"Last time on Total Drama Island," Chris said, standing on the dock. "The twenty-two teens, reluctantly arrived at the camp, and after the introductions were made, and the group photo was taken, the teams were announced, it seems now that it's the Turtles versus the Chickens. After a short unpacking period, and a brief lunch, the campers found out their first challenge, THE INSANE CLIFF DIVE! Hahaha!, so find out which team leaves with ultimate domination, today on total…Drama…ISLAND!

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The campers stood at the top of the cliff staring down, Rye gulped, Payton fainted.

"Looks like you're all a bit nervous, but you know the routine from the first season, the team that has the most amount of people that jump, get the carts to carry their hot tub supplies back to camp," Chris said laughing as he talked. Alright the Funky Chickens will go first.

"So, uhhh…who wants to jump first," Travis said, looking down nervously.

"Lemme go, I'm one with the water," Christian said as he clapped his hands together and breathed out. And so Christian jumped in and stuck the landing, he came up, and gave a thumbs up towards his team as they cheered.

"Sweet, he made it!," Shane said, "ME NEXT, ME NEXT!" Shane ran back to get a running start, but before his jump, he tripped and fell off the cliff. He screamed as he fell, but landed in the center anyway, but did a belly flop. "Ouch!" He mumbled as he sank.

"Yeeshhhh, that had to hurt," Chris laughed, but that's two jumpers for the Chickens. "Whose next?"

"I've got this," Ken said as he cracked his knuckles, "I've been in more dangerous situations than this." Ken staggered at the end of the cliff, but jumped and landed perfectly…on his…well (you know what I mean.) He screamed and slid into the water, but he made it. "Sweet!" Ken said as he twitched in pain, "That rocked!"

"I'll go next," Molly stepped up, she dove in, and calculated everything perfectly, and landed dead center. "My calculations never fail," she smiled and swam to shore.

"Sorry, but I'm not jumping, AT ALL!" Lauren said as she folded her arms.

"Can't blame ya, it is a one thousand foot jump," Chris said as he smiled and pulled out a rubber chicken hat and placed it atop her head. "The loser way down is that random escalator, right over there!" Chris gestured to the right.

"Fine, as long as I don't have to jump, I'm okay," Lauren said as she headed towards the escalator.

"I don't think I can do it!" Cherry said as she covered her eyes.

"Don't worry, as long as I'm here, there is nothing to be afraid of," Travis said as he smiled at her. She smiled back and they jumped together, and both landed in the circle. "YEAH!" Travis exclaimed.

"Woohoo!" Cherry shouted, "thanks Travis," she said as she smiled at him. Krystal jumped next, and landed outside the circle, but because of her kindness towards animals, the sharks carried her back to the shore.

"That's seven jumpers and one chicken, we still need three more, folks," Chris said as he stared at the remaining three.

"Well don't look at me, I ain't jumping it," Mike said as he snatched a Chicken hat and headed towards the escalator.

"Guess it's up to me and you Ash," Charlie said as he tried to put his arm around her. She dodged, grabbed his arm and tossed him off the cliff.

"Don't ever touch me…AGAIN!" Ash screamed as she jumped off last.

"Alright, we have nine jumpers and two chickens, alright Turtles your up!" Chris smiled.

"Okay, so…whose going first?" Jay asked.

"I'll go, if I can take countless beatings from my brother, constant mockery in school, for being the head of the My Little Pony fan club, all the nagging about loving Hannah Montana, I can take on a stupid one thousand foot high cliff!" Payton screamed as he stepped back to jump, he ran up and jumped head first towards the target zone and MADE IT!

"Wow, guess he isn't a total dork after all," Rye said laughing. "Guess I'm next buddies." he jumped off and hit a rock that was jutting out, causing to spin endlessly into the watery abyss below, but ended landing directly in the middle of the circle. "NICE!" he said as he climbed out of the water and started dancing.

"Okay, I am soooo not doing this," Deven said, as she turned around.

"Oh no you don't girl, if you ain't jumping, we ain't gonna win, your jumping," Lala said angrily.

"Make me, ghetto wannabe," Deven said.

"OH NO YOU DIDN'T, YOU AIN'T GONNA LIVE TWO MORE SECONDS IF ANOTHER CRACK LIKE THAT COMES OUT," Lala exclaimed.

"ooohhh…tension," May-May said as she grinned, "me likey the tension." As she finished Lala picked up Deven and was about to throw her off, but Jessica's tripped and pushed them both off, and fell off herself, but even though this mistake was made, they all landed dead-center.

