Last time on Total Drama Island, the twenty remaining campers played some dodge ball, Russell appeared to be a good player at first, but later on it was revealed he was only playing hard to save his own butt from getting out, eventually he got hit in the face and complained to his teammates about not protecting him, meanwhile Deven, Janice, and Jessica, actually just Deven planned to secretly eliminate Jay, who was planning to eliminate Russell, in the end, the Jay alliance prevailed and Russell's powerhouse hunkyness was eliminated from the game, ALONG WITH OUR RATINGS! But anyway, if you do happen to watch this episode, then don't forget to catch the most exciting elimination yet, this time on total…Drama…ISLAND!

________________________________________________________________________

"Oh man…, brutal vote off guys, but at least we rid of that egotistical maniac," Payton sighed.

"You said it bro," Ryan stated as he yawned.

"So Mr. Catwalk is gone, eh?" Ken snickered from the other side of the mess hall.

"Yeah he is and it was a team decision," Hayden said.

"Okay good, I was just asking, yeesh," Ken said.

"I take it you're all enjoying brekky," Chris said as he walked in holding two flags one with the Chickens symbol and the other with the Turtles.

"Are we playing capture the flag today or something?" Ryan asked excitedly.

"Yes, yes we are, way to ruin the surprise," Chris muttered.

"Aw baby I love this game," Christian said.

(confessional)

Charlie: It's a whole new ball game now, we've got this one in the bag, BOOYAH!

Payton: A game that involves running…ugh…hello kitty, what am I gonna do?…

Cherry: yay, capture the flag, this was the best game in grade school!

(end)

Outside on the edge of the forest, Chris begins to say, "Alright guys, I hope we all pretty much know how to play, both teams hide a flag on their respective sides, then the other team goes hunting for it, if you get tagged on the enemies side, you go to jail, and a team mate must come and free you, and if you manage to get their flag, you must bring it back to your side, once it's there, YOU WIN!"

"Okay…so uhhh…can we like start or something…," Christian said.

"Yeah, let's do this come on," Hayden cheered.

"Okay, okay, here," Chris said as he tossed the flags to Hayden and Christian. "Turtles get the field, Chickens get the forest."

"Okay, since this is capture the flag, the most obvious place to hide it is in the bear cave," Charlie said.

"Yeah, but they'd expect that, there's no way they wouldn't check in there," Christian declared.

"So…let's hide it, on top of the bear cave," Lauren said crossing her arms.

"Uhhh…no…," Molly said, "that would be an example of A HORRIBLE IDEA!"

"It was just a suggestion, gosh, you act like I was being serious," Lauren said.

"Let's stop arguing, Lauren the top of the bear cave is a terrible idea, but Molly you need to cool your jets braniac, and princess, calm your neck, it's way too early in the game to be arguing with someone," Ken said.

"Yeah, cause you'll be the next one voted off, if we lose again, if you keep arguing with me," Molly whispered.

"Oh, I don't think so," Lauren said.

"Well I know so…," Molly snickered.

While on the Turtles side, "HOW THE HECK DO WE HIDE A FLAG IN THE MIDDLE OF A FIELD?" Hayden questioned his teammates.

"In the boat house," May-May said.

"Under a rock," Jessica said.

"On the lifeguard chair," Luna said.

"Buried in the sand," Jay said.

"Great ide…," Hayden was interrupted by Janice.

"In the water!," Janice yelled.

"Wait, wait Janice, no…d…don't," Hayden said, but it was too late Janice snatched the flag and dashed towards the water and tossed it in, the flag sank.

"Oh crap, that could be a technicality," Ryan said, "ouchies…"

"Well, I thought it would be a good idea," Janice shrugged.

"Well what else were you thinking, there musta been something else that compelled you to chuck our flag into the lake," Ryan shouted.

"Nope…," Janice stated firmly, still looking proud of her decision.

"Ugh…, were so doomed," Ryan said slapping his forehead.

"Don't worry Ryan, if Chris tells us it was a mistake, we'll just tell him we didn't know it was a rule," Deven said, "that's all, it's not like he bothered to explain it anyway."

"True, okay, we'll go with it for now," Hayden said.

Back at the division line, "Alright guys, the flags are hidden, the runners and defenders are set, the jails are selected, and this engaging host is about to begin this amazing and epic war of a challenge," Chris said as he winked at the camera, his teeth gleamed in the sunlight.

"Oh brother…," Ken said as he slumped.

(confessional)

Ken: I swear the only thing in the whole world he likes more than himself, is torturing us, for HIS enjoyment.

(end)

"BEGIN!" Chris shouted, and as if on cue the campers dashed to opposite sides, some dodging and some already getting tagged. A few managed to avoid detection on both teams, Ken, Lauren, and Christian, and Jay, Hayden, Luna, and Lala.

"Okay dudes, their flag, is probably hidden somewhere fairly easy, where could you possibly hide a flag out in the open," Christian said.

"There is plenty of spots out here, plus they've got that Hayden guy and Payton, and their both pretty smart," Lauren said.

"Alright, I say we follow surfer boy, because he actually cares about winning," Ken chuckled. Lauren kicked him in the ouchies. Ken bent over, a tear dropped from his eye as he slumped down and writhed in pain.

