I dont own any of the songs,
Nor do i own Twilight or any characters from it...
Emmett's Boredom
After a whole week of house arrest, I AM FREE! But now I'm bored… When Rosalie was giving all those lectures I usually distract myself with awesome thoughts. But now I have no one to ignore, and I've been thinking way too much. I was listening to my rocking iPod, when my favorite song came on… "Into The Ocean" by Blue October! I started to sing but someone interrupted me.
"EMMETT! We DON'T want to hear you sing!" Edward yelled from downstairs
"Well, like we want to hear your piano ALL THE TIME!" I yell back
"Goodness… you act like its Karaoke night…" Edward said
"Brilliant idea Edward!" Alice said from her room
"OH! Everyone pick out a song! Alice help me put up the stage!" I say, which song will I do…
Me and Alice got a stage up in a few seconds, then we got the karaoke microphones and amplifiers.
"Which song are you going to do Alice?!" I ask,
"You'll see… Oh by the way, nice song choice!" And she walks off, stupid pixie.
I KNOW JUST THE SONG TO DO!!! About 5 minutes later everyone was downstairs, except Carlisle and Esme… they're off hunting! Bella sitting by Edward, who looked annoyed. Psh, kill joy… Jasper was over by Alice holding her hand for dear life. Rosalie looked like Edward, she's probably still mad. And Mike was lounging aroun-WAIT?!?! Whats he doing here? There was also Jacob and Seth here. Hm, I wonder who invited them…
"OK everyone! TONIGHT IS KARAOKE NIGHT! WOO" I say excitedly, the only other person that looks enthusiastic is Alice, and possibly Mike…
"Does everyone have a song in mind?!" I ask, everyone says yes, or nods
"WOO THEN LETS GET STARTED! WHO'S GOING FIRST?!" I cant wait to see!
"OH ME!!! Pick me!" Mike was waving his hand franticly, jumping up and down.
"Fine come on up… JAKE!" I say, he looks like he's just been sentenced to death in court.
"Why me, it looks like Mike really, REALLY, wants to sing his song…" Jake says, goodness he's a wimp!
"Get up here Jake! You have been selected! Come on!" I say waving him up on stage Seth came along too, he must be doing back up. The music magically started playing when they got up there.
"mr. lonely Lonely im still lonely, I have nobody, For my owwnnn, Im so lonely, im mr. Lonely I have nobody, For my owwnnn, Im so lonely,
Yo this one here goes out to all my playas out there man ya kno
got to have one good girl whose always been there like ya
Kno took all the bull-crap- then one day she cant take it no more
and decides to leave
I woke up in the middle of the night and I noticed my girl wasn't
by my side, coulda sworn I was dreamin, for her I was
Feenin, so I hadda take a little ride, back tracking ova these
few years, tryna figure out wat I do to make it go bad, cuz
Ever since my girl left me, my whole life came crashin and
Im so lonely (so lonely), Im mr. Lonely (mr. Lonely) I have nobody (I have nobody)
For my own (to call my own) girl
Im so lonely (so lonely) Im mr. Lonely (mr. Lonely) I have nobody (I have nobody)
For my own (to call my own) girl
Cant belive I hadda girl like you and I just let you walk right
outta my life, after all I put u thru u still stuck
Around and stayed by my side, what really hurt me is I broke
ur heart, baby you were a good girl and I had no right, I
Really wanna make things right, cuz without u in my life girl
Im so lonely (so lonely) Im mr. Lonely (mr.. Lonely) I have nobody (I have nobody to call my own) For my own (to call own) girl
Im so lonely (so lonely) Im mr. Lonely (mr. Lonely) I have nobody (I have nobody)
For my own (to call my own) girl
Been all about the world ain't neva met a girl that can take the
things that you been through
Never thought the day would come where you would get up
and run and I would be out chasing u
Cuz aint nowhere in the globe id rather be, aint noone in the
globe id rather see then the girl of my dreams that made me
Be so happy but now so lonely
So lonely (so lonely) Im mr. Lonely (mr. Lonely) I have nobody (I have nobody)
For my own (to call my own)
Im so lonely (so lonely) Im mr. Lonely (mr. Lonely) I have nobody (I have nobody)
For my own (to call my own) girrll
Never thought that id be alone, I didnt hope you'd be gone
this long, I jus want u to call my phone, so stop playing girl and
Come on home (come on home), baby girl I didn't mean to
shout, I want me and you to work it out, I never wished Id ever
Hurt my baby, and its drivin me crazy cuz...
