Sorry i havent posted in a while, life, ya know?

But enjoy i got another chapter comin up soon :D

"Dear Diary, You wouldn't believe what happened today! Carlisle got me a new thing of Windex! I just love him so much! He knows me so well! So Mr. Diary, I was thinking of doing something special for him. Oh, I got a great idea! But I'm not going to tell you! haha!! Anyway, I'll write in you later! Love Esme"

I was bored and reading through Esme's diary that I found in her room. She had it in a good hiding spot too! It was in the very dark corner of her closet. Her diary didn't have much in it, nothing good anyway. Alice 's diary is way better than this! I crawled into the dark corner and put the diary back.

Oh great, now what? hm... OH! Its been a while since Carlisle has read a book to me! I ran through the house to find him.

"Hey Carlisle ! Will you read a book to me?" I ask

"Hello Emmett, um... Sure? What book?" Carlisle asks,

"OH! How about this book?!" I ask picking up a cute little book with 2 little bunnies

"Uh, Emmett, do you want to read something a little more... eh never mind ok..." He starts reading the happy bunny book. It only takes about 10 seconds to read, but it was a great story! The happy bunny lived happily ever after!

"Thank you Carlisle , now I'm going to find Edward!" I say, giving Carlisle a quick bear hug. Let's see, where is Eddie...

"EDWARD?!" I yelled through the house

"WHAT?!" He yelled back,

"Come down here please!!!" I say, very nicely.

"Alright" He says flying down the stairs "What do you want?" he asks

"Um, to hang out?" I ask, why did I call Edward down....

"And do what?" He asks, sighing in frustration. Well, Mr. Eddie-pooh what were you doing that was so important upstairs?

"I was re-arranging my music collection." He answers, mind reading comes in handy sometimes

"Can I help you?" I ask

"Eh, why not..." He says, running back up the stairs

His room is a mess right now! There is CD's EVERYWHERE!

"Uh, so where do you want these?" I ask picking up a stack almost as big as me. Edward doesn't worry that I will drop them though, the vampire reflexes are awesome.

"Um, I'm not sure yet." He says, thinking deeply about something. All of a sudden I see a spider crawl across the floor. Should i kill it? It's not going to hurt us, but Esme doesn't want spiders in her house. Eh, I'll kill it. I took a CD off the top of the stack and threw it on the spider

"Take THAT!" I yell at the now dead spider.

"EMMETT" Edward yells, well, I only broke once CD. Goodness, drama queen can buy a new one!

"Emmett, just get out... NOW" He yells, fine then. I was only trying to help!

Why is Rosalie and Esme on a hunting trip! What am i suppost to do now?! I could bug Alice and Jasper some more... sure. They were in the living room "watching" t.v. More like staring at eachother...

"Goodness guys! Get a room!" I yell, Jasper glares at me wile Alice smirks and changes the channel. They split apart from there cuddling, they don't like that they were caught! Ha-ha, anyway... I sit down in between them, and Jasper gives me a death glare.

"Uh, Emmett, there is another couch..." Jasper says,

"I know" I say, I fold my arms across my chest; to anyone else I would have looked like a 3 year old.

"Well! Move!" He says, very annoyed. I look over at Alice who is zoned out. Fine! Don't help me woman!

"Ok, happy?" I ask, sitting on the recliner next to the couch. I was bored and there was nothing on t.v. So I was looking around the room and something shiny caught my eye, Alice 's wedding ring! I look over at Jasper's hand.

"GASP!!! Jasper! You're not wearing your wedding ring!!" I say in pointing in horror at his left hand. I always wear mine! I look down at my gold band on my ring finger. I love my Rosalie!

"Um, it would raise too many questions if I wore my ring to school." He says like its obvious.

"Are we in school?! Don't you like to wear it?" I ask him, I love the fact that when I wear it, I know that I'm no one but Rosalie's.

"Of course! But we are still in high school and we have to not raise attention to ourselves" Jasper says, like he's talking to an idiot

"Dude! You aren't in school!" I say to him, and he runs upstairs and flies back down with his ring on.

