INTRODUCTION!
DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND OR ANY OF ITS CHARACTERS…OR YOURS!
Alright four more people sent in tapes, and here they are
Hayden Hamel (Nerdy skater) Midnight Bluestream
Ryan Maschot (funny guy) Sarcastic-emo-nerd
Jay (cool lazy dude) TDA22
Payton (the dweeb) Fedora Kid
"Alright were rolling, FINALLY! After waiting for so long we have finally gotten twenty-two amazing campers for the newest season of total…Drama…ISLAND!!!" said Chris McKlean, the engaging host, "and for once, I can't wait to meet them, they should be here any minute." And as if on cue a boat pulled up next to the dock, an average height girl stepped out of the boat, she had an hour glass figure, dark brown eyes, she was tan, and she had brown hair with blonde streaks. Her shirt says HOLA in midnight blue, black kakis, and white sandals. "Hello," Chris said as he scanned the folder for this campers profile. "KRYSTAL!, Welcome to Total Drama Island!"
"Hello Chris, it's very nice to meet you," Krystal said, as she stepped to the other side of the dock, "I'm looking forward to this season."
"Oh me too Krystal, me too," Chris said as he snickered. Another boat pulled up, and a girl who looked exactly like Courtney stepped out, the only difference was that she had pink on her shirt, with white and black, and white capris. "Hello Courtn…I mean Lauren…WHAT'S UP?!"
"Hello there, it's very nice to meet you Chris, and you are?" Lauren said.
"Krystal," Krystal said happily, awaiting a high five or a handshake, which never happened.
"Tension already, this will be AWESOME!," Chris exclaimed, loud enough for the person in the next boat to hear.
"DON'T SCREAM SO LOUDLY, CHRIS!," the girl said as she stepped out, she wore saggy jean shorts, a tank top, and converses, but for the most part she looked like Heather.
"Welcome to Total Drama Island, Deven!, were glad to have you here," Chris said, getting a devious glare from her as she walked over to where the other two girls stood.
"Hi, I'm Krystal, it's nice to meet you," Krystal said smiling.
"Ummm…drop dead, why do you think you can talk to me!" Deven screamed.
"Like I said, tension, I guess that's what I get when the first three people to show up are all teenage girls," Chris shrugged. "Up next is…Cherry!" A girl, with a pale pink hoody, jeans, and sneakers, and hat, stepped out of the boat, she has a curvy body, her arms were a tad muscular, and she had pixie red hair.
"Hi Chris, what's up, this place looks awesome!, I can't wait till we get started," Cherry said. Cherry walked over to the other three girls and immediately started talking to Krystal, Deven and Lauren just stared at them.
"Oh please let the next one be a boy…," Chris said with his eyes closed and his fingers crossed, he opened one eye, to realize, that the next person was a girl, again!, "FINE!, what's up Luna?" A girl wearing just about all black, except for the white laces on her boots, her shirt reads 'that's what you get,' fair skinned, and black hair that reaches her back and tied in a ponytail, she was skinny and curvy.
"hi…, I refuse to stay here, Chris…please tell me this is not where were staying?!" Luna said flustered.
"Hate to be the bearer of bad news Luna, but this is uhhh…where were staying…hehe," Chris said laughing loudly. Another boat showed up, it rolled by, and finally a boy stepped out, he looked like a more muscular Zac Efron, with a white leather t-shirt jacket, torn denim pants, white sneakers, and black sunglasses. A cop in the front seat of the boat signaled Chris. Chris signaled back.
"Hmmmmm…I approve of this place," Ken said smiling, "but I'd enjoy it more if there was some form of luxury here."
"Sorry Kenny, but the only form of luxury here is for me," Chris said laughing.
"Okay, then…, whatever…guess I'll just sit down over here and sleep," Ken said.
"Good idea, it's probably gonna be the only sleep you'll get," Chris said maniacally, watching as another boat pulled up alongside the dock. A girl with jet black hair, skinny with tan skin, she wore a Hollister sweatshirt, dark-wash jeans, and black converse. "Welcome to Total Drama Island Molly, hope you enjoy!"
"Yeah, I can pretty much calculate the percentage of me actually liking this place at zero percent, I'm only doing this for vet school," Molly said as she almost tripped out of the boat. "But I guess I'll try to make some use of it, after all this is where I'll be spending my summer."
"Uhhh…yeah!, hehe" Chris said sadly, "okay, moving on!" A boat pulled up, and no one stepped out, Chris walked over to the dock and saw bubbles rising to the surface, suddenly the dock burst, and a shadow jumped out, a girl with light blonde hair, dark denim shorts, a bright pink tank top, purple tights, silver pumps, and a jacket stepped out of the hole laughing. Everyone stood at the other end of the dock in horror. As the girl walked close. "and you must be Marissa," Chris said.
