(BONFIRE)
The eleven Funky Chickens sat on the stumps in the tiny bonfire area, Chris walked over with a plate full of marshmallows, Only Lauren and Mike looked nervous, everyone else just sat back awaiting their marshmallow. "Alright campers, there are eleven of you in front of me, but I only have enough marshmallows to feed ten of you, so it looks like not only is one of you going hungry tonight, buuuut, you'll also be getting a one way ticket home on the boat of losers," Chris said glaring at all the campers. "Now when I can your name, you're safe." "Ken"
"Nice," Ken said as he walked over with a grin to retrieve his marshmallow.
"Hmmm…Krystal and Cherry, you two are also safe!" Chris said as he tossed two more marshmallows to them.
"cool," Krystal said smiling.
"Oh goodie!" Cherry said as she jumped up.
"Christian, Travis, and Molly, you three are also safe."
"Just as I predicted," Molly said proudly.
"Shane and Charlie, both of you are safe."
"Finally," Charlie said he held his head in pain.
"Alright campers, I have 2 marshmallows left, and three campers sitting in front of me, okay…Mike," Chris said as he tossed Mike a marshmallow.
"R…Really?" Mike said surprised.
"Yes…really!" Chris said, "Okay and this last marshmallow goes to, between Ashten and Lauren, and it goes to……………………
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"WHAT!" Ash screamed as she flew out of her seat and grabbed Chris' shirt. "HOW IS SHE SAFE?!"
"Well, she only received two votes, sorry, but you got more votes than she did, meaning, you get the boot." Chris said folding his arms.
"THIS ISN'T THE END, I WILL NOT BE SILENCED THIS EASILY," Ash said as she kicked the bonfire barrel square into the cliff, destroying it.
"DAHHH!, You can't do that, the forest could've been burnt down," Krystal said, almost starting to cry.
"THIS IS AN OUTRAGE, I SIGNED UP FOR THIS SHOW TO WIN!" Ash said outraged, "NOT TO COME IN…DEAD…LAST, I REFUSE TO LEAVE."
"Oh…sorry, but ummm…you kinda hafta go if you've been voted off," Chris said half sadly, half angrily. "Chef," Chris said snapping his fingers.
"Yeah, I gotchu, I'm on it," Chef said as he and Will(a random intern) tied her up and brought her down to the boat.
"THIS ISN'T OVER," Ash said, "I SWEAR TO YOU CHRIS MCKLEAN THAT I WILL BE BACK TO ENACT MY VENGEANCE!"
"Poor delusional psychopathic girl, never had a chance," Chris said as the boat chugged off into the night, and Ashtens voice, (she was still screaming), slowly faded away to a whisper, and than disappeared.
"Now we have a better chance to win, without her, you guys," Christian said.
"Yeah, she was grade A scary!," Travis said still shaking at the memory of her.
(confessional)
Molly: When she got voted off I seriously thought she was gonna kill one of us…whew…glad she didn't get the chance.
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"Alright campers, the rest of you can go get some sleep, that musta been hard to see," Chris said gesturing towards the cabins. "Goodnight campers."
"Okay, at least we can sleep now knowing that we're safe," Cherry said, relieved.
"I agree…phew…," Krystal said, also breathing in a sigh of relief.
"Oh man…, I'm a goner…," Lauren thought as she walked back to the girls cabin.
(confessional)
???: So, my plan worked, one down, just twenty more idiots to go. HEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHE!
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(end episode 2)