"You know, you could wear it all the time, but put it on a different finger. That's what I do. At least I'm always wearing it, and it looks like a regular gold ring." I say

" Alice put the ring on this finger! And no other finger gets the privilege to wear it!" Jasper says stubbornly

"Fine then! GASP! I know what you need! An engagement bracelet!" I say

"What is that?!" He asks, goodness he is so stupid

"It's like a regular bracelet! But since you are already married and Alice 's ring could be a promise ring this is your. PROMISE BRACELET!" I say,

"Who in there right mind would do that? If no one knows it's a promise bracelet what's the point?" Jasper asks

"Hey, it worked for Kellan Lutz and Ashley Greene for a good few months! But then Robert got a fan letter for a person that figured out their secret! See Ashley always wore a ring from a movie she was doing with Kellan. And Kellan always wore this bracelet. And the person figured out that it was an engagement ring, and an engagement bracelet!" I explain, I read it all in a magazine. It was awesome.

"Uh huh…" He says, I think he wants one!!!

"Come with me to pick out a color Alice !" I say, they come in different colors! And I know how Alice loves to shop! And we haven't had any real bonding time…

"Ok! Bye Jazz!" She pecks him on the cheek and darts out the door with me to the car. Wal-mart here we come!

Jasper's POV

I miss Alice , sigh. GASP! Both of them had rings on!!!! And I'm not there! And he's there! And people are going to think she is with him! GASP-ER! Don't people know that I am with Alice ?! I better catch up to them to tell one of them to take their rings off! I would hate for a rumor to go around the MY wife was actually his wife! I bolt out the door, but I stop in my tracks when I smell grizzly. Yum, grizzly! They are the closest things to humans I can have. After I catch this I'll call them and make sure they realized the problem! SHE'S MINE!!!

Emmett's POV

Good old Wal-mart they have everything you need, anytime you need it! But we don't really come here… I don't know why. As we were walking in, my phone started ringing.

"Hello." I say

"Emmett! Dude- need- take- ring-"He was going in and out and the static on the phone is insane!

"Sorry, I can't hear you! Tell me when we get home! Later!" I say hanging up. Maybe I should turn it off, usually that helps! I'm not sure how but later when I turn it on, it works so well!

"Come on Alice ! We need to find the jewelry!" I say, pulling Alice away from the clothes we had stopped in front of by her hand.

"It in the middle of the store! Let's go!" Alice says. One we get over there we start looking around

"OH! I found them!" Alice says, I walk over to see them. They had them in all different colors. Red, blue, orange, purple, white, and black.

"Well pick a color Ali-pooh!" I say, using Jazz's nickname for her.

"I am Emmy-bear" She says back, giggling at Rose's nickname for me.

"How about this white one Em?" She asks

"What! The blue one is so much cooler!" I say, it's a deep royal blue. Very pretty. After about 2 more minutes I get annoyed

"JUST PICK ONE WOMAN!!!" I say really loudly.

"Listen man I'll pick one when I'm good and ready!!!" Alice retorts

"Fine! Get the red one!!" I say, that red is so cool too.

"No, I get to pick, and the white looks nicer!" She says,

"That is true… Alright Alice . Ready to go?" I ask now that she has Jazz's bracelet.

"Race you to the front!" She says taking off at human speed, I catch up with her and head to the front of the store.

Random Shopper's POV –YAY!-

I was looking at the produce when I glanced over at the entrance and these two amazing-ly hott people come walking in. One was a huge muscular dude; he was talking on the phone. And there was a shorter girl next to him, she was really pretty. They looked about the same age, except the height difference. The big hot one was pulling the pixie like one away from the clothes rack by her hand. Weren't these the people the Cullens my friend told me about?

She works at the hospital with the father Dr. Carlisle Cullen. He has pictures of his family in his office. She said that his wife's name was Esme. And they had 5 teenagers. I don't remember the names she told me though! I followed them to the jewelry section, because they are just so interesting to watch!