Im so lonely (so lonely) Im mr. Lonely (mr. Lonely) I have nobody (I have nobody)
For my own (to call my own)
Im so lonely (so lonely) Im mr. Lonely (mr. Lonely) I have nobody (I have nobody)
For my own (to call my own) girl
Lonely, so lonely
So lonely, (so lonely),
Mr. Lonely, so lonely
So lonely, so lonely, (so lonely), Mr. Lonely"
That wasn't depressing at all… Goodness, half-way through the song Bella got all guilty and started crying… Then Edward got more annoyed and started complaining "Gosh we get it! You're lonely!" It did repeat a lot…
"Good job Jake!" I clap after he was done so does everyone else, except Edward… Just for that…
"NEXT UP IS EDWARD! WOO! Come on up here!" I say cheering for him. He looks murderous… Oh well, come on Eddie, I'm sure you'll sing fine!
"I know that… Ok, this song is for Bella. Who is my brand of heroin!" Now isn't that love… He just up on stage and the music starts, I wonder what he's singing…
"She's my kind of rain, Like love in a drunken sky, She's confetti falling, Down all night
She sits quietly there, Like water in a jar, Says, Baby why are you, Trembling like you are
So I wait, And I try, I confess like a child
She's my kind of rain, Like love from a drunken sky, Confetti falling down all night
She's my kind of rain
She's the sun set shadows, She's like Rembrandt's light
She's the history that's made at night, She's my lost companion
She's my dreaming tree, Together in this brief eternity
Summer days, winter snows, She's all things to behold
She's my kind of rain, Like love from a drunken sky ,Confetti falling down all night
She's my kind of rain
So I wait ,And I try, I confess all my crimes
She's my kind of rain, Like love from a drunken sky, Confetti falling down all night
She's my kind of rain
She's my kind of rain, Like love from a drunken sky, Confetti falling down all night
She's my kind of rain
She's my kind of rain, Oh, rain on me, She's my kind of rain"
I never noticed how repetitive songs were… Wow, I didn't know Eddie-pooh likes country songs… Especially Tim McGraw. Well Edward did very well, and Bella stopped crying! Wait, nope now there's more tears… she cries way too much!
"Woo! Go Eddie-boy! Now who's going next… I THINK WE NEED A LADY UP HERE NOW! Come on up! Um…" So hard to choose… "How about you Mike?!" He's gay enough to be a girl!
"SURE!" Mike ran up on stage, and he winked at Edward "I'm dedicating this to Edward, cause he's hot and sexy…" HAHA Edward has a disgusted look on his face, everyone else just laughed! Upbeat music started and Mike began to sing in a girly voice.
"Hey! Hey! You! You! I don't like your girlfriend!
No way! No way! I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! You! I could be your girlfriend
Everyone started laughing at his choice of song, Edward continued to look disgusted and Bella looked mad, Haha. She has some competition!Hey! Hey! You! You! I know that you like me
No way! No way! You know it's not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You! I want to be your girlfriend
You're so fine, I want you mine , You're so delicious , I think about ya all the time , You're so addictive
Don't you know what I could do to make you feel alright?
Don't pretend I think you know I'm dang precious, And Hell Yeah, I'm the one and only princess
I can tell you like me too and you know I'm right
[Bridge:]
She's like so whatever , And you could do so much better
I think we should get together now , And that's what everyone's talking about!
[Chorus:]
Hey! Hey! You! You! , I don't like your girlfriend!
No way! No way! , I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! You! , I could be your girlfriend
Hey! Hey! You! You! , I know that you like me
No way! No way! , You know it's not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You! , I want to be your girlfriend
I can see the way, I see the way you look at me , And even when you look away I know you think of me
I know you talk about me all the time again and again , So come over here, tell me what I want to hear
Better yet make your girlfriend disappear , I don't want to hear you say her name ever again
(And again and again and again!)
