If you saw it on KP, Disney owns it.


I.

Ron sauntered into Engineering to meet Kim, who was there talking with Geordi about potential modifications to Enterprise's stabilizer controls.

"Yo, Kimila! Geordi!"

Kim turned and smiled at her goofy boyfriend. "I'll be with you in just a couple of minutes, Ron."

"No problemo, KP. Take your time."

Ron looked around the space, which was dominated by the imposing presence of the warp core. The thrumming of the engines was impressive, yet soothing. Gazing back at Kim, he leaned on a console.

"Self-destruct sequence initiated. Enterprise will self-destruct in sixty seconds," the computer intoned.

Kim and Geordi looked up and at Ron. Both noticed his hand on a shiny, red button.

"Ron!" Kim exclaimed.

"What? I didn't do anything!" he whined.

"Mr. LaForge, what's going on?" the captain asked via the intercom.

"We had an accidental initiation of the self-destruct program. I'm disarming it …"

Geordi began working the controls.

"… Snap," he cursed.

Self-destruct in fifty seconds.

"What's the sitch?" Kim asked, a note of worry in her voice.

"I don't know. But I can't abort the sequence."

Self-destruct in forty seconds.

"Awww man," Ron wailed as he came up behind his best friend/girlfriend, "Kim, I'm sorry."

She turned and looked at her stricken best friend/boyfriend. Part of her wanted to deck him. Because of his carelessness, they were all going to die. But she did love him and those ears were soooo ferociously cute …

Self-destruct in thirty seconds.

"No big, Ron," she said, wrapping his arms around his neck. "I still love you," she added before giving him a last, passionate kiss.

II.

"Well, Number One, it's been quite an adventure," Picard said, surprisingly calm given the unforeseen turn of events.

"Yes, it has, Sir. Though I have to admit my disappointment. I always wanted to sit in that chair. And another trip to Risa would have been nice …"

Self-destruct in twenty seconds.

Picard smiled at his first officer, then rose. "Take her, Will. She's yours."

Riker smiled at his captain, impressed with how gallant Jean-Luc Picard could be, even in a situation like this.

"Thanks, Sir," he replied, a grin on this face, "but this ship is yours, and always will be. It's been my honor to serve with you."

Self-destruct in ten seconds.

III.

Kim and Ron were still kissing when the matter/anti-matter containment field collapsed and the warp core was breached, causing a massive explosion that erased Enterprise and all aboard her from existence.

IV.

With no one to stop them, Lore and Shego were able to reunite the two halves of the pan-dimensional vortex inducer. They went on a rampage of destruction before they seized control of the Federation and began a war of conquest that culminated in their ruling over the entire Alpha Quadrant with the proverbial iron fist. They weren't totally without feeling, however: they gave Drakken a solar system, with two inhabited planets, to rule; he promptly renamed the worlds Drakkanada and Drakkenville.

V.

Unfortunately for Lore, Shego, and their hapless subjects, they were unable to stop the Borg from traveling back in time to prevent Zephram Cochrane's test of the Phoenix and First Contact between humans and Vulcans. As a result, with Earth isolated and still reeling from the self-inflicted devastation of World War Three, the Collective was able to attack without opposition, teaching the people of Earth with brutal swiftness and finality that resistance is futile and that assimilation really is so the drama.