I'M NOT DEAD!
Yet.
Uh-huh. I'm totally back with an update. I can't believe I went the WHOLE holidays without updating and now that the holidays are over, I have the sudden urge to update again!The world is a twisted, scary place.
Dedication: This chapter is dedicated to how sweet and tasty Gerard's ass is.
(bows)
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I saw Akito the other day.
She was pretty gangsta.
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"Shh, I'm gangsta-ing."
"Dude, I'm so gangsta, my grillz are candy wrappers."
"Word."
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Good times.
Good times.
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And then, because at the time I was like, at main house… I witnessed a cat fight.
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It was between two cats.
And yes, as you were probably thinking, one was Kyo.
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"Raaawr, I am Ky0nk17(h11!!eleven!!11!!79764teenie!!"
"… Meow."
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The other cat was so unimpressed by his display of 'manliness' that she decided she didn't want to carry his offspring.
And thus, Kyo is still a virgin.
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"Am not!"
"Shutup Kyo, I'm telling the story here."
"… Word."
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I think my new word is like, word.
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"…"
"Don't give me that look!"
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I hate it when people give you looks.
Why even give a look?
Why not… throw something?
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"Like a pebble?"
"Yes Momiji, like a pebble."
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"What about a bone?"
"A boner would work just the same, Kagura."
"…"
"Word."
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So I was on this website the other morning and it was… so weird.
I was reading some of the shit of there thinking,
"These people are on more drugs than me."
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THAT'S RIGHT.
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It's all you sicko's on… fanfiction dot net!
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"Haru?"
"Tohru?"
"You're practically famous there. I wouldn't be goin' around knocking it, if I was you."
"Well, you're not me, so… piss off."
"… I don't need to urinate right now."
"O.O"
"Word."
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Promiscuous.
I hear that word so much.
I don't even know what it means, yo.
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I must know the definition!
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"Promiscuous, definition, make dem boys go loco."
"… That's Fergalicious, Akito."
"… Word."
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"Look in the dictionary."
"Why don't I just open your pants and look at your dick-tionary, Hatori?!"
"… Must you be so crude?"
"Yes."
"… Word."
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I say the word word too much.
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Hannah backwards is Hannah.
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"That was smart."
"Yeah, I didn't figure that out until grade four." ((True.))
"…"
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YUUUUKI!
Will be in the next chapter.
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Now, fly my pretties!
FLY!
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"I don't have wings."
"Shutup, Kagura. (annoyed)."
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WORD!
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A/N:
Like… yeah.
Word.