A/N:

: D

This chapter has a lot of Green Day references, because they're sexual.

Indeed, indeed.

NOTE! NOTE! NOTE! NOTE! NOTE! NOTE! NOTE! NOTE! NOTE! EGG! NOTE! NOTE! NOTE! NOTE!

"Does Like, Yuki's Butt Look Big In This Green Day And Kyo Angst Filled Chapter?" is the full title of this chapter.

It didn't all fit, so I just called it "DL,Y'SBLBITGDAKAFL?".

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Yuki.

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"What?"

"Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoaaaa. Whoa. This isn't my Batman cup."

"..."

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He's a rat.

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"Squeek!"

"Yeah, exactly."

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He has hair.

No one knows it's real colour.

Is it grey? Or is it blue?

OR IS IT PURPLE?

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"Nobody knows."

"Damn straight."

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And he's rather girly.

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"KING FOR A DAY!"

"Shutup, Kyo, you emo poser!"

"NEVER! (waves cape)"

"..."

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Hatori has feelings for me.

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"I thought this chapter was about me."

"You're so self-centered, Yuki!"

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But Hatori's in denial.

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"Stop talking about him and talk about me!"

"Patience, Yun."

"Fuck patience! Patience my ass!"

"If your ass is parience, then yes, I do intend to fuck it."

"..."

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"Dukoro-chan stop quoting R rated Green Day fics you found!"

"WHO SAID I WAS!?"

"DENIAL!"

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And that's pretty much the end of this chapter.

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NOT.

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Back on to the topic of Yuki...

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"Finally."

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He wears ties.

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"... So?"

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Sometimes I wish he wouldn't though.

Because then, like, he'd be all, like, Kyo, like, yeah.

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"... Holy crap, Haru. You're turning into a girl."

"SWEET MOTHER OF BILLIE JOE."

"..."

"Does my butt look big in this?"

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Whoa... being all, like, walking down the like, street and then like...

... Like, I forgot what I was saying.

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"Like."

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"Hey Haru?"

"What is it, Momiji..."

"Imagine you were fucking this guy up the ass and then he's all, 'Hey, does my butt look big in this?' and you're like, 'Well, it is rather large considering my cock is up it'."

"... Momiji! What R rated language you are using!"

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Golly gosh.

What a mouth.

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"I'M THE SON OF RAGE AND LOVE! THE JESUS OF SUBURBIA!"

"KYO! STOP BEING AN EMO POSER!"

"I'M NOT! I'M NOT BEING EMO ANYMORE!"

"THEN WHAT ARE YOU BEING!"

"PUNK!"

"FINE! YOU'RE A PUNK POSER!"

"NOOOOOOOO!"

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And so ends Kyo's spree of emo cutting and drinking laxatives.

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Once upon a time, there lived a little boy named Kazuma.

He liked to dance.

Oh, yes.

He loved to dance.

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"What are you on, man!?"

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In conclusion, Yuki came over for dinner last night.

Why?

WHY, YOU ASK!?

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"Why...?"

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Because Tohru was at her grandfathers, Kyo was visiting Kazuma and Shigure was out with Ayame.

So they organised him to stay with me, otherwise he would starve.

STARVE, I TELLS YA!

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"Stop yelling!"

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"So, Yuki... what are you hungry for?"

"Man meat."

"... What?"

"I said, not meat. I'm not even hungry."

"Not even for a CUM-SHOT?"

"No."

"... Damn."

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It was rather boring.

I had to sleep on the floor.

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"Haru, Haru..."

"What?"

"Does my butt look big in this?"

"STOP ASKING ME!"

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Yuki's ass is as big as this chapter.

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"Does that mean this chapter is gonna be huuuuuge!?"

"WHY, YES IT IS!"

"HOORAY!"

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All I have to do it bring Ritsu in, type a few lines of apologies and copy and paste it five or six times.

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"Ritsu?"

"Yes?"

"It's... your fault."

"W... What?"

"YOURS!"