"It's May-May!" May-May said. "So hey, ummm, when is everybody else getting here?" She said as another boat pulled up. A boy stepped out, his hair was slicked back, he was slightly muscular, was wearing all leather and black biker boots.
"Russell, welcome my friend, hope your promise comes true, we'd better get some good ratings man!" Chris said.
"First off, I'm THE Russell Figgins, and second, I bet as soon as I stepped out of that boat your ratings skyrocketed," Russell said as he smiled, pointed, and winked at the camera. "And I see many ladies are already here to adore me, what's up ladies?!" Russell said smiling. All of the girls who were there (except Marissa, stared, their eyes were fixed on him. Another boat pulled up and a tall half Mexican, half African American girl stepped out, she wore a black shirt, with rine stones that spelled out the word SEXY, she also wore faded denim skinny jeans, she was wearing a zoo york hat and had long straight black hair.
"HEY WASSUP," Lala said, "LALA IS HERE YA'LL, let the party begin!" Everyone stared at her unenthusiastically, well actually, most of them were still staring at Russell. "Wow, this is uhhh…"
"Yeah, kind of boring isn't it?" Chris said, "well at least someone enthusiastic is here, welcome to Camp Wawanakwa, Lalaine."
"Thank you Chris," Lala said, "I'm REALLY excited to be here, don't worry, all my friends back in the city, promised they'd tune in just to see me, so you'll get some major ratings!"
"Good to hear," Chris said as yet another boat dropped off another money craving camper off on the dock. The next person to show up was pretty scary, she was covered in piercings and tattoos, she had dirty blonde hair, with pink lowlights. She was wearing a white tube top, a black cropped leather jacket, slightly ripped skinny jeans, and Nike classic hightops. "Hello Ashten, good to have you on the show!" Chris said smiling.
"Hi," Ash said, "This place is stupid."
"AND THAT'S WHY YOUR STAYING HERE!" Chris said, "my place has AC, a nice warm bed, and hot meals everyday!"
"You enjoy the pain of others don't you?" Ash said.
"Yes, yes I do," Chris said.
"Than we have something in common," Ash said smiling, Chris sneered. The next camper to show up looked a lot like Duncan, he wore a black top, and black jeans with little green streaks in them. "Welcome Mike!" Chris said.
"Hey," Mike said, "I'm bored already…"
"That's great!" Chris said, "Now go stand over there, your hogging up the camera space."
"Okay…" Mike said as he put his hands in his pockets and walked away silently. The next boat to show up was blasting music loudly, and a guy flipped out of the boat, his suitcase landed next to him, he had a blue t-shirt, that said party animal on it, he wore a black unzipped hoodie, slightly faded jeans, and black vans. He has short spikey black hair, he was tanned, fairly tall, and slightly muscular.
"WOOHOO!" Charles said as he landed on the dock. "How's it going Chris?!"
"Pretty good man, pretty good," Chris said.
"I'm so stoked for this season, I can't wait to get started man!" Charles said.
"Glad to hear it," Chris said, smiling evilly. The next boat pulled by and dropped off a girl who looked slightly like Beth except she had shaggy blonde hair, a pink shirt and purple velvet pants, and no braces.
"Hi Chris, hi everybody, HELLO ENTIRE VIEWING WORLD!" Janice said happily.
"Okay, please back away from the camera," Chris said as he dragged her away.
"okay…ummm…BYE!" Janice said as she slowly disappeared from the view of the camera. The next boat pulled up and a guy wearing a long-sleeved white shirt, under a black and green school football jersey, with the number twenty-two and Jaguars on it, blue jeans, and black vans, he has light blonde spiked up hair, he is pale, sort of tall, and a thin athletic body.
"Travis, what's up man?" Chris said.
"Hey Chris, thanks for picking me!" Travis said smiling.
"yup, we were impressed with your shot from half-court," Chris said, "and welcome to Camp Wawanakwa, your home for the next eight weeks."
"Sounds good, I'm hyped to start," Travis said as he walked over to join the others. The next boat pulled up and all the boys eyes nearly popped out of their head, Russell scoffed. The girl who stepped out wore a black and white long sleeved shirt, that goes past her shoulders, a pink miniskirt, and blue high heeled wedges, she had long curly blonde hair, tan, and the same body as Lindsay.
"Everyone please help me welcome, Jessica!" Chris said as she began to walk closer.
"HI! What's up Kip?" Jessica said.
"ummm…It's Chris…" Chris said as he glared at her.
"Oh…okay, is everyone else here?" Jessica said.
