You guys are soooooooooooooo lucky I don't believe in cliff-hangers, otherwise you'd be stuck with a cliffy for like a month now, right? Anyway, sorry. Here's the next chapter of The Newest Vamp in Town:

After the boys had gotten in trouble, we were all sitting in the front room, watching TV, when I suddenly went blank in my mind and sort of zoned out.

"Oh no, I know that face! Izzy, you can't!" Jasper shouted, getting off the couch next to me after I got out of my zone-out state.

I blinked a few times, and got up.

He grabbed my hand and pulled me back down. "Isabella Marie Swan; She. Will. Kill. You. Without any hesitation!" He said, trying to get some sense into me.

"You think I don't know that?!" I snapped, getting angry.

The rest of the family was giving us confused looks.

"Well, I'm coming with you; I know her-" Jasper started.

"Victoria is with her!" I snapped; he looked taken back.

"You are not going. At least not alone." He tried to reason.

"You think you can talk me out of this? You think I changed my stubborn nature?" I asked in disbelief; he shook his head.

"I'm not going to let you kill your self! This is a suicide mission!" he said, getting annoyed.

"Which is why I'm going alone." I said, getting up again, but he pulled me down.

"Look! Neither of them knows about my powers, and you'll all die if I don't go! I can't let that happen!" I said, getting up, this time pulling Jasper with me.

"They're on their way here?!" he exclaimed. "This isn't good." He muttered.

"Yeah, well I have a favor to call in." I mumbled, pulling out the phone I got from Zathura.

"But then you'll owe her! Remember!" Emmett said.

"I'm not calling her." I said, dialing the number.

"Look, I don't really know how this works or anything," I started saying into the phone, in a quiet tone so (hopefully) no one could hear me. "Momento morte." I said, hoping they would get the message. (A/N: 'Momento morte' means 'instant death' in Italian.)

"I'm sorry, who is this?"

"Isabella." I said.

"Oh! I'll be right back with-" she was cut off by someone else grabbing the phone.

"Hello, Isabella. What can I do for you?" Aro asked, in a smiling tone.

"Momento morte." I said and heard him gasp.

"What's wrong?" he asked, sounding concerned.

"Um, Victoria and Maria are coming- I sensed their presence's, along with about 13 others, I was hoping I could go and at least hold them off- I don't want my new family to get hurt because of me! And my brother already offered to help, but I don't want him to die- I just, really need your help! Could you please send someone to help keep them away or kill them? I don't like resorting to violence, but I need to!" I said, hoping he would help.

"Of course! I cannot come myself. What are your whereabouts?" he asked.

"Forks Washington." I answered.

"With the Cullen Coven of 'vegetarian' vampires?" he asked.

"Yes, why?" I countered.

"That's your new family? I will come myself, then. I would be delighted to help out my old friend Carlisle." He said, with what sounded like a smile in his voice.

"Um, alright. But if any of them are hurt because of you- I swear to god, that you will not even have time to apologize." I said.

"Very well. You are trying to protect them, no?"

"We have 48 hours, exactly, until they arrive in my presence, and I will expect you and/or your follower to be there. Good bye." I said, and hung up.

I sighed in annoyance at Aro and his idiocy, and his ignorance to what a family really is.

I sat back on the couch I was on before my phone-call, next to worried looking Jasper.

"You know Aro Volturi? On a personal level?" He asked in disbelief.

"Stupid-vampiric-hearing." I muttered.

"Yes." I answered, trying to ignore them all.

"How?" Emmett asked.

"He and Marcus got in a fight while, I was in their presence, and I… sort of, saved his life." I said, like it was nothing; they all gasped.

76 hours later; Victoria and Maria are dead, Aro is still in debt to Bella, and Bella and Edward's relationship have been literally on pause.

We were in the middle of lunch today, and Edward leaned over to me.

"I think you should tell the rest of the family about Hope." He said; I shrugged and agreed.

"Hey, you guys know Hope, the singer, right?" I asked the Cullen's and Hale's; Jasper went into a coughing fit.

"Yeah!" Emmett started, as I took a big drink of lemonade. "I have a shrine dedicated to her! She is so awesome!" Emmett said. I spat out my drink.

"Who in this family knew about that before today?" I asked through gritted teeth.

Everyone raised their hand but me.

