August 13, 2010
I'm finally ready. I'm finally gonna fight Scott Pilgrim... Most villains die after fighting the main hero of their story, so that's why I would like to say a few words to my sister before I go. Lily, if you're reading this, (which I know you are, little snoop!) I have some instructions. Remember that tape I told you never to play in the VHS player (that I totally didn't steal power from the mansion to make work!) Alright, enough joking. I've always told you that tape had Chucky on it, and I knew how much you hated even the picture on the case! It's not a horror movie, but it's a pre-recorded message just in case anything were to happen to me in the Scott Pilgrim fight.
"Lily, if you're watching this right now, that means I died. Sorry, but sometimes these things happen, no matter how much you don't want them to. Even though I'm not in the same room as you, I can see your tears, and it's ok to cry. Cry all you want, until you want to stop, and never let anyone judge you for it. We baddies are all about not judging each other! Before I go, I have something to tell you. Inside this VHS player is a small map, and it leads to a place called 'sparkling river.' I couldn't sleep one night years ago, so I snuck down to the forbidden section of the mansion library and read about it, and I think it's gonna blow your mind. It is guarded by a wizard of light, to who you have to spill your wish, to gain access to the waters. If you ask for something like money, power, or a new skateboard like I wanted to ask for at first, he'll turn you away, but if you ask for something pure-hearted, he'll allow you to drink from the waters.
The end