A/N:
Chhhyeaah…
"Love Is Never A Compliment".
Inspired by a convo I had on MSN with my bestie, Mina.
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"Rin?"
"Yes, Haru?"
"I love you."
"… I'm so offended!"
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Has this situation ever happened to you?
Ever let your heart weep with emotion, only to have it torn out and your face slapped by it a few times?
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Well, if not, I'm not sure if you'll want to sit here and read this.
Anyway.
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"This chapter is just another useless filler to cover up the fact The Mighteh Authoress Girl has been very, VERY lazy… isn't it?"
"…"
"Ha!"
"Go away Hiro, now is not the time."
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The thing about it is… is that love is never a compliment anymore.
Are we doomed to live in a world where telling someone what they mean to you is just a joke?
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"You sure are sensitive today, Haru."
"Oh yeah, I came out of the closet."
"…"
"NOT."
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Here.
Let me show you some examples of what I mean.
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"Hey, Yuki?"
"Yes?"
"I love you."
"… W-What?"
"Yeah. It's true."
"I'm so hurt! (runs off crying)"
"…"
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See?
That didn't even make sense.
Love doesn't hurt.
Unless it's vampire love.
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Here's another example.
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"I love you, Kyo."
"Why are you saying that? Did Akito put you up to it? Did Tohru pay you to make me feel better? The truth is, you're just ridiculing me because I'm the cat! Isn't that right? You wanna piece of me? Well, do ya? Do ya, do ya wanna? Well do ya, do ya, do ya wanna… (breaks into song and dance)"
"…"
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And there you have it.
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On to more interesting topics.
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Yesterday was the one year anniversary of The Mighteh Authoress Girl's mountain hike, which she turned into a story with Yuki.
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"I will never forget that trauma."
"You're such a bloody angst bucket."
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There was another bush walk yesterday… and today, I am here to tell you all about it.
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Because I went and she didn't.
She was sick. (lies)
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"Look, I just didn't want to go up there and be molestered by leeches, okay!?"
"Whatever you say."
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Now.
This time, Hiro didn't die.
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"(alive)"
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Akito didn't dance.
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"When do I EVER dance?"
"That's beside the point..."
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Shigure didn't bleed from his penis.
Just his rectum.
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"I don't have AIDS!"
"I'll be the judge of that!"
"HI, DOCTOR HATORI!"
"HI, EVERYBODY!"
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Yeah.
Hatori's much more loved than he was yesterday.
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"But I don't love him like I did yesterday."
"Please, for the love of Akito. No references… or else… (motions to the EMO POSER Kyo)…"
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We all have this pact where we can't mention emo things while Kyo is around.
He has emo issues.
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"(emo)"
"Hey, you dumb cat!"
"What do you want, YUKI-CHAN?"
"… Being emo is my thing."
"No. It's our thing."
"… (cries)"
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I caught that on tape.
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Since when has Kyo been able to call little Yun, Yuki-chan… without him noticing?
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"The apocalypse! The apocalypse is coming!"
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Indeed.
It is a grim future—
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"Full of lots of explosions and partial nudity."
"Look, Akito, if you're going to butt in, at least wiggle your butt."
"… (runs)"
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Like, totally.
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Keep your eyes to the sky!!
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Seriously though, you Americans.
Nuclear war is upon you.
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A/N:
(rubs shame upon America)…
Oh, hello.
Well, that kept me busy for like, 10 minutes.
Let's update some more!
(flies to next story)