[Bridge]
[Chorus]
Hey! Hey! You! You! , I know that you like me
No way! No way! , You know it's not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You! , I want to be your girlfriend
In a second you'll be wrapped around my finger , Cause I can, cause I can do it better
There's no other , So when's it gonna sink in?
She's so stupid , What the heck were you thinking?!
[repeat]
[Chorus]"
That was so weird, but Edward's face through that was priceless! Bella was glaring at him the whole time, and everyone else kept snickering
"That was amazing Mike! And we all know Edward loved it! So good job! Now get down!" Hogging up my stage… Who should go next…
"ROSE! Come on up here! See if you can beat that!" I say, but she looks at me like she wants to slap me
"Sure Em," she comes up and the music starts.
"I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh), But you keep fronting (Uh)
Saying what you going do to me (Uh huh), But I ain't seen nothing (Uh)
I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh), But you keep fronting (Uh)
Saying what you going do to me (Uh huh), But I ain't seen nothing (Uh)
Typical, Hardly the type I fall for
I like when the physical, Don't leave me asking for more
I'm a sexy mama (mama), Who knows just how to get what I wanna (wanna)
What I want to do is spring this on you (on you), Back up all of the things that I told you (told you)
You've been saying all the right things all night long
But I can't seem to get you over here to help take this off
Baby, can't you see? (see), How these clothes are fitting on me (me)
And the heat coming from this beat (beat), I'm about to blow
I don't think you know
I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh), But you keep fronting (Uh)
Saying what you going do to me (Uh huh), But I ain't seen nothing (Uh)
I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh), But you keep fronting (Uh)
Saying what you going do to me (Uh huh), But I ain't seen nothing (Uh)
You say you're a big boy, But I can't agree
'Cause the love you said you had, Ain't been put on me
I wonder (wonder), If I'm just too much for you
Wonder (wonder), If my kiss don't make you just
Wonder (wonder), What I got next for you
What you want to do? (do)
Take a chance to recognize that this could be yours
I can see, just like most guys that your game don't please
Baby, can't you see? (see), How these clothes are fitting on me (me)
And the heat coming from this beat (beat), I'm about to blow
I don't think you know
I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh), But you keep fronting (Uh)
Saying what you going do to me (Uh huh), But I ain't seen nothing (Uh)
I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh), But you keep fronting (Uh)
Saying what you going do to me (Uh huh), But I ain't seen nothing (Uh)
Come on baby, loosen up my buttons babe, Loosen up my buttons babe
Baby, won't you loosen up my buttons babe?, Loosen up my buttons babe
Come on baby, loosen up my buttons babe, Loosen up my buttons babe
Baby, won't you loosen up my buttons babe?, Loosen up my buttons babe
I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh), But you keep fronting (Uh)
Saying what you going do to me (Uh huh), But I ain't seen nothing (Uh)
I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh), But you keep fronting (Uh)
Saying what you going to do to me (Uh huh), But I ain't seen nothing (Uh)
(Ah-ah-ah),
I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh), But you keep fronting (Uh)
Saying what you going to do to me (Uh huh), But I ain't seen nothing (Uh)
I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh), But you keep fronting (Uh)
Saying what you going to do to me (Uh huh), But I ain't seen nothing (Uh)"
When she finished, she looked right at me. I think she was trying to tell me something in that song, but it's not my fault that all those days we were locked up she was too mad to do that!
"Good job Rose! Now who's next?! How about you Jasper?!" He smiles at Alice as he gets up. He puts on a cowboy hat and the music starts. Country works for him! "This one is for us, Alice!"