"That was so scary," Jessica said, "I think I broke a nail," she whined.

"You are so lucky that you didn't actually throw me Lala, you'd be soooo dead right now if you would have," Deven growled.

"Hey at least we landed in the middle girl, be happy," Lala laughed. Next Hayden jumped, and landed in the middle, he was followed by May-May, who also landed in the middle, and Luna who once again, landed in the middle.

"Phew…I thought I was gonna die for sure," Luna said.

(confessional)

Luna: Chris is crazy, I've gotta hand it to him, this challenge was brilliant.

Charlie: OUCH!, man my head hurts, that really wasn't cool!

Jay: eh…I've gotta jump sometime, might as well be now.

(end)

"Here goes nothing," Jay said as he held his nose and jumped. He landed spot on, in the center, leaving only Russell and Janice left as the jumpers.

"Ummm…I'm not jumping, the ladies couldn't handle it if the Russell Figgins ended up dying, sorry guys," Russell said as he walked over to the escalator.

"Come on Janice, this is all you!" Hayden said, "NO PRESSURE!"

"I can do this, I see my parents do this sorta thing all the time in the circus, come on Janice, COME ON! YOU CAN DO THIS!" Janice shouted as she jumped with her eyes closed. She landed spot on in the center and her whole team cheered.

"Way to stick the landing girl," Hayden said as he high fived her, when she stepped out of the water.

"Alright, the turtles won the first half, so they get the carrying equipment, now hurry up and get back to the campgrounds," Chris said.

The turtles gathered their boxes and equipment and started towards the campgrounds. The chickens gathered their boxes and started towards the campgrounds, but in the next five minutes, the turtles were far out of sight. "Were done for!" Lauren said.

"It's partly because of you, y'know that right," Ash said.

"What do you mean, I'm not going to risk my life like that, I'm one hundred percent sure, that, that specific challenge, was not tested," Lauren said sure of herself.

"Or maybe you were just scared, didja ever think of that," Ken said.

"NO! Lauren said angrily, "that challenge wasn't tested and I stand sure of that fact."

"Okay okay," Ken said. Meanwhile back at the Turtles, they merrily trudged along, and in almost no time at all, they arrived at the campgrounds.

"We have so got this one in the bag," Hayden jumped up excitedly.

"SWEET!" Payton said, "we made it."

"Cool," Jay said, "Lets get started."

(confessional)

Ken: even I know when to give up, but I won't do so without a fight, we may have lost this challenge, but there is plenty more to come.

Lauren: Oh man! I'm totally dead! This isn't good, I don't wanna be the first one voted off.

Payton: WERE WINNING, WERE WINNING! HOOOOOOORAY!

(end)

The Chickens arrived just in time to see a finished hot tub and Chris with a smug look on his face. "Sorry guys, but you arrived way too late, it's all over now, but for this first challenge, the turtles have won!

"Dang it!" Christian said, "I thought we totally had that."

"man…" Travis said, "…too bad…" Cherry put her hand on his shoulder and smiled.

"Don't worry Travis, we just have to try harder," Cherry said.

"Thanks Cherry," Travis said smiling.

"Alright, well Chickens, bonfire tonight, sorry to tell you that," Chris said, but for now, go get some dinner. The campers all headed into the mess hall, the chickens began to discuss who to vote off.

"Hmmm…" Krystal said, "I have no idea who should go."

"IT SHOULD BE LAUREN OR MIKE!" Ash said as she bashed her fist into the table, cracking it in half, "THEY'RE THE REASON WE LOST!"

"I should have jumped," Mike said.

(confessional)

Mike: crap! Now I'm being targeted…this stinks…

(end)

"AND FURTHERMORE, LAUREN IS TRYING TO DEFEND HERSELF!" Ash said.

"It's pretty clear who your voting for Ashten, then I guess," Ken said as he laid back and folded his arms.

"YOU BETCHA, I'M NOT STANDING FOR THIS!" Ash said as she picked up two bowls and tossed them at Lauren.

"yeesh…" Lauren said as she dodged them.

ALRIGHT READERS VOTE OFF ONE OF THE CHICKENS: KEN, TRAVIS, CHARLIE, CHRISTIAN, MIKE, SHANE, CHERRY, KRYSTAL, MOLLY, ASHTEN, OR LAUREN. WHOEVER RECIEVES THE MOST VOTES, GETS THE BOOT, oh…and uhhh, no hard feelings towards the loser. Just needed to get that out.