Dear Journal,

Okay, so, Edward now makes me dance at least once a week, and Jasper couldn't find it funnier. But I could deal with him. But, unfortunately, Emmett also found it extremely hilarious, and his wife did not give me permission to hit him. My life sort of sucks on that part.

But, on the bright side, my beautiful baby boy is healthy, intelligent, and the Volturi are too afraid of my (newly acquired) mother's wrath to try and take him away from me again. Wasn't that a fun experience?!

Melody, as it turned out, wasn't a Melody, but instead was an Erik. (A/N: Yes, from the Little Mermaid II. I just love that movie!)

Anyway, we finally got our schedule in balance. Emmett still makes fun of us for our active-sex-life. The reason isn't for the fun of it, it's because we beat his and Rose's record, and we have a kid in the next room! Isn't life fun?!

Erik Edward Cullen. Edward said it was cliché for the father's name to be the son's middle name, but I said "What, about our relationship, isn't cliché?" and he shut up. It was sort of funny.

Emmett calls Edward whipped, his reply is always "Sometimes, being whipped pays off." With an oh-so-sweet smile. Also sort of funny to witness.

Erik says he doesn't get it whenever this is said, and I say "Good." In a relieved tone. We've done everything we can to not leave him alone with Emmett. Edward and I want him to wait to learn about sex until he's in high school. He'll be full grown by tomorrow, which will be his first day of school. He was growing too fast to be anything but homeschooled.

Edward changed me when we were… well, you know-ing, so that 'little problem' (on the subject of my 'virginity') is fixed because I am now full vampire! The only downside I've found so far is no more human food… but that gets cancelled out by the fact that there's no more PMS (much to Jasper and Edward's relief).

Well, I gotta go. Erik's in bed, which means, for at least the next 9 hours, I belong to Edward.

-Isabella Marie Mason Hale-

A/N: I can't get any inspiration for this story, so this is the Epilogue or whatever it's called. I may right a sequel about life a decade or so later, but don't count on it too much.

P.S: Bella has that name Isabella Marie Mason Hale because it's Edward's human last name and then Hale to show she's part of the family… and, yeah.

-KassandraCullen-