A/N:
Haven't posted in a while.
Was bored.
Yep.
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
IMPORTANT NOTE: All the times Haru is talking to someone, it's ME he's talking to. Because it's a New Year's Special, I have to be in it for the sake of my own sanity.
OMFG IN NEWS TODAY:
Gerard Way dyed his hair black. AGAIN. Dammit, stop dying your hair! DO YOU WANT TO BE BALD BY THE AGE OF 30!? IS THAT WHAT YOU FUCKING WANT!? (fangirl horror).
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Well.
Another year has come and past.
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"Haru, isn't that a bit late?"
"…"
"It's the 3rd today."
"STFU."
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Lots of eventful things happened this year, to our dear Authoress Girl.
Oh, wait.
Lots of things happened this year in the world as well.
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"Like what, Haru?"
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Like what you ask?
WHY, I SHALL TELL YOU.
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Number One-
The world was shock-horrified when Bali was bombed again!
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"Did that happen this year or last year?"
"I dunno. I can't remember."
"(mumbles)… Stupid Authoress Girl…"
"I HEARD THAT."
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Number Two, and possibly the most important of them all (to Authoress Girl only)-
MCR pwned the universe with it's come-back album, "The Black Parade".
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"That's not good news. MCR suck ass."
"… Shutup Haru, you're stupid. (sad)."
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Number Three-
P!ATD rocked our worlds while we waited very impatiently for the above mentioned come-back album.
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"I never really liked them."
"How could you say that, Haru? That makes my brain hurt."
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Number Four-
Evil tyrant, murderer of thousand or just a poor little boy who was abandoned by his Mummy?
Saddam Hussein got hung.
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"I wish he'd been given back to the Iraq people and tortured."
"SHH YOU DAMN AUTHORESS GIRL! His followers could be reading this!"
"…?"
"IT'S GONNA BE YOUR FAULT WHEN WE'RE ALL BOMBED!"
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Number Five –
The world bows down to the almighty, "Simpsons: The Movie!", coming out worldwide on the 27th of July this year.
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"Haha, America. We Australians get it 12 and a half hours before you do. SO NYAA!"
"…It's not that great."
"Not that great! NOT THAT GREAT! Are you insane?"
"… Yes."
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Number Six –
The Australian's, and the rest of the world, cried tears of depression as three, Australian superstars died in tragic accidents.
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"Who were they again?"
"Honest to Akito, Haru! You're not very smart! They would be Steve Irwin, Peter Brock and Belinda Everret."
"I thought her name was Marinda."
"… How the hell would I know?"
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Number Seven –
Authoress Girl and Gerard Way get married.
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"That didn't happen! Why'd you make me say that!"
"(giggle)"
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Well.
Looks as if last year was about as uneventful as the previous one.
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"Run out of news?"
"Yep."
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So, let us gather in remembrance of a past year.
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We all grew a year older.
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We all did something stupid and wished he hadn't.
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And we all drugged a famous person we didn't like and threw them off a cliff.
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"No Haru, that was just you. You know, I haven't seen Pete Wentz in a reeeeaaally long time…"
"(whistles)"
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Join us next week in our feature presentation of,
"Getting in People's Wills."
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WOO!
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So long and goodnight!
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"You can't say that, Haru! You'll breach copyright laws!"
"Hey, I aint the one writing this!"
"…"
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A/N:
Alright.
I don't know what I was on when I wrote this.
But yeah.
It's meant to be a recap of the year.
I was writing this thinking,
"What the fuck happened last year? I can't even remember!"
Yeah…