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Okay! Here's the second part of this episode! Once again, sorry for my having to split the chapters. I know a pretty good amount of you prefer longer chapters, but chapters that are too long might turn some readers off.
"AND WE'RE BACK!" Pete spread his arms out dramatically. "The show that is currently crushing 'Grey's Anatomy', 'The O.C.', 'CSI: Miami', '24', 'One Tree Hill', 'Gilmore Girls', and 'Full House' in the ratings for the Friday seven p.m. slot!"
"What?" Nami was perplexed. "That's impossible! None of those shows are on at the Friday seven p.m. slot! One of them isn't even on anymore! WE'RE not even on at the Friday at seven slot!"
"So what's your point?" Andrew asked her, not getting it.
Nami clunked her head on the wall. "These guys are making this a hell…"
"Haruno Sakura of 'Naruto', you're up!" Andrew ignored Nami's dismay.
Sakura strode confidently to the Wheel of Foodstuffs and Table of Eatery, not showing her secret fear. "Okay, here's to hoping I don't get 'pieces of D-lister star'." She spun it, then clasped her hands behind her back.
"Oh! Lucky you! You got 'big piece of apple pie'!" Joe read out the card on the wheel.
"I did? Yay!" Sakura jumped up in the air.
"Well, here you go." Pete handed her the pie, scowling. "There's something wrong with this stupid wheel. Worst thing it gave us was a hunk of glass."
Sakura ate her pie without a problem. "Hmm… not the best pie I've tasted, but still really good!"
"Aww… she got totally let off easy…" Naruto and Luffy murmured in unison.
Sanji stared at her. "That girl will be really hot when she's eighteen!" He called out to the busy Sakura. "Hey, cutie! Call me in five years and I'll make you a real apple pie!"
Sakura turned to him angrily. "I'm underage, you creep! Stop flirting with me!" she shouted with her mouth still full. She put her shuriken on the Table of Eatery threateningly and continued her pie.
"He flirted with my precious cherry blossom Sakura!" Rock Lee clenched his fist in anger.
"Yeah, the jerk!" Naruto crossed his arms. "But it's not like she'll ever go for you, Lee!"
Before Lee could respond, one of the hosts interrupted. "Oops, it appears there's more to that pie than meets the eye!" Patrick reached up to the wheel.
"Huh?" Sakura put the last forkful in her mouth.
Patrick ripped off a piece of paper covering part of the section of the wheel Sakura had landed on. It now read, 'big piece of apple pie with Naruto's hair in it'.
Sakura froze in horror and disgust with the last bite still in her mouth.
Naruto was even more surprised. "HEY, WHAT?!" He reached around and felt the back of his head. "Hey yeah, there's a huge chunk of hair gone!"
Sakura gasped. She coughed out the last mouthful and then started writhing on the ground, shrieking 'Ew! EW! Ew ew ew ew ewewewew ewwwie EWWWW!"
"SAKURAAAA!" Lee shouted in dismay for his crush.
"Sakura, you pass, but you have to get up. It's the Straw Hat Pirates' turn." Pete attempted to communicate with convulsing Sakura. "Hey, Sakura, you have to… hello? Girl? Ugh, can we get a really huge spatula over here?"
Avatarjk137 told Pete "We don't have any. We do have a really huge melon baller in the back, though."
"It's okay, I've got her." Kakashi walked over to Sakura and dragged her by the legs back to their side of the stage.
Nami took her spot at the wheel. "I guess I should get this over with…"
"Nami!" Sanji called out to her, smiling and waving. "I know you can do it, Nami! You're wonderful! And so brave!"
"Does he… do that to every girl he meets?" Patrick asked her.
"Pretty much," Nami spun the wheel, ignoring Sanji's babbling at her 'beautiful technique of spinning wheels'.
"Nami, you get a special one! Spontaneous Game Show Switch!"
"Oh no!" Nami rubbed her head. "This thing just keeps getting more nightmarish!"
The lining around the ceiling lit up in a pattern, reading "Game Show Switch: Celebrity Deathmatch".
"Alright!" Avatarjk137 called out into a microphone that was for some reason attached to his camera. "Tonight we have Pete Wentz vs. Patrick Stump in a battle of who's really the leader of Fall Out Boy! Ready? Deathmatch!" Patrick headbutted Pete, who tackled him right back. Andrew and Joe began catcalling and whistling.
"Patrick's so gonna trounce that loudmouth," Naruto said confidently.
"What are you talking about?" Luffy asked. "Pete's going to whoop his ass."
"Those sound like fighting words to me, Stretch!"
"Fine! I'll beat you senseless! You're just angry 'cause Pete pushed you! Gum Gum Pistol!" Luffy attacked Naruto, who disappeared in a puff of smoke and reappeared above Luffy, holding kunai knives. Naruto hit Luffy hard, and the two began rolling around on the floor, struggling with the kunai knives.
"Idiots," Kakashi said, still not looking up from his book. He coughed, and a feather popped out from the top of his mask. Zolo almost fell over, but caught himself on his swords.