I slowly turned to Edward and took a deep calming breathe. Everyone at our table was watching closely.

"You knew about that?!" I questioned a very scared looking Edward, through still gritted teeth; he nodded weakly. "And you told me," I was getting louder as I stood up. "To tell them?!" I questioned, still getting louder.

"Human speed! We're in public! Remember!" Alice whisper/shouted.

"Run." I said, standing still. "Fast." I added, and he got up and ran from the table. I chased after him, staying pretty close to him.

"I am going to rip you apart, burn the pieces, and dump them in the ocean!" I screeched, as we exited the cafeteria doors and turned down the hall.

I noticed we were headed for his house.

"Why am I chasing you to your house?!" I yelled at him, getting even more annoyed.

"Home-field advantage!" he shouted over his shoulder.

2 hours later…

Rosalie POV

We walked through the door to our house, hoping our brother was still alive.

"Wow. I hope Edward's okay- it looks like a tornado went through here." Emmett said, walking through the door.

"Emmett, quit exagerat-" I was cut off by seeing that he wasn't exaggerating- it really looked like a tornado hit.

"What happened?" I asked in disbelief.

"Oh, Edward is just fine." Alice said in a weird tone.

Bella POV

"Wow. I hope Edward's okay- it looks like a tornado went through here." I heard Emmett say. I looked at Edward.

"Their home." He and I said at the same time.

We scrambled quickly to get everything back to normal.

"Do you think Alice knows?" I asked, trying to find a way out without the rest of the people in this house noticing.

"Oh, Edward is just fine." Alice said in a suggestive tone.

"Yep. She knows." Edward answered.

"How do I get out?" I asked, desperate.

"Window." He said.

"There's a short jump for a vampire, you might be able to make it." He said, pushing me towards the window.

"Okay! I love you! Bye!" I gave him a quick peck on the lips and jumped out the window and I landed just a foot from my mini-house. I turned around to face the Cullen's main house, to see Jasper coming towards me looking a little confused, and a lot angry. I decided it was time to run into my house, but he caught me.

"Please tell me you did not just do, what I think you did?" he asked, sounding desperate.

"Well, that depends on what you think I just did." I said trying to get out of his grip, but I couldn't.

"You did, didn't you?" he said, looking angry.

"Maybe?" I squeaked out in a tiny voice.

"Where's Edward?" he asked, getting even angrier. "I am going to personally murder him!" he said, letting go of me and stomping back to his house.

I followed him and stopped him right after he entered the main entrance.

"Stop!" I shouted at him, while trying to hold him back.

He froze when he took in his surroundings.

"Please tell me you didn't do this." He said in a weak voice.

"Hey! There you are! Did you murder Edward? Is he okay?" Rosalie asked me, momentarily pulling my attention away from Jasper.

"Um, yeah. He's fine." I said, turning back to Jasper, who was stomping up the stairs.

"What's with him?" Rosalie asked.

"Jasper! Don't!" I screamed, running after him.

"Give me one good reason why I shouldn't!" he shouted back, stopping.

"Because it's just as much my fault as it is his!" I shouted at him, getting mad that he was blaming Edward. "You actually think I would be stupid enough to- I'm not even going to say it. Or is it that you just don't trust me?" I asked, getting mad at him.

"Ooh! What's going on here?" Alice asked, while Jasper just gave me an incredulous look.

"Now if you'll excuse me, I have something I need to discuss with someone that you have no need to know anything about." I said, huffing at Jasper. I turned around and went up stairs to Edward's room.

I didn't even bother to knock; I just huffed and plopped down on his bed.

"Are you okay?" Edward asked, shutting his door and sitting down next to me.

"No! Jasper either doesn't trust me, or always secretly hated you." I said. "Either way, I don't like it." I mumbled, leaning onto him.

"Okay, forget about that. What were you doing before I bugged you?" I asked, looking at him.

"Cleaning up. I just finished my room, actually. I was hoping I could have the house clean before Esme and Carlisle get back from the hospital." He said smiling. Then his smile dropped. "Too late." He whispered.

"EMMETT!" I screamed as loud as I could.

"Yeah little sis?" he asked, after literally breaking down the door. I got up and hugged his waist.

"Please, will you take the blame for this?" I asked with pleading eyes.

"You caused all this?" he asked; I nodded as he got a big goofy grin.