"She had a shiny little beamer with the ragtop down
Sitting in the drive but she wouldn't get out
The dogs were all barking and a wagging around
And I just laughed and said ya all get in
She had on a new dress and she curled her hair
She was looking too good not to go somewhere
Said what'cha wanna do baby I don't care
We can go to the show
Or we can stay right here
And I can take you for a ride on my big green tractor
We can go slow, or make it go faster
Down through the woods, and out to the pasture
Long as I'm with you, it really don't matter
Climb up in my lap, and drive if you want to
Girl you know you got me to hold on to
We can go to town, but baby if you'd rather
I'll take you for a ride on my big green tractor
Said we can fire it up and I can show you around
Sit up on the hill and watch the sun go down
When the fireflies are dancing and the moon comes out
We can turn on the lights and head back to the house
Or we can take another ride on my big green tractor
We can go slow, or make it go faster
Down through the woods, and out to the pasture
Long as I'm with you, it really don't matter
Climb up in my lap, and drive if you want to
Girl you know you got me to hold on to
We can go to town, but baby if you'd rather
I'll take you for a ride on my big green tractor
Just let me dust off the seat
Put your pretty little arms around me
You can climb up in my lap, and drive if you want to
Girl you know you got me to hold on to
We can go to town, but baby if you'd rather
I'll take you for a ride on my big green tractor
Oh yea
We can go to town, or we can go another round
On my big green tractor"
Alice and Jasper had goofy grins on their faces, well at least now we know who bought that tractor that's next to the garage… they hugged and everyone was "Awwing". Oh please… I can be that sweet!
Rose's POV! ~just for Emmy's song ^^~
"My turn! And I'm dedicating this to my Rose! Cause I love her so much!" Emmett say and jump up on stage. He pull out some retarded-ly big sunglasses and the music starts. Country music starts, well this better be good
"There's a million different types of girls around that world and their all so beautiful
no one knows any better than me
cause I stare so constantly
Oh, does he?! He should be only staring at ME!
but I think I met my match last night at the club she was sipping on a bud
hangin with her friends on a Friday night
I guess this should be me!
a five foot something cherry bomb she had everything goin on the first thing that caught my eye
she was rockin the beer gut and I love that way she's not ashamed rockin the beer gut well
WHAT?!?!!?!?!?!?!?! WHY DID HE DEDICATE THIS SONG TO ME?!?!?
its just some extra love around her waste rockin the beer gut shes more than hot she's everything with her blue jeans a little tight around her butt rockin the beer gut
I DO NOT have a gut!
well Toby Keith never looked so good handin out right there on the front of her black t-shirt
as i walked up to the bar and said can I buy you a drink girl
she spun me around and grabbed my hand and said first things first mere gonna dance
if you can cut a rug boy after that well you can
This song is stupid…
five foot something cherry bomb she had everything goin on the first thing that caught my eye she was rockin the beer gut and i love that way shes not ashamed rockin the beer gut well its just some extra love around her waste rockin the beer gut shes more than hot shes everything with her blue jeans a little tight around her butt pretty little girls rockin the beer gut
I can't wait till its over…
five foot something cherry bomb she had everything goin on the first thing that caught my eye she was rockin the beer gut and i love that way shes not ashamed rockin the beer gut well its just some extra love around her waste rockin the beer gut shes more than hot shes everything with her blue jeans a little tight around her butt pretty little girls rockin the beer gut
rockin the beer gut
rockin the beer gut"
Emmett's POV
After my awesome performance, I saw Rose come up on stage. Oh ya baby, come hug me. She stops in front of me, glares and then slaps me. OW!
"What was that for?!" I ask
"WHAT KIND OF SONG WAS THAT?!" she asks, man she's mad!
"Um, catchy, country, and just for you" I reply smoothly
"EMMETT! THAT SONG WAS ABOUT A FLIPPIN FAT GIRL!" she yells at me,
"Um… well…"
"OK NEXT PERSON PLEASE!" Rose yells as she walks off stage
"Oh! I'm going next!" Alice says, she untangles herself from Jasper's arms and gets on stage.
"Move Emmett" she then pushes me off stage. She never would've been able to have done that if I weren't still shocked from Rosalie's slap… I sit down in my chair, and Alice starts singing a song, that I assume is for Jasper; since everyone else has dedicated their songs to their loves.