"NOOOOO! I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! I NEVER MEANT FOR IT TO BE MY FAULT! IT WAS AN ACCIDENT! I DON'T DESERVE TO BREATHE THE SAME AIR AS YOU! I'M SO SORRY! I APOLOGISE EIGHTY TIMES OVER! NO! EIGHTY THOUSAND! I'M SO SORRY! SORRY! I'M SORRY! NOOOOO! I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! I NEVER MEANT FOR IT TO BE MY FAULT! IT WAS AN ACCIDENT! I DON'T DESERVE TO BREATHE THE SAME AIR AS YOU! I'M SO SORRY! I APOLOGISE EIGHTY TIMES OVER! NO! EIGHTY THOUSAND! I'M SO SORRY! SORRY! I'M SORRY! NOOOOO! I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! I NEVER MEANT FOR IT TO BE MY FAULT! IT WAS AN ACCIDENT! I DON'T DESERVE TO BREATHE THE SAME AIR AS YOU! I'M SO SORRY! I APOLOGISE EIGHTY TIMES OVER! NO! EIGHTY THOUSAND! I'M SO SORRY! SORRY! I'M SORRY! NOOOOO! I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! I NEVER MEANT FOR IT TO BE MY FAULT! IT WAS AN ACCIDENT! I DON'T DESERVE TO BREATHE THE SAME AIR AS YOU! I'M SO SORRY! I APOLOGISE EIGHTY TIMES OVER! NO! EIGHTY THOUSAND! I'M SO SORRY! SORRY! I'M SORRY! NOOOOO! I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! I NEVER MEANT FOR IT TO BE MY FAULT! IT WAS AN ACCIDENT! I DON'T DESERVE TO BREATHE THE SAME AIR AS YOU! I'M SO SORRY! I APOLOGISE EIGHTY TIMES OVER! NO! EIGHTY THOUSAND! I'M SO SORRY! SORRY! I'M SORRY! NOOOOO! I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! I NEVER MEANT FOR IT TO BE MY FAULT! IT WAS AN ACCIDENT! I DON'T DESERVE TO BREATHE THE SAME AIR AS YOU! I'M SO SORRY! I APOLOGISE EIGHTY TIMES OVER! NO! EIGHTY THOUSAND! I'M SO SORRY! SORRY! I'M SORRY!"

"..."

"Really, I'm sorry."

"As you should be."

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And so, this chapter became much longer than it looks.

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"Are you saying my ass is fat!?"

"Yes. Yes. I. Am."

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"Guess what, Kyo!"

"What?"

"NOBODY LIKES YOU! EVERYONE LEFT YOU! THEY'RE ALL OUT WITHOUT YOU! HAVING FUN!"

"... NOOOOOOOOz0rzzZZZzz11!!one!!"

"EVERYONE LEFT YOU! NOBODY LIKES YOU! THEY'RE ALL OUT WITHOUT YOU! HAVING FUN!"

"Left me here alone and I should have stayed home... after ten cups of coffee, I'm thinkin'..."

"WHERE'D YOU GO!?"

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Yeah.

Angsty moments with Ky0!!one!!3m0 pUnK Gr33n D4y p0s3r!!one!! are fun.

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: D

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ARE WE, WE ARE. ARE WE, WE ARE THE WAITING.
ARE WE, WE ARE. ARE WE, WE ARE THE WAITING UNKNOWN.
ARE WE, WE ARE. ARE WE, WE ARE THE WAITING.
ARE WE, WE ARE. ARE WE, WE ARE THE WAITING UNKNOWN.
ARE WE, WE ARE. ARE WE, WE ARE THE WAITING.
ARE WE, WE ARE. ARE WE, WE ARE THE WAITING UNKNOWN.
ARE WE, WE ARE. ARE WE, WE ARE THE WAITING.
ARE WE, WE ARE. ARE WE, WE ARE THE WAITING UNKNOWN.

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I think we get the point, Billie Joe.

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You're almost as bad as Gerard Way.

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A/N:

Well... that was rather random.

What else can I say?

... NOBODY LIKES YOU!

(runs)