"Did Eddie-Boy over there help you out?" he asked, with the same goofy grin. I groaned.

"Not you too!" I said, hiding my face in his shirt.

"Sure I'll take the wrap for you, little sis! It'll be fun!" he said. "But you owe me! Big time!" he said, exiting the room.

I plopped back down next to Edward.

"Better, now that we're not to blame?" I asked.

"Not really. Jasper is yelling at me and Emmett and Alice are making fun of me inside their heads." He said; I groaned.

"I'm sorry." I said, falling backwards on his bed.

"Hey, I never noticed you having a bed before." I said, noticing that. "Well, before today." I said.

"Yeah, well, Alice kicked me out of my room this morning; I guess this is why." He said, falling back next to me.

We went downstairs to join the rest of the family, and Emmett was being scolded by Esme.

He walked towards the couch Edward and I were sitting on, and leaned real close to me.

"You owe me, big time. And I intend to collect. Very soon- very, very soon." He whispered, so only I could hear; I took an involuntary gulp of fear and anticipation.

"So, why have I gotten reports of Bella trying to murder Edward?" Esme questioned, sitting down across from us.

"Carpe diem, baby. Seize the day!" I replied, getting shocked and disbelieving looks from Alice and Rosalie and Emmett- they didn't know I had it in me.

Emmett came bounding down the stairs holding a boom-box- with, no doubt, a Shakira CD in it.

"Time to collect Bells!" he shouted.

"Um, no thanks! I'd rather sit with my boyfriend." I said, shrinking into Edward, who was chuckling.

"Don't you mean 'sin with you boyfriend'?" he said, smirking. I glared.

I heard Esme, Carlisle and Rosalie gasp.

"You are suck a butt much!" I shouted at him.

"Go to hell, Bellsie!" he shouted back.

"I can't; they have a restraining order against me." I shot back. He opened his mouth to say something, but just nodded in approval instead.

"That was a good one!" (A/N: this is the same routine that's in All Because of Jake And Emmett, I just like the idea a lot, so I'm going to use it in here to!) "But you're still doing the routine." He said, his voice dropping to a dead-serious tone. I internally groaned for ever telling Emmett that Jasper and I made up a routine when we got bored one night- with Alice's permission of course.

I drudged up to him, he was holding the boom-box close to his chest, like he thought I would smash it or something- which I probably would, and had a bunch of lights set up and stuff, and I glared at Jasper- who had been the one who let it slip and made me tell the story.

"I hate you." I hissed and he winced back.

"I have the lights and music set up already!" Emmett cheered, grabbing me by the wrist. "Where'd you put the dress?" he asked, grabbing the outfit he was going to wear from the closet in the hallway.

"You just had to make me do the routine directly after I get my first boyfriend ever?" I asked, glaring. "I through the damn dress out the day you bought it." I said, turning around. "So, I guess I can't do the routine with you!" I said in mock-sadness.

"No worries! Alice saw that happening, so she bought you another one!" Emmett boomed; I froze in place and groaned.

I changed and met Emmett back downstairs, where he had a theater-type curtain hanging up.

"You know what to do, sis!" he said, going to center-stage and pointed his face at the ground, hiding it behind his hat. It was a non-vocal version, so we were the voices in this song.

Ladies up in here tonight
No fighting, no fighting
We got the refugees up in here
No fighting, No fighting

Shakira, Shakira the music started up and I skipped on stage and walked in a circle around Emmett with one hand on his shoulder the whole time.

I never really knew that she could dance like this
She makes a man wants to speak Spanish
Como se llama (si), bonita (si), mi casa (si, Shakira Shakira), su casa
Shakira, Shakira

Oh baby when you talk like that I stepped away from him a little and started dancing on my own.
You make a woman go mad
So be wise and keep on
Reading the signs of my body I did a belly-roll to line up with the beat, and started doing my dance again.

And I'm on tonight
You know my hips don't lie
And I'm starting to feel it's right
All the attraction, the tension
Don't you see baby, this is perfection I gestured to myself then froze when the music changed in beat for Emmett to speak the part.

