *pouts and goes to emo corner*
5: We've got to find someway to cheer her up.
7: I thought you were supposed to be the scaredy-cat one. What's with the sudden change of heart?
5: 0////0
10: *comes back* on the other side. I found a ton of 18+ stuff, most of it involving 5 and 6. *goes back to emo corner*
5 and 6: 0.o
Misha: Well, you are dolls, thus you have no reproductive organs, which is basically a big billboard for artists saying "OVER HERE!!! SEX ME UP!!"
Canon Stitchpunks: *shudder*
3 and 4: We have an idea!
4: We've been reading Alice in Wonderland
3: And it's cheered us up quite a bit
Misha: from what?
2: They saw youtube. The deaths. Not really the most flattering thing to have your body attached to the tail of a snake to give people seizures.
Misha: Oh, god *tears up*
3: Anyway, as we were saying
4: Perhaps something like Alice's adventures
Twins: Would cheer 10 up.
8: That sounds like fun!
1: Keep it down! I'm trying to watch Extreme Makeover Throne Edition.
Misha: Too bad! *snap*
10: …huh? What's going on? Why do I have a skirt on? *rips off skirt* that's better
Rustle behind some books
6 appears from behind the books dressed up like the white rabbit. He has on a little vest and a giant ink-stained watch instead of key. Also, his huge bunny ears are pin-striped too.
6 fangirls: SQUEEE!!!
10: o.0
6: I'm late! I'm late! The queen will have me snapped! *runs off*
10: 6! Wait!
6 runs and dives into a pot of ink.
10: *looks over rim* 6! Where'd you go? *touches ink, but is then sucked into the pot* AAAHHH!!!
She falls through the tunnel, looking at the things on the shelves.
10: I need a parachute *lifts off hood and makes a parachute* WHEEE!!!
She lands on floor and looks at the things that says "drink me"
10: Why not?
She drinks it and starts shrinking
10: WTF is this? Misha-mi! What did you snap this time?! *walks off towards forest*
2: who are you?
10: What?
2: Ahem. Who are you?
10: Why are you dressed up like a caterpillar?
2: *whispering* Because the queen made m—
Misha: *rumbling booming voice* tttwwwwoooooo…
2: Eep! Ahem. One side will make you grow taller, the other will make you grow shorter. *tries to run away, but trips over many feet*
10: Wouldn't 6 make a better caterpillar?
Misha: *appears in bathrobe and hair curlers* I'm sorry I had to appeal to the fangirls! *disappears*
10: What the hell was that? *shrugs and walks off*
She walks along the path and finds a house.
10: Ah, what the hell? *walks into house*
7: You're a horrible cook! *throws rock at 9* And you're a horrible baby *slaps seamstress*
10: Why is the seamstress the baby?
7: *whispers* I have no clue, but I can't get out of character for long or—
Misha: *rumbles* seevvveeennn
9: *gulp* MORE PEPPER!!!
3 and 4: *snickering*
10: Tell me, why do your cats grin like that? And why do you have two cats?
7: Their Cheshire twin cats, that's why! *slaps 'baby' again* take it! *throws baby at 10, then walks away*
10: *catches baby* EWW!! *tosses baby out window*
9: Well, I'm out of here *walks out of house*
10: Now where are the cats?
10 walks out of house and walks down road and comes to signs. One says March Hare the other Mad Hatter.
10: This gets more and more impossible by the minute.
3: Twas brilling in the slimy toads
4: Did gire and gimble in the way
3: All mimzy
4: Where the borogroves
3 and 4: And the momewraths outrave.
10: What? Can you just tell me which way I should go?
3: Where do you want to get to?
10: It does not much matter where I go to—
4: Then it doesn't matter which way you go.
3 and 4 mist away, reciting the poem.
10: Well that was weird, I'll go to the mad hatter.
At the Mad Hatter's house
5: A very happy unbirthday to me!
10: What?
1: We're having a tea party!