"Well, I know there's a reason, And I know there's a rhyme
We were meant to be together , That's why
We can roll with the punches , We can stroll hand in hand
And when I say its forever , You understand
That you're always in my heart , You're always on my mind
And when it all becomes too much , You're never far behind
And there's no one that comes close to you, Could ever take your place
Cause only you can love me this way
I could've turned a different corner , I could've gone another place
But Id a-never had this feeling , That I feel today
Yeah
And you're always in my heart , You're always on my mind
When it all becomes too much , You're never far behind
And there's no one that comes close to you , Could ever take your place
Cause only can love me this way
And you're always in my heart , You're always on my mind
And when it all becomes too much , You're never far behind
And there's no one that comes close to you , Could ever take your place
Cause only you can love me this way
Only you can love me this way"
That was a nice song, only one person left!
"COME ON BELLA! GET UP HERE AND SING FOR US!" I say, and Bella attempts to get on stage, but trips… fortunately Edward caught her before her face hit the floor! She blushes bright red, and gets on stage this time.
"Start when you're ready!" I say from my chair. The music starts… it sounds very familiar…
"Smooth talkin', So rockin'
A-he's got everything, That a girl's wantin'
Guitar cutie, He plays it groovy
And I can't keep myself, From doing somethin' stupid
Think I'm really falling for his smile, Get butterflies when he says my name
[Chorus:]
He's got something special, He's got something special
And when he's looking at me, I wanna get it all sentimental
He's got something special, He's got something special
I can hardly breathe, Something's telling me
Telling me maybe, He could be the one
He could be the one, He could be the one
He could be the one, He could be the one
He could be the one
He's lightnin', Sparks are flyin'
Everywhere I go, He's always on my mind and
I'm going crazy, About him lately
And I can't help myself, From how my heart is racin'
Think I'm really diggin' on his vibe, He really blows me away
[Repeat Chorus:]
And he's got a way, Of making me feel
Like everything I do is, Perfectly fine
The stars are aligned, When I'm with him
And I'm so into him
He's got something special, He's got something special
And when he's looking at me, I wanna get all sentimental
He's got something special, He's got something special
I can hardly breathe, Something's telling me
Telling me maybe, He could be the one
He could be the one, He could be the one
He could be the one, He could be the one
He could be the one, He could be the one"
"That was wonderful Bella!" Edward says, but he sounds kinda sad maybe. Oh! That song was about 2 boys! JUST LIKE HER AND EDWARD AND JACOB!
"Wow Bella, nice song…" I say flicking my eyes from Edward to Jacob, who was in the corner of the room.
"Um, ya…" She sits down by Edward, and has a thoughtful look on her face.
"Hey Emmett, why don't you and Alice to a duet?!" She says grinning. THAT IS AN AWESOME IDEA!!!
"OH YEAH" I say, but at the same time Rose yells "HECK NO!"
"Alice do you want to do a duet with Em?" Bella asks
"Um, do I have to?" She says, looking at Rosalie's furious face
"YES! I DARE YOU TO DO A DUET WITH EMMETT! WHAT EVER SONG HE WANTS!" Bella says, YES! ANY SONG I WANT!
"OH ALICE! LETS DO PROMISCUOUS GIRL!!!!" I say, that is my FAVORITE SONG EVER!
"WHAT?!?" Rosalie, Alice, and Jasper yell at the same time. Alice looks kinda freaked out, Rose is glaring right at me, and Jasper looks like he either wants to take Alice and run or come and beat me up.
"Come on guys it's just a song! Anyway Alice it's a dare! You have to! So come on!" I say hopping up on stage, Alice kisses Jasper on the cheek and Edward comes over and puts Jasper in his chair and holds him down. Rosalie just glares at me more…
"Remember it's just an AWESOME song! Now come on Alice! And sing it like you mean it!" After I say that Jasper growls and Alice just has the weirdest look on her face. That last part just didn't come out right…
"I mean, sing it like you actually want to sing it, not like your being forced to! It will be fun!"
"Alright Emmett, let's start it…" She says somewhat reluctantly.
-Emmett is unmarked-
"A: Am i throwin' you off?