"Oops…," Lauren said loosely, "my foot slipped."

"Guys, shut up, they may have two smart people, but they also have Jessica and she's the dumbest one out here," Christian whispered.

"Are you guys really that dumb," Ryan said as he appeared behind them. They all looked at him and tried to scream, but he managed to tag Ken, (whom was still on the ground.)

"Great… now Ken is tagged," Lauren sighed.

"Well don't look at me, it's YOUR fault," Christian said.

As Ken approached the jail, he noticed that Charlie, Krystal and Travis were all tagged as well, "great, so now our fate hangs in the balance of the princess and the great Buboo," Ken said as he rolled his eyes and stepped into the cage.

"Looks like your odds are pretty outmatched eh," Janice said.

"Wait, your guarding this thing?" Ken asked.

"Y…yes," Janice said weakly.

"AND YOU GUYS DIDN'T THINK TO BREAK FREE?!" Ken asked angrily.

"Well…isn't that against the rules," Charlie wondered.

"No! at least not the way I play it," Ken whispered, "come on were gonna formulate a plan to escape."

"Alright Turtles, here we go, we can do this, we can win this challenge," Hayden said as he jumped for joy.

"Yeah!" Jay cheered.

"Of course we can," Luna said, "but we do have to get past three angry Chickens, look!" When she said that, Molly, Shane, and Cherry stepped out of the bushes.

"RUN!" Lala declared as they all turned around and began to head back towards the entrance, but Shane was too fast, and he caught Lala, Jay, and Hayden.

"It's up to you Luna!" Jay said.

"Don't let us down girl," Lala screamed.

"Please, you gotta win it!" Hayden said. As they approached the jail, Jessica and Deven sat defeated dead center in the middle of the jail. "Where's May-May?" Hayden asked.

"She got away," Jessica said, "and I broke a nail, ugh…this day is just so unlucky."

"You let yourself get tagged because of a broken nail?" Hayden asked

"Actually you'd be surprised," Deven said, "she found the flag."

"and then Molly slapped me," Jessica said rubbing her cheek.

"Yes I did," Molly said as she began to guard the cage. After about ten minutes there was a rustling in the trees, a coconut fell from one of them and bonked Molly on the head, knocking her out, May-May and Luna then jumped down, May-May had leaves tied around her entire body and had face paint and a raccoon on her head.

"Come on you guys, lets get out of here," May-May said

"I…just followed her here," Luna stammered. As everybody left the cage, the Chickens imprisoned campers began to enact their plan.

"OH MY GOODNESS," Krystal screamed, "CLAUSTROPHOBIA, I HAVE CLAUSTROPHOBIA," she ran to the edge of the cage and puked on Janice.

"Ew…," Janice said, "that's sooo nasty, why did you do that…" she ran towards the water screaming to wash it off.

"Gogogog!" Ken said as they all raced out. "Alright, you three go provide some backup, I'm gonna find Lauren and Christian and get this flag."

(confessional)

Krystal: I am such a good actress

Janice: (still covered in puke) (shutters) …ew…

(end)

Meanwhile, back at the top of the bear cave, Shane and Cherry had their hands full, As a seven camper onslaught over ran them, Shane and Cherry were tied up against a tree. As May-May commanded her troops to seize the flag, they did, and the began to head back, but their path was blocked by a pissed off Charlie, a depressed Travis, and an excited Krystal. "Weee, now I'm ready to show off my true skills," Krystal said as she tagged Deven and Luna

"We got tagged immediately, that's insulting to me," Travis said as he tagged Jay and Hayden.

"It's not fun being in the big house," Charlie said as he finished it off by tagging May-May, Jessica, and Lala.

"Darn it, we totally lost now," Lala said angrily. Back on the Turtles side, Payton sat on the dock, when he saw Janice dash into the water covered in puke, he cringed and then heard voices, he turned around to see Ken, Christian, and Lauren dashing towards the lake, his eyes exploded out of his head, and he nearly puked to, he stood up to block them and managed to tag Lauren and Ken, but was knocked into the water.

"Oh…, Darnit we got tagged," Lauren said as she went underwater.

"Yeah, but I got the flag," Christian laughed, Payton was still nowhere insight, but then again neither was Ken, just then Ken came up followed by a purple faced Payton.

"You tried to kill me!" Payton screamed in an outrage.

"Sorry for helping my teammate," Ken reassured. Christian swam to shore and began dashing back towards his side, he noticed Ryan had been knocked out and that Janice was chasing after him angrily.

"WOH!!!" Christian screamed as she gained on him, but then she tripped over a rock and began to wince in pain, (mostly because she still had some puke in her eyes.) Christian then crossed the line.

"AND THE CHICKENS WIN!!" Chris said excitedly.

"Yes!" Christian said as he jumped for joy.

"Alright Turtles, you guys sucked that time, so ummm…yeah unfortunately, you guys now have to vote someone off," Chris shrugged and walked away.

"Aw man, this stinks!" Lala said.

(confessional)

Janice: tripping, getting puked on, getting tricked, this day cannot get any worse.

(end)