Yay! I'm not dead!! Err, right. This is a stupid chapter, but, REVIEW! BTW, I left out something in this chapter that I had in both previous ones. What is it?
Butler: Oooh, pink!
Holly: Oooh, lipstick!
Artemis: Oooh, Teletubbies!
Everyone: (stares)
Artemis: Err, I mean, Oooh, computer!!
Sool: Did someone say TELETUBBIES!?!
Everyone: (Points at Artemis)
Sool: Squee! I LOVE Teletubbies!! Po is like, soooo cute!
Artemis: I like Tinkie Winkie.
Everyone: (stares)
Artemis: (shifty eyes) Hey look!! It's a dragon!! (hides)
Minerva: (rolls eyes) Genii should KNOW that there are no such thing as dragons…
Me: (is too busy watching Titanic to notice that Minerva is alive)
Juliet: If there's no such thing as dragons, then why is there one right there?
Norwegian Ridgeback: (appears, destroys everything, and eats all AF characters except for Minerva)
Hagrid: Norbert!! Yeh back!
Harry, Hermione, Ron: (roll eyes)
Me: (to Harry) Aren't you supposed to be dead?
Readers who haven't read DH: (gasp) Is that a spoiler?? (remembers previous chapter) Never mind!
Harry: Well, so is she (points to Minerva)
Me: Good point, if you'll excuse the pun. (gets out nonexistent cell phone and dials random numbers) I've called in some more friends!!
Xx Artemis Rox mi Sox xX (Shannon), XxTotallyObsessedxX (Nikki), and missLivia (Liv): (fall through portal which separates reality from my world)
Shannon: (evil maniac look) Where is she?!
Me: We're all going to ignore her until she's stupid enough to speak up.
Nikki: Like, OMG! I LOVE High School Musical!
Me: I thought you hated it?
Nikki: Oh, yeah.
Me: O.o
Liv: (rolls eyes at the immaturity of the world)
Artemis: (comes out of hiding) Is everyone gone yet?
Everyone: (mysteriously appear out of nowhere) Nope
Minerva: I'm still here, Arty!!
Me: Get her.
Shannon, Nikki, Liv, Me, Holly, Juliet: (attack Minerva)
Artemis: (Watches, rolling his eyes at the immaturity of… Oh wait. I already said that. Watches, trying not to laugh his head off)
Minerva: (Is kicked off a random cliff)
Liv: Can we leave now?
Me: No.
Liv: Okay.
Me: Okay, this IS NOT FUNNY!! Seriously, it sucks.
Artemis: You got that ri-
Holly: -elbows Artemis- -to Artemis- Shhh! –to me- No! It's not sucky at all! –twitches-
Me: I'm gonna start using hyphens now! -claps hands-
Shannon: Ooh! Pretty hyphens!!
Nikki: Wipe off that makeup, what's in is despair.
Readers: Huh?
Liv, Shannon, Me: Inside joke. She does that a lot…
Nikki: -sheepish grin-
Chix: I wonder what color underwear I'm wearing today…
Lily: I dunno. What is it?
Readers: You spelled her name wrong!!
Me: -rolls eyes- Lily EVANS!!
HP fans who remember: Oh, ok.
HP fans who don't remember: Huh?
Me: -exasperated sigh- Lily Potter.
HP fans who NOW remember: OOOOHHHH
Shannon: -pokes Artemis-
Artemis: -sighs- -pokes back-
Grub: -pokes Holly-
Holly: -tackles Grub-
Trouble: -watches little brother being beat up- -doesn't care-
Nikki: -to no one in particular- Go hump a tree!!
No. 1: Okay. -starts humping random tree that appeared out of nowhere-
Qwan: -smacks No. 1- Retard! -to Liv- You too!!
Liv: Hmph! Go stick your head in a puddle of disease.
No. 1: Oka-
Qwan: -smacks again-
Imani: -gets sucked into my world- Hey! I don't even LIKE Artemis Fowl!!
Everyone: -le gasp (sorry. Another inside joke…)-
Shannon: Oh no she DIDN'T!!!
Everyone: -advances to Imani-
Imani: -gets sucked back into reality-
Liv: Stupid solitaire…
Artemis: I feel ya, sister.
Holly: -le gasp-
Artemis: Not like that.
Nikki: I ate a teenager.
Everyone: -inches away slowly-
Nikki: What?
Shannon: Last line!!
Yeah, I know it was sucky. REVIEW!
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