Nope
A: Didn't think so
How you doin' young lady,
The feeling that youre giving really drives me crazy
You don't have to play about the joke,
I was lost with the words first time that we spoke
A:If you looking for a girl that'll treat you right
If you lookin' for her in the day time with the light
You might be the type if I play my cards right,
I'll find out by the end of the night
A: You expect me to just let you hit it, But will you still respect me if you git it
All I can do is try, gimme one chance,
What's the problem I don't see no ring on your hand
I be the first to admit it, I'm curious about you, you seem so innocent
A: You wanna get in my world, get lost in it
Boy I'm tired of running, lets walk for a minute
Chorus-
Promiscuous girl
Wherever you are
Im' all alone
And it's you that I want
A: Promiscuous boy
You already know
That I'm all yours
What you waiting for?
Promiscuous girl
You're teasing me
You know what I want
And I got what you need
A: Promiscuous boy
Let's get to the point
Cause we're on a roll
Are you ready?
Jasper was glaring and growling all thru the chorus! Goodness man! It's just a song! OH! I NEED TO DANCE! But only bad dancing goes with this song… Eh, I'm gonna die anyway! I start the dirty dancing routine and Alice looks like she wants to go screaming out of here, while Jasper is thrashing in his seat being held down by Edward and growling.
Verse-
A: Roses are red
Some diamonds are blue
Chivalry is dead,
But you're still kinda cute
Hey! I can't keep my mind off you
who you with, do you mind if I come through
A: I'm out of this world come with me to my planet
Get you on my level do you think that you can handle it?
They call me Thomas
last name Crown
Recognize game
I'm a lay mine's down
A: I'm a big girl I can handle myself
But if I get lonely I'ma need your help
Pay attention to me I don't talk for my health
I want you on my team
A: So does everybody else.
Baby we can keep it on the low
Let your guard down ain't nobody gotta know
If you with it girl I know a place we can go
A: What kind of girl do you take me for?
Chorus-
Promiscuous girl
Wherever you are
I'm all alone
And it's you that I want
N: Promiscuous boy
You already know
That I'm all yours
What you waiting for?
Promiscuous girl
You're teasing me
You know what I want
And I got what you need
N: Promiscuous boy
Let's get to the point
Cause we're on a roll
Are you ready?
Don't be mad, don't get mean
A: Don't get mad, don't be mean
Hey! Don't be mad, don't get mean
A: Don't get mad, don't be mean
Wait! I don't mean no harm
I can see you with my t-shirt on-"
We were almost done with the song when Jasper finally snaps and jumps out of his seat and dives on stage and tackles me. Then he starts punching me in the face and stomach, which hurts when coming from a vampire!
"DON'T" –punch "EVER" –punch- "SING OR TALK" –punch- "OR DANCE" –punch- "LIKE THAT WITH ALICE" –punch- "EVER" –punch- "AGAIN!!!!!!!!"
He then strolls over to Alice, picks her up and kisses her. Then he carries her to his chair and sits her down on his lap. I've never seen him do that… Wow, he really got territorial over a song! I turn to get off the stage when Rose comes up to me. –SLAP- She then glares at me and throws me off the stage
"I'm going to do another song! You will be able to tell who this is for, I hope they enjoy it…" She hisses the last part and music starts playing.
"Cheater, cheater, where'd you meet her, Down at Ernie's Bar
Did she smile your way, twirl her hair and say, How cute your dimples are
Did she use that line, "Your place or mine" , While you danced with her real slow
Tell me, cheater, cheater, where'd you meet, That no good, white trash ho
At the last part Alice jumped out off Jasper's lap, but Edward caught her and forced her back down. GASP! I can't believe Rosalie would think I would cheat on her! AND CALL HER OWN SISTER THAT!
Liar, liar, did you buy her whiskey, All night long
Did you hide your ring in the pocket of your jeans, Or did you just keep it on
When the deed was done and you had your fun, Did you think I wouldn't know
Tell me, cheater, cheater, where'd you meet, That no good, white trash ho
Alice was shaking with anger, trying to get out of Edwards grasp. Jasper came up behind her and held her to him, but she was still trying to get to Rose.
