Disclaimer: Not mines, don't sue.

"Guys," Xander told his friends. "We have to do something about this." It had been a pretty interesting day for the rangers. Since their discovery of the world of fanfiction, some things have... change.

"Yeah," Vida said. "I say we kicked their butts for writing this crap about us!"

"But what can we do?" Madison asked everyone. Everyone put their heads down and began thinking. Some of them were sitting down rubbing their foreheads and some were pacing the room. After 5 minutes, Xander got an idea.

"I think I know what to do." He told everyone grinning. Xander got on the computer, clicked on all the author's blogs and sent emails them.

At Rockporium, Xander had asked Toby if he could use the store for some business he needed to attend to. Toby was wiery of this but said it was okay. Hundreds and hundreds of fanfic writers were all coming to Briarwood and to the Rockporium. It was a rather tight fit but they all manage to get in. All of them were talking and murmuring to themselves when the lights dim and Xander appeared on stage, there was much cheering.

"Xander!"

"All right Xander!"

"Hey baby!"

"All right all right," Xander trying to calm everyone down. "Settle settle, there's plenty of Xander to go around. I just want to thank all of you for coming. Thank you. Now, some of you are probably wondering why I asked you all to come?"

"Yeah, why did you call us?" Someone from the audience asked him.

"Well," He explained. "I had call you all here to tell you all something, stop writing fanfiction about us. " Some people were staring at him.

"Huh?"

"What do you mean?"

"Well, it's like this." Xander told them. "Just today, me and my friends had discovered fanfiction. We all took turn reading some of your stories and well... were all a little freaked out about them. You guys scarred Maddie for life now."

"Hey, it's a free country, we can write what ever we want!" Someone said and everyone was agreeing with her.

"Well, put yourself in our shoes, if you read abunch of stories written about yourself by people you don't know, would you be okay with it?" Xander told them. This cause them to think about this.

"Wel... I suppose I see your point." Someone from the audience said. Xander flashed his trademark grin.

"Great!" Xander was pumping his fist into the air. "Now, if we can get others--"

"But I can't help it, Xander is just sooooo HOT!" One fangirl said. Xander's jaw dropped.

"Tell me about!" Another fangirl said. "That accent, whoo! Sends shivers down my spine!"

"Yeah Xander's hot with a capital "H"!" Another fangirl said.

"You know who Xander would look hotter with?" One fangirl Asked everyone. "Madison!" All the other fangirls stared at her.

"Xander and Madison? No, Nick and Madison? Yes yes yes!" One fangirl said.

"I hear that!"

"Yeah, Maddick all the way!" Xander couldn't believe what he was listening to.

"No, Xander and Madison are a better couple! They compliment eachother well!"

"Yeah," One fangirl said agreeing with the other. "Nick and Madison is kinda cliche with her being the girl next door and he being the bad boy."

"Nick?" Xander asked them. "A bad boy?" Too bad no body was listening to him.

"Besides," The fangirl continued. "I'm more of a Nick/Vida person. I picked up some flirtation vibes from them in Hard Heads."

"Vida and Nick, no, those two would buttheads too much." Another fangirl said. "Vida should be with Xander."

"Yeah, Xida... Vander... either good!"

"Xander/Vida all the way!"

"No way, Vida seems more annoyed by Xander, she should be with Chip!"

"It's all ways Nick/Madison and Xander/Vida." One fangirl complained. "I think Chip and Madison would make a better couple!" Sonme stared at her.

"Chip/Madison?"

"I can't see it happening."

"They work better as friends."

"There's no much to based off of."

"Well, isn't that the point of fanfiction? Filling in the blanks and thinking out some things should have happen?" The same fangirl who complained about N/M and X/V. "And beside, there's proof in The Hunter. Like when Chip asked Madison if she was okay after Vida disappeared and he sounded mortified when Madison was shot." This gave the others to think about.

"You know, you're right, there is some proof of Chip/Madison. It depends on how you see it." One fanfirl agreed with the other.

"Thank you."

"But I'll always love Chip and Vida."

"Yeah, Viva La Chida!"

"And Madison goes with Xander!"

"No, Nick!"

"Xander!"

"Nick!"

"Xander!"

"Nick!"

"..... Chip.....!"

"Xander!"

"Nick!"

"Fine, will ask Xander." One fangirl said. "Xander, who do you think Madison should be with? Nick or you?" But everyone was shocked when they saw that Xander was long gone.