"YAAAUUGH!" Patrick slammed Pete with a guitar, then jumped on top of the bassist, punching him savagely. Pete roared and grew vampire fangs. He pushed Patrick away and got up. His hand shot out and wrapped around the guitarist's neck, lifting him into the air…
A loud, annoying buzz filled the air. "And… back to I Wouldn't Eat That If I Were You!" Pete exclaimed, dropping Patrick as his fangs retracted. "Nami, you're still conscious and haven't vomited, so you pass! Everybody's passing around here, they're really good!" Nami walked weakly offstage, still not sure what had happened.
Naruto rolled away from Luffy and back to his team's side. Sakura was still lying limp on the floor. "You're up, Lee!"
Lee jumped over to the designated wheel-spinning spot, letting out a battle cry. "YES! Powered by the energy of all my youth, I WILL WIN!"
"Yeah, yeah, power of youth, big DEAL! Spin it!" Pete was still touchy from his fight.
"Huzzah!" Lee grabbed the wheel. "FOR SAKURA-CHAN!" He spun it with all his might and struck a dramatic pose. After the highest amount of spins on the show yet, it finally landed on 'broccoli'.
"Okay! I can do this!"
Pete reached up and began taking off more paper.
"Oh no! What are you going to reveal?!" Lee fretted.
"See, Lee? It actually says, 'cold, rancid broccoli that's been between my toes for a week'!"
Lee's confident smile faded. "Oh no! But I don't want to eat anything that's been that intimate with the host for a week!"
"Remember Lee, we're not 'host', we're hosts." Pete smiled malevolently.
After a moment of realization, Lee made a disgusted, terrified face. "Oh my lord!"
Luffy laughed. "Ha ha, he's gonna puke!"
"I WILL NOT!" Lee grabbed the broccoli and shoved into his mouth and swallowed in one bite, trying not to chew or dwell on the taste. A tear went down his face. "I HAVE WON! I AM VICTORIOUS!" Lee ran back over to the safety of his team.
"I guess it's my turn," Sanji put his hands in the pockets of black trousers, which matched his suit jacket. He spun the wheel like everyone before him, and it landed on 'the shirt off your back'. Sanji sighed. "Does that mean what I think it means?"
"Yup. Take off your shirt, 'cause you have to eat it!" Joe said, smiling.
Sanji rolled his eyes and took off his jacket. Before taking off his shirt, though, he turned to his hosts. "You don't have any garlic, do you?"
"Nope, sorry."
"Damn," Sanji took a deep breath and began eating his blue dress shirt.
"GO SANJI!" Luffy shouted words of encouragement and threw his fist into the air. With the other hand, he propped up Zolo, who had fallen asleep, half because he passed out from internal bleeding, and half because Zolo just likes to sleep.
Sanji stuffed down the last little bit of sleeve. "Ugh… okay… done." He coughed a few times and a button eventually came out.
"Well, both teams have completely finished their foodstuffs without a problem!" Andrew smiled and said into his microphone. His smile faded. "Oh… wait… what happens now?"
"I have no idea…" Pete said. His face suddenly lit up. "Oh wait! I remember now! Both teams get to decide if they want to move on to the El Diablo round!"
"So…" Nami recalled their choices. "We can either take the smaller prize and run, or compete for the huge prize, but risk whatever consequence comes from losing this 'El Diablo'…"
"I SAY WE GO EL DIABLO!" Luffy shouted.
"Yeah!" Sanji said. "Eating my shirt wasn't nearly as hard as I thought! We can do El Diablo!"
Zolo snored.
"WHAT?! Well, if YOU'RE doing El Diablo, WE ARE, TOO!" Naruto shouted back.
"Okay, sure," Kakashi said.
"YES WE CAN!" Rock Lee said eagerly, similar to Bob the Builder.
Sakura was still lying on the ground.
"So, what's El Diablo, anyway?" Nami asked the hosts. It had finally dawned on her that they were rock stars, and rock stars typically were rich, so she was coming up to them and putting her arms around them while she said it.
"Welllll…" Pete gave in to her flirtations and put his arm around her shoulder as she stroked his back. "You have to go face, defeat, and devour THE DEVIL himself!"
"And how do we do that?" She inched closer to his face.
"SIMPLE! You go to the Underground Classrooms!" He pressed the blue button on the remote, and all the characters from both Naruto and One Piece fell in the pits that led to the underground classrooms.
"Interesting how they both chose to go down to do El Diablo," Patrick stated. "Because that means neither of them can accept any prize anyway, even if they do defeat the devil, or whatever's down there."
"Uh…" Andrew rubbed his head.
"That means…" Joe didn't know what to do.
"WE GET THE PRIZE!" Pete said after a few seconds of uncomfortable silence.
"Yeah, sure." Avatarjk137. "Take the money and… play a song, we still have two minutes."
"I thought those instruments were just for show…" Joe said.
"Hey, that Nami girl took our wallets!" Andrew said.
Well, twenty thousand dollars is probably more than they had in all their wallets in total.
Join us next time for Danny Phantom versus the American Dragon, hosted by the guys of Jackass!
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