Now, I'm not one to judge someone, That I ain't never met
But to lay your hands on a married man, Is 'bout as low as a gal can get
Hey, I wish her well as she rots in hell, And you can tell her I said so
Cheater, cheater, where'd you meet, That no good, white trash ho
Jasper started growling at Rose now, and I can see why. This song is just making Alice and me look bad, when everyone knows that would never happen! At least Jasper trusts Alice, he doesn't believe Alice would ever cheat on him! And she wouldn't EVER! Rose thinks I would, that's kinda hurtful…
Loser, loser, hope you love her, 'Cause you're stuck with her now
Take your sorry butt, load up all your stuff, And get the hell out of my house
But I just wish you'd tell me this, One thing before you go
Cheater, cheater, where'd you meet, That no good, white trash ho
WHATS THAT MEAN?!!?
Now, I'm not one to judge someone, That I ain't never met
But to lay your hands on a married man, Is 'bout as low as a gal can get
Hey, I wish her well as she rots in hell, And you can tell her I said so
Cheater, cheater, where'd you meet, That no good, white trash ho
I had to start helping keep Alice down. Jake and Seth even had to come help! This pixie is strong when she's mad!
Yeah, I just wish you'd tell me this , One thing before you go
Cheater, cheater, where'd you meet, That low-down, up-town
Slept with every guy around, Pressed on eyelash
No good, white trash ho
At the last part I guess Alice had enough, she somehow managed to get out of everyone's grasps and she jumped on stage and slapped Rosalie.
"HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY THINK THAT I WOULD CHEAT ON JASPER?!?!?!" Alice yells at Rose before tackling her to the ground.
It takes about 5 minutes to get them to stop fighting, but eventually we got them apart.
"Ok guys wait! I have one last song I want to sing! Just stop fighting! Rose this one is for you, I'm sorry…"
"As life goes on I'm starting to learn more and more about responsibility
And I realize that everything I do is affecting the people around me
So I want to take this time out to apologize for things that
I've done things that haven't occurred yet
and things that they don't want to take responsibility for
I'm sorry for the times that I left you home
I was on the road and you were alone
I'm sorry for the times that I had to go
I'm sorry for the fact that I did not know
That you were sitting home just wishing we
Could go back to when it was just you and me
I'm sorry for the times I would neglect
I'm sorry for the times I disrespect
I'm sorry for the wrong things that I've done
I'm sorry I'm not always there for my sons
I'm sorry for the fact that I'm not aware
That you can't sleep at night when I am not there
Because I'm in the streets like everyday
I'm sorry for the things that I did not say
Like how you are the best thing in my world
And how I'm so proud to call you my girl
I understand that there's some problems
And I'm not too blind to know
All the pain you kept inside you
Even though you might not show
If I can't apologize for being wrong
Then it's just a shame on me
I'll be the reason for your pain
And you can put the blame on me
You can put the blame on me
You can put the blame on me
You can put the blame on me
You can put the blame on me
Said you can put the blame on me
Said you can put the blame on me
Said you can put the blame on me
You can put the blame on me-"
I only that far before Rose came and hugged me.
"At least you're learning Emmy-bear" She whispers in my ear.
"Well I'm going to put Bella up stairs, good night guys," Edward says
"Me and Jasper are going hunting, be back later!" Alice says as she and Jasper go out the door.
"Let's go upstairs, I wonder when Carlisle and Esme will be home…" I say as we run up the stairs
Carlisle's POV
We got home from hunting at 4 in the morning, and saw the karaoke stage up
"THEY DID KARAOKE NIGHT WITHOUT US?!" I yell disappointed, I love karaoke...
"Well, we can sing now Carlisle," Esme suggests
"Ok! Now what song…" I think for a second
"MC HAMMER!" we say together. 3 minutes later we finish rappin' "U cant touch this"
"That wasn't as fun as with the kids…" Esme says looking out into the empty crowd
"It wasn't… Oh well! New song!"
Emmett's POV
Esme and Carlisle were karaoking downstairs, from 4 to 7 in the morning. Edward had finally gotten sick of their singing and threw it out the window… Jasper and Alice came in at about 8, and all of a sudden Edward sunk to the ground to his knees "NOOO!!!"
"WHAT?!" everyone asks him
"AHH!!! ALICE THAT SONG!!! PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!" Everyone looks at Alice
"UR SO GAY AND YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE BOYS!" She sings out loud, and everyone starts laughing. That song is just awesome…
Well there you go