"OH! I found them!" The pixie said, I walk by them slyly; I look over to what they are looking at. Bracelets! Not just any bracelets though! Those really cool engagement bracelets that they just came out with! Are they engaged?! They do make a cute couple…

""Well pick a color Ali-pooh!" the big one says. OH YEAH! This must be Alice !

"I am Emmy-bear." She says, giggling. He must be… Emmett! Aw, they have pet names for each other!

"How about this one Em?" Alice aks

"What! The blue one is so much cooler!" Emmett says, yes, the blue would look nice on him. His pale skin against the royal blue would be very nice. They look at the bracelets for about 2 minutes.

"JUST PICK ONE WOMAN!!" He yells really loud

"Listen man I'll pick one when I'm good and ready!!!" She says back

"Fine! Get the red one!" He says, the red would look nice against his skin too!

"No, I get to pick, and the white one looks nicer!" Alice says, aw! The white would be cool too! GASP! There was something shiny on her ring finger! Are they engaged already?! GASP-ER! He is wearing one too! Oh, I am asking my friend about them!!!

"That is true… Alright Alice , ready to go?" Emmett asks,

"Race you to the front!" Alice says running away from him. He smiles and catches up with her at the front of the store. I pull out my phone and dial my friends phone number.

"Guess who I just saw?!!? There were two of the Cullens in Wal-mart! And they were shopping for those new engagement bracelets! It was the short one Alice and the big guy Emmett! And! They! Were! Wearing! Rings!!!" I say, a million words a minute

"OMG!!! Wait, Alice and Emmett?! I thought Alice was with the constipated guy Jasper?! And Emmett was with Rosalie?! I'll have to ask Dr. Cullen when he comes in tonight!"

Emmett's POV

Once me and Alice were in the car and pulling out of the Wal-Mart parking lot, I remembered I didn't turn my phone back on! I quickly turn it on and see that I got 78 text messages from Jasper all saying "Dude one of you take off your ring!"

"Well crap…" I say showing Alice the text message.

"I didn't think about that." She then zoned out and came back laughing

"Someone at the hospital is going to ask Carlisle about us!"

We pull in the driveway and when we open the door Jasper flies at us.

"Please tell me one of you took off your ring! Or that no one saw you!" He asks

"Um, there was one person stalking us, and a nurse is going to ask Carlisle tonight…" Alice says. Jasper looks as though he was going to kill me. Alice stops him from lunging at me, and she pulls him up the stairs to their room that way she can calm him down.

The Next Day!

"Uh, kids can you come here?" Carlisle asks when he walks in from his shift at the hospital. I didn't tell Rosalie about it, so I take her hand before Carlisle tells everyone.

"Um, Emmett, since you probably had a big part in this, why did a nurse ask if you were engaged to Alice ?" Carlisle asks me. Rose looks like steam should be coming from her ears like in the cartoons. Jasper looks mad, but not as mad as yesterday. Alice is trying to calm him down. And everyone else looks stunned.

"Um, me and Alice were in Wal-Mart buying Jasper a promise bracelet. And I had my ring on, and Alice had her ring on… And I guess someone was stalking us and they saw the rings a and assumed that I was with Alice ." I say, looking at the floor. I fearfully look at Rose and she is just plain furious.

"Uh, see look how awesome his bracelet is!" I say trying to advert the attention to someone other than me. Everyone looks at Jasper but Rose. She just kept on glaring at me. I'm so in for it…

The next 3 days I was locked in my room with Rosalie. Normally I would never complain, but she was ranting. She was giving me the "I'm your wife" lecture over and over. But I'm not the only one at least. Jasper gave Alice a lecture too! Then a few days later she was put under house arrest by Jasper. Edward said that while at McDonalds getting Bella some food, the guy at the window was hitting on Alice . And Jasper just about jumped out of the car to kill him. So at least I'm not the only one being punished. Although, it's not really a punishment for Alice , she didn't do anything… It's more of a restraint… For doing what, I have no idea! But at least Jasper got his promise bracelet!!!

Sorry if you hated it, but w/e its for my friends entertainment and if you do like it, then im glad

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