Emmett's Boredom

Chapter 3. Messing with Jasper

Emmett's Point of View

Control your boredom…control it… remember where it got you last time… ahaha! The look on her face; priceless. It had been two weeks since that "joke" and Jasper had just started to let her be near me without his supervision. Ugh, he takes things way to seriously… and Rosalie too, she left me for 5 days!

Today, Carlisle, Esme, Edward and Rosalie went on a hunting trip. I was not hungry, and Alice and Jasper had just taken a trip 3 days ago… control the boredom… ugh! Maybe I could mess with Jasper… NO! Control it! But what if I messed with his emotions… No! Think about what could happen! But imagine what he would do! No! Hahaha! He's so controlled by his emotions though! I'm so going to do it.

I walk up to Alice and Jasper's room, where I can hear them whispering every now and then. Without making a sound, I slowly open the door that way there is a little crack to see through. They seem oblivious to the movement; they are sitting cross-legged on their bed, staring into each other's eyes. Perfect!

I start thinking about Rosalie, sending a powerful wave of lust toward Jasper. He then lunges at Alice, his lips attacking hers. She looks very surprised, but goes along with it. Oh crap! Would he wonder who sent him that wave? Or would he think it was Alice? Oh well! This is too funny! Before they go too far, I send a wave of anger toward him, thinking about when Alice had punched me…

Jasper suddenly pulls back, a scowl on his face… Wow, I've never seen him glare at Alice. She has confusion written all over her face! Hahaha!

"Alice…" he says, very seriously

"Um… yes?" she says, still confused, and slightly hurt that he pulled back. Ah! Her face is almost as good as last time!

"I'm very annoyed with you…" he says still glaring, who knew emotions could control him like this!

"Why, Jazz?" Alice asks, her face getting more and more confused.

"Remember yesterday when you broke my favorite spoon? The orange one, that was very cool looking?"
Jasper asks, looking at her, not really mad, but it's so serious; it's kinda scary… (haha! that's for my friend!)

"Um… yes? I'm sorry Jasper… I didn't know it was your favorite," she says sadly. I can't take the hurt look on her face so I change my emotion to apologetic. Jasper's hand then darts straight to hers

"I'm sorry! It wasn't important! Please forgive me!" he starts begging. I'm surprised he hasn't started wondering why he's having so many emotion changes. Oh well!

"Jazz, it's ok, I'm sorry I broke your spoon." Alice says smiling at him. Ok, time for a new emotion… hm…

I could do jealousy… but what's there to be jealous of in their room? I'll just try it to see if it does anything. I remember that jealousy causes you to do crazy things. Like one time, Rosalie and I were at the mall and I had decided to hang around this other store. But when I went to find her there were guys surrounding her… and then I had to go and punch and yell my way through to her. And I was crazy jealous, I should only be the one that admires Rosalie! That memory sent a wave of jealousy to Jasper, at first it doesn't to anything. But then Alice started to get off the bed.

"Where do you think you're going?" Jasper asks his voice kinda harsh

"Downstairs…" Alice says, getting up from the bed

"No!" Jasper says, and he jumps off the bed and grabs her, "You're not going down there with him" he says with acid in his voice,

"Jasper it's ok… Emmett was just goofing around; you know how stupid he is. Now please can I go downstairs?" she asks, slightly annoyed

"No! You'll be down there alone, with him! I have to come with you! You never know what he might do next!" Jasper says, wow… He knows how to be jealous!

"Jasper, I'll come right back up, I promise. And I'll stay away from him! I just forgot something in my Porsche." She says, her face is now very annoyed and confused, but there is no anger. She's probably trying to figure out what's wrong with him.

"Well…" he says thinking about it, "If you wear your wedding ring." He says

"I always wear it around the house," she says showing him the ring on her finger

"And if you wear my proposal ring I got you," he says, getting a ring off the dresser and putting it on her

"Of course…" she says very confused now. Ahaha! He's gonna make her wear every ring he's gotten her!

"And if you wear the promise ring I got you, the week after we met." He says giving her another ring

"Alright, can I go now?" she asks

"Um… I guess, just remember, honey, I love you." He says

"I love you too." She says and starts heading for the door. Oh crap! I run to my room as fast as I can; I hear their door open, good she didn't catch me…

"Wow… Jasper's lost it," she mumbles, and laughs a little.

Just then my door opens and someone comes in; Jasper!

"What were you doing just now?" he asks, he's still not on my jealousy thing is he?

"Um… sitting here thinking." I answer, oh crap

"About what?" he asks, very seriously

"Um… Rosalie." I answer, and she usually is all I can think about, except when I'm messing with people.

"Ok… Because your emotions just about made me go crazy! Were you doing it on purpose?" he asks

"Um… not really… I forgot you were here." I lie, oh crap…

"Liar! Ugh! Now Alice probably thinks something is wrong with me!" he yells, tackling me.

"Oh, great! Not again!" I yell, trying to get him off of me.

"Jasper? Where did you- Emmett! What did you do?!" she asks, very mad now. Jasper gets off of me and walks over to her, putting his arm on her waist

"Alice, just know that I'm not crazy. Emmett was messing with my emotions…" he says, glaring at me

"Emmett! Why?" she asks, now two pairs of eyes were glaring at me.

"Um… well… I thought it would be funny, and it was! He attacked you! Then he got so angry! Hahaha! Then he got so jealous! Hahaha! His –gasp for air- face! And then your face! Hahaha!" I start laughing hysterically.

"Emmett…" Jasper growls at me

"No Jasper… That's a little too harsh… Ya! That's good, it will jog his memory of what happened last time." She says, getting happy again near the end. Oh crap… what's he going to do?

Jasper then tackles me again and punches me, hard, in the face!

"OW!!! Crap! I'm sorry dude!" I apologize, my face hurting really badly. I didn't think Jasper could punch any harder than last time, but I was wrong!

"Don't ever do that again! Come on Alice, let's go hunting again… get away from this idiot!" he yells, as they walk out of my room

Ugh… Stupid vampires…