Sure enough, 1 has a top hat with an ace card in it and a red english-looking coat. 5 is the march hare, with a white long sleeved shirt (think anime school uniform shirt) with loose tie and rabbit ears (Misha and 10: SQUEE!!). 8 has mouse ears and tail.
10: Um, why is 1 not grumpy and all "We have rules!"
8: *sleepy* have some tea. *snore*
10: Oh, it's oil. Duh *sits down*
1: Do have some wine
10: I don't see any wine
5: There isn't any
10: Then it wasn't very civil of you to offer some
8: *snore* wasn't very civil of you to sit *snore* without being invited.
10: Well, sorry *starts to stand up*
5: *grabs her and pulls her back down* No stay
10: *blushes* o-okay.
She endures the sillyness of the drunk 1, 5 and 8 until they all pass out singing "A very happy unbirthday"
10: *covers 5 with blanket* A very happy unbirthday to you. ^w^
Readers: ~Pairing moment!!~
10: *glares at readers, but then kitty smiles*
6: I'm late! I'm late!
10: 6! Wait!
10 runs after 6 and they arrive at a palace.
10: huh? What are the monsters doing painting trees?
Cat beast: We're painting the trees fuchsia!
BRAIN: or the queen will have us snapped!
Winged beast: You try painting with a mouth of knifes!
6: *blows a trumpet* Announcing the Queen of Hearts!
Misha: *comes in with regal gown and crown, but shrunken down to stitchpunk size* I love this part! *looks at monsters* Who's painting my roses magenta?!
BRAIN: Th-they're supposed to be fuchsia, your Majesty
Misha: Wrong! They look magenta to me! *snap*
Monsters disappear
10: *gulp*
Misha: Don't worry, darling, I won't snap you if you play croquet with me.
10: Yes ma'am.
Misha: *snap*
Whole flamingo and hedgehog thing pops up
Misha: I'm using pinky! *holds up pink flamingo*
10: What's this one?
Misha: That one's Redd. He bites.
Redd: squawk! *bites 10's finger*
10: OWW!!
Misha: *hits hedgehog* Go! *hedgehog goes through the hoops at lightning speed*
10: No fair!
6: What do expect? It is Sonic the Hedgehog. 75 points and 5 extra turns for her majesty!
10: *sigh*
7: Hello darling!
10: What are you doing here?
7: Eh, stopped to say hi.
Misha: You! Now, I'll give you two options, either leave, or off with your head!
7: umm… *boxes Misha's ears*
Misha: GASP! She boxed my ears!
Readers: She boxed her ears!
Misha: Off with her head!
7: Eep! *runs off*
6: Huh? What? I'm getting a vision…
Misha: What?
6: Someone…stole the tarts!!!
Everyone: GASP!!
Misha: I know who it was! It was 10!
10: What? I've been here this whole time!
Misha: Very suspicious. We shall hold a trial! *snap*
10 is now sitting on a box in a small cage, while the jury (2, 3, 4 and the monsters) are writing down things on their chalk boards.
Misha: Okay, 10, did you steal the tarts?
10: No. Why would I?
Misha: Off with your head!
10: NO! You're nothing but fictitious characters made up by Shane Acker!
9: At least someone gets it.
2: Everyone always thinks it's Tim Burton that created us.
Swirls of pink and purple surround everything and it's all back to normal, with Misha being normal sized now.
10: Nothing but…fictitious…
5: 10. Wake up. Everything 's back to normal now! *shakes 10 by shoulders*
10: uhh…huh? *blinks* …where'd your rabbit ears go?
5: o////o
Misha: Well everything is back to normal—
1: If it ever was normal to begin with
Misha: and tomorrow is Halloween!
10: Be afraid. Be very afraid.
*lightning*
9: WHAT WAS THAT??
A/N: Yes, you should be afraid. This is not the Halloween episode, I have something much more devious planned. Bwahaha.
Also, something i'm noticing while writing this is that 10's personality is veering away from hyper and funny, to more "what da f*ck is this" kinda gal. Eh. She's still awesome.
As always, reviews are nice.
Thank you for reading!