A/N:
This chapter is called...
"Akito Simpson and Magical Trevor"
-
So, this guy I used to go to school with invented this thing recently called 'The Internet'.
-
It's pretty cool.
-
"The internet is for porn,"
"Indeed, it is."
"Why do you think the 'net was born?"
"Porn, porn, porn!"
-
This afternoon, when I went to the Sohma church to lead some prayers (see, "I'M THE POPE"), I informed everyone of the discover I had made.
-
"... Yeah! And it's got lots of porn--"
"A TWISTED TAIL! TRAPPED FOR EVER! EPA! EPA! EPA!"
"Stop screaming, Akito! You're not the messenger of God!"
-
Turns out though, she was.
-
"How emotional."
"Indeed."
-
The very next day, Kureno got a pig.
It was really Kagura who'd transformed, but no one told him that.
-
"Homer... how did pig footprints get on the roof?"
"Spiderpig, Spiderpig, does whatever a Spiderpig does. Can he swing from a lamp? No he can't, 'cos he's a pig..."
"Homer Jay!"
"Look out! It's SPIDERPIG!"
-
Kagura was violated.
-
"1'm v10l4t3d."
-
See?
-
Akito decided she was Marge Simpson.
She went and saw that movie, you see.
-
Drove her a bit Kooky.
-
"KOOKYLAND!"
-
She seemed to believe Kureno was Homer.
-
The whole Spiderpig thing didn't help.
-
"How's Spiderpig today, Homer?"
"Oh, he's not Spiderpig anymore. He's now Harry Plopper."
"That's nice."
-
In the end, I got bored in peeping through her window while she was getting changed, so I wandered off to look at the internet again.
-
Until... I was FRIGHTENED.
-
"Tickle me 3M0!"
"Shut up, 3m0 pUnK p0s3r Ky0!"
-
Yes... I watched the dreaded movie that made cows around the world scared.
-
Magical Trevor.
-
The World - (laughs)
Me - Nuuuz0rz! D :
-
"EVERYONE LOVES MAGICAL TREVOR!"
"... I Don't."
"BECAUSE THE TRICKS THAT HE DOES ARE EVER-SO-CLEVER!"
"Not really..."
"LOOK AT HIM NOW! DISAPPEARING A COW!"
"... W-what!? Did he eat it!?"
"WHERE IS THE COW HIDDEN RIGHT NOW?"
"His stomach! Damn Magical Trevor! You're just ordinary Trevor to me!"
-
Turns out the cow was in another universe looking at beans because of some whip made out of leather.
-
"That's interesting."
-
Christina Agulira is a whore.
-
"I'll give you some ooh-la-la!"
"No thanks, X-tina."
"... D : "
-
I don't take candy from strangers.
-
A/N:
That was a random/short chapter.
How emotional.