"Not yet, were still waiting on a few others," Chris smiled. "Now go!" Another boat pulled up and a boy carrying a surfboard got out, he wore a very worn out blue t-shirt, with a bright yellow sun on it, he has Khaki shorts that reach his knees, and white sneakers. He was blonde and had a faux hawk, tanned skin, he was muscular, kind of tall, and a has a butterfly tattooed on his neck. "Welcome Christian, nice to have you here, dude!"
"It's good to be here man," Christian said, "I'm ready to rock this beach." The camera spun in a circle, to show a disgusting polluted beach. Another boat pulled up, and a tall teen stepped out, he wore all red and black, he has dark brown hair, slim, he was muscular, and tanned skin.
"Welcome, Shane!" Chris said.
"Hello Chris, it's very nice to meet you," he said as he put out his hand for a hand shake, which Chris reluctantly accepted. "I can't wait to meet new friends here, this'll be great!"
"Yeah…I sure hope so," Chris said.
"Excellent," Shane said. Another boat floated up past the dock, the boy who stepped out wore a red shirt, black athletic shorts, and a tan hat which he wore backwards. He looked kind of like Duncan, just without all the piercings and the Mohawk.
"Welcome to the island Jay!" Chris said.
"Hey, I'm glad I was picked," Jay said happily.
"Good, but after we get started, you may not be as glad," Chris said snickering as Jay raised one eyebrow and walked over to join the others. Another boat pulled up, and a boy with shoulder length black hair, fairly short, a black short sleeved shirt with a red blood platter pattern, red skinny jeans, a stud belt, black converse, black half-finger gloves that extend to his elbows, and a black choker. "Yo! Ryan, what's up buddy, you and you're uhhh…thirty-two lawyers," Chris said fake smiling.
"Hahaha, I'm ready to roll, hope this is more fun than being at home," Rye said as he pointed at the camera.
"Oh trust me, it will be," Chris rubbed his hands together and laughed.
"Good to hear, WOOHOO!" Rye said as he dashed to the others. Another boat drove by and a kid stepped out, he had auburn hair, he wore brown oval shaped glasses, medium height, tanned, and a little lanky. He wore a baggy dark blue shirt, blue jeans, and black skateboarding shoes.
"Welcome, Hayden!" Chris said.
"Hey!" Hayden said as he performed and failed a skateboard trick landing face first on the dock. "AWWW! Man that hurt! HAHAHA!" Hayden laughed as he grasped his nose in pain, he picked up his glasses and skateboarded over to join the others. The final boat showed up and a kid with freckles covering his face, blonde hair, and wearing glasses stepped out. He wore black sneakers and white socks, his tan shorts came high above his waste, and he had a light blue shirt on with Hello Kitty on it, which to his dismay many of he guys and even some of the girls laughed at, with exception of Krystal and Cherry, who both said 'awwwe.'
"Welcome to Total Drama Island Payton," Chris said as he failed to hold back his laugh.
"Hello Chris, hello everyone else, thank you for that wonderful greeting," Payton said as he proudly walked over to join the others.
"Alright, now I'm gonna snap the group photo, and than you'll learn your teams," Chris said as he pulled out a camera and before they could get prepared, he snapped the picture. "Alright, let's go to the bonfire pit."
"Okay, when I call your name, go stand over there," Chris said as he gestured to the left. "Alright, Ryan, Jay, Payton, Hayden, Russell, Deven, Jessica, May-May, Lala, Janice, and Luna…You guys are the…" he tossed them a cloth which when came unfolded revealed a turtle with only two legs "…AWKWARD TURTLES!"
"Cool…" Payton said as he stared at the fabric.
"Alright the rest of you over here…" Chris said as he gestured to the right, "Ken, Mike, Christian, Shane, Travis, Charlie, Lauren, Krystal, Cherry, Molly, and Ashten, you guys are the…" He tossed them a cloth which when unfolded, revealed a picture of a Chicken with an afro and sunglasses. "…FUNKY CHICKENS!"
"If it wasn't for the money, I'd quit now," Ash said as she stared disqustedly at the poster.
"Alright, now being a summer camp, girls get one side of the cabin and dudes get the other," Chris said as he smiled at the campers. "In addition, the turtles get the right cabin, while the Chickens get the left cabin.
"Cool," Ken said as all the campers got up and separated to their respective cabins.
"This'll be awesome!" Chris said as he smiled at the camera.
"ALRIGHT EVERYBODY REPORT TO THE MESS HALL FOR LUNCH," Chris said into the loudspeaker…"and oh yeah, YOUR FIRST CHALLENGE BEGINS IN ONE HOUR!"
"hehe, we've got a little surprise for you kids," Chef said.
"Oh no, a surprise from Chef and Chris, were like gonna die or something," Cherry said.
"Don't worry, nothing bad can possibly happen on the first challenge," Christian reassured her. The camera zooms in to the top of the cliff. "or not…"
(end episode 1)