Hey Girl, I can see your body moving
And it's driving me crazy
And I didn't have the slightest idea
Until I saw you dancing

And when you walk up on the dance floor
Nobody cannot ignore the way you move your body, girl
And everything so unexpected - the way you right and left it
So you can keep on shaking it

I never really knew that she could dance like this I un-froze and walked a little closer to Emmett. Rosalie and Edward are not going to like the next half of the song.
She makes a man want to speak Spanish
Como se llama (si), bonita (si), mi casa (si, Shakira Shakira), su casa he spun me around three times as he spun around to the music.
Shakira, Shakira

Oh baby when you talk like that
You make a woman go mad
So be wise and keep on he spun me in, then out again.
Reading the signs of my body

And I'm on tonight I shook my hips rhythmically, like a hula-girl would, but perfectly to the rhythm.
You know my hips don't lie
And I am starting to feel you boy I spun myself back into Emmett and began to do a more… modern version of dancing.
Come on lets go, real slow I slid down his body half-way, then quickly came back up and spun around to face him.
Don't you see baby asi es perfecto

Oh I know I am on tonight my hips don't lie
And I am starting to feel it's right I danced on my own again.
All the attraction, the tension
Don't you see baby, this is perfection
Shakira, Shakira

Oh boy, I can see your body moving I started, pushing his shoulder so he had to go backwards twice.
Half animal, half man
I don't, don't really know what I'm doing we began to do a sort of waltz/tango type thing.
But you seem to have a plan
My will and self restraint he dipped me backwards quickly, then pulled me up and spun me out and I spun back into him, and we went back to our club-type dancing.
Have come to fail now, fail now
See, I am doing what I can, but I can't so you know
That's a bit too hard to explain

Baila en la calle de noche we did a complicated bunch of spins and turns.
Baila en la calle de día

Baila en la calle de noche
Baila en la calle de día

I never really knew that she could dance like this he spun me around behind his back with one of our hands connected, sort of like in the king's waltz.
She makes a man want to speak Spanish
Como se llama (si), bonita (si), mi casa (si, Shakira Shakira), su casa
Shakira, Shakira he let me go back to our separate dances that went with the choruses.

Oh baby when you talk like that
You know you got me hypnotized I raised my hands over my head and did what Alice calls a 'just begging for sex' type move.
So be wise and keep on
Reading the signs of my body I froze and Emmett grabbed my hand again, and Rosalie pulled me off of Emmett. They continued the dance after I left.

"My debt's been paid!" I shouted over my shoulder, walking off stage. I ran up to the bathroom on Edward's floor that was never used.

Senorita, feel the conga, let me see you move like you come from Colombia

Mira en Barranquilla se baila así, say it!
Mira en Barranquilla se baila así

Yeah
She's so sexy every man's fantasy a refugee like me back with the Fugees from a 3rd world country
I go back like when 'pac carried crates for Humpty Humpty

"I'll go talk to her." Alice said.
I need a whole club dizzy
Why the CIA wanna watch us?
Colombians and Haitians
I ain't guilty, it's a musical transaction
No more do we snatch ropes
Refugees run the seas 'cause we own our own boats

I'm on tonight, my hips don't lie
And I'm starting to feel you boy
Come on let's go, real slow
Baby, like this is perfecto

Oh, you know I am on tonight and my hips don't lie
And I am starting to feel it's right
The attraction, the tension
Baby, like this is perfection

No fighting
No fighting I heard the song end in the distance as I slammed the door and locked it, and began to cry.

Next thing I know, Alice is hugging me. "How'd you get in?" I asked, stopping my crying.

"I'm a vampire; a locked door can't hold me. Why are you crying? Rosalie has a right to kick you off her husband." Alice said, smiling as I pulled my head up.

"One; I don't give a crap about Emmett! Two; the reason I owed Emmett was because he took the blame and the whole family found out anyway! Three; Edward hates me." I whispered the third one.

"Why would Edward hate you?" she asked, confused.

"Because I refused to dance at all with him! And, did you see the look on his face when I came on stage in this itty-bitty lengthened tube-top?!" I asked, crying.

"Are you crying?" she asked in disbelief.

"No." I muttered lamely.

"Then why do you have tears on your cheeks? WAIT?! Why do you have tears on your cheeks!?" she screeched, getting everyone to come upstairs.

"Thanks a lot, Alice! Thanks! That's the last time I ever confide in you!" I said, running out of the bathroom and sprinting down the stairs, and out to my house.