A/N:Random crack story I wrote, thinking of what might happen if the Deathnote charecters were to perform a play.... and since our school is doing "The mouse that roared" right now (I'm the president ^_^) I had a play. If you don't like, don't read/review. It's my first story, so don't be too harsh please ^_^'
Disclaimer: I do not own Deathnote, or "The mouse that roared" If I did, L would be hugged be me every day, Onee-chan would hug Near, and Mello would recieve lots of chocolate! The only person I own is myself.
At Whammy's house, there had been severe budget cuts. Because of this, Mello, Near, Matt, and the rest of them were sent to a local public high school, with the rest of the charecters from Deathnote who had become mysteriously 14 years old again... yes, all of them. MWAHAHAHAHAHA.! Anyway, they all got parts in the school play,"The mouse that roared" with Watari volunteering to be the director. Madness promptly ensued...
Act 1, scene 1
Casting:
Tully: Matsuda
Anonymous girls: Myself,AKA hello kitty, Onee-chan, and miscellaneous fangirls...
Ann: Sayu Yagami.
*Tully enters*
Mouse: RAWR!!!!
Tully:Quiet, you loudmouth rodent!.... I'M SORRY! I DIDN'T MEAN TO CALL YOU LOUDMOUTHED! CAN YOU EVER FORGIVE ME???????!!!!!!!!
Watari: CUT!
2nd try....
*Tully enters*
Mouse: RAWR!!!!
Tully:Quiet, you loudmouth rodent!
*Girls enter*
Onee-chan:Dammit, we're lost! And what the shiz was that roar?
Tully: Maybe it was the mouse...
Fangirl: OMG, IT'S MATSUDA!!!!!!!*glomps Matsuda so hard he falls of stage*
Watari: MATSUDA! SPEAK TO ME!
After Matsuda woke up, they started from the girls entering...
Onee-chan:Dammit, we're lost! And what the shiz was that roar?
Tully: Hello, can I help you? My name is Tully Bascom, and I'm the chief ranger of this national forest.
Hello kitty: Ummm, what nation is this? We're pretty lost...
Tully: This is Grand Fenwick!
Onee-chan: Where the hell is that?
Tully: *explains the history of grand fenwick, which was founded by english bowmen in the 14th century, and their only export is wine. That's all you need to know.*
Fangirl: umm, that was kinda pointless and boring, so we're going to leave now... Bye!
Tully:What! But....But..... Waaaaaaah!*started to cry*
Watari: CUT!
After Matsuda had calmed down......
Fangirl: Well, we have to leave now, so Bye!
*Ann enters*
Ann: Tully, get your butt up to the castle, you're wanted there.
Tully: OMG, REALLY? Maybe I'll get to see Gloriana, our beautiful Duchess, who is only 22!
Ann: Pervert.
Tully: NO I'M NOT! (cries and hides in emo corner)
Ann: I'm sorry, I didn't mean it. Anyway, it's an emergancy, so hurry up and come out of the emo corner.
Tully: An emergency? OMG, WAIT FOR ME!(runs off)
*Ann follows him*
Watari: Good job guys... tommorow we're rehearsing scene 2.... So, let's hope that I'm not driven to suicide by then *headslam against wall*
A/N: Did you like it? Read and review, or I shall sic my ninja army of pink frosted sprinkled doughnuts on you! Scene two will be up fairly soon, I just have to check to see what it's about, because I have totally forgotten. Thanks too Onee-chan, the only person I talked to all day who somewhat understood my rantings about Deathnote, and agreed to be in the fanfic.