Things that irritate Saphira.
TWO
Arya: So Saphira, have you and Thorn... well, you know..
Saphira: Have me and Thorn What?!?!
Eragon: You mean you haven't made out with Thorn yet?!?
Arya: Eragon!!
Saphira: Eww! No I didn't make out with Thorn! Shruikan is cuter!
Arya: AAHH!!! EWW! THAT IS GROSS SAPHIRA!
Eragon: EWWW! I STEPPED IN DOG CRAP!
Arya: You do know that Saphira just admitted to making out with Shruikan... Right?
Saphira: Oh no...I didn't make out with Shruikan...
Eragon: You WHAT!!?!?!?
Arya: You DIDN'T make out with Shruikan!?! oh that's a relief...
Saphira: I mated with him!
Arya: Shoot me now...(passes out)
Eragon: Ewww...(knocks himself out)
Saphira: Hmm...nah, I can't eat Arya... Too much fat...
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