Disclaimer: I do not own the cartoons used within or the host. Why are you picking on me?

"Ed, Edd n' Eddy" versus "The Powerpuff Girls" continues. The winner of this battle was inspired by a review of mine. I felt it was only fair, considering the track record of both teams.

And yes, I know she's in jail. I almost find it funny.

The booming announcer voice did what it did best: announced. "Aaaaaannd WE'RE BACK with I WOULDN'T EAT THAT IF I WERE YOU!" The audience erupted with applause.

"Your turn," Avatarjk137 the Cameraman signaled to Double D.

"Oh… alright then…" Double D looked nervous to be going to the spin the wheel. When he did, the wheel didn't spin too many times before stopping.

Today's host, Paris Hilton, looked down at the item the wheel stopped on. "Human spleen. Oh, what's that?"

"WHAT?! I can't eat a human spleen!" DD insisted. "That's cannibalism!"

"What if it's yours?" The host held up a spleen.

"IS THAT MY SPLEEN?!" Double D shouted.

"Yes."

"HOW DID YOU GET MY SPLEEN?" Double D quickly looked under his red T-shirt to see if he was cut open and bleeding. But his shirt was as freakishly clean as ever, just like everything else he owned. "You didn't cut me open!" Double D felt along his midsection. "Oh my gosh… I feel a blank spot… how on Earth did you…?!"

"It's called slight of foot," The tipsy host replied.

"Do you mean sleight of hand?"

Avatarjk137 the Cameraman answered for the host. "That's not really the issue at hand here."

"Yeah, whatever. You know the only way to get it back in your body is to eat it!" Paris handed Double D his spleen.

"But won't it just be digested?"

Avatarjk137 rolled his eyes. "Again, not the issue here!"

"This is so wrong…" Double D squealed before wincing, holding his nose, and stuffing the organ in his mouth. When he swallowed, he looked near puking.

"DON'T PUKE, SOCKHEAD!" Eddy shouted. "WE'RE SO CLOSE!"

"DO IT FOR ALL THE SOCKHEADS THAT CAME FOR YOU!" Ed encouraged.

Double D stopped retching. "Okay… I've seen better days. But I'll survive."

Ed and Eddy cheered as Double D walked shakily over to their side. Bubbles squeaked with enthusiasm as she flew over to the wheel and spun it without remembering to take her cue first.

"Hey! You're blond and blue-eyed! Like me and stuff!" The host pointed at Bubbles while the wheel was going. "I would high-five you, but you're kinda middle class. Ick. And you, like, don't have five… or even one."

After a few more seconds, the Wheel of Foodstuffs stopped on 'vacuum'.

"Vacuum?" Bubbles looked at it.

"How is she supposed to eat that? A portal?" Blossom protested.

"Wait… maybe it's like, a Hoover or something." Buttercup suggested.

"Like, a vacuum cleaner?" Double D asked from the Eds' side.

"No, IDIOTS. Like this kind of vacuum!" The host looked at the white remote. She pressed a square, grey button and the stairs in the audience's seat suddenly turned to ramps. An innocent young man who was carrying five large sodas and five large bags of popcorn slipped and fell (it was the same guy who had that happen to him way back in episode two). While he fell, he was heard yelling about how he wasn't even supposed to be in that studio today.

"Oops…" The ditzy heiress looked at the buttons. "Oh, pink!" She pressed a light pink button and the concession stand's popcorn maker went into overtime, until it got so much popcorn in a matter of seconds that it exploded.

"Uh… how about this…" the host pressed a button that was colored a very dark indigo. The camera turned around and started to viciously attack Avatarjk137, bashing him over and over with the lens, as if it was alive.

"Maybe white? It's not after labor day." She pressed a white button, and the speakers began playing 'Bodies' by Drowning Pool. "No, that's not it."

"My bad," The host said. She finally saw an ovular black button with the word 'vacuum' printed on it in white letters. "Oh… it says vacuum. That must be it." And she pressed it.

The platform under Bubbles suddenly sucked her into the Underground Classrooms in the blink of an eye with a high-powered vacuum.

"BUBBLES!" Blossom and Buttercup shouted in unison.

"You're up!" Paris said to Ed.

Simple Ed was more than delighted to take his turn. After watching the free food everyone else got, he was eager to go up and spin the wheel.

"Score!" Eddy said, smiling. "Ed can eat ANYTHING. If there was ever a time to get the most hideous item on the menu, it would be now. Ed can eat anything, no matter how outrageous or poisonous…"

"You landed on…" The host looked down. "Red beans,"

The other two Eds were shocked. "RED BEANS? Is that it?!" Eddy shouted.

"Just beans red from sauce? Not beans red from blood or paint or something?" Blossom asked.

"Yup. Just red beans. All food." Paris handed Ed a white porcelain bowl of red beans. Ed gulped them down in an instant.

"I had to eat an MP3 player and Double D had to eat his spleen, and all Ed got was BEANS?!" Eddy hollered.

"That's not important!" Blossom interrupted Eddy's rant and flew over to the host. "Where's Bubbles?!"

Buttercup flew over, scowling. "Tell us! Or else!"

Paris pressed the same vacuum button she pressed for Bubbles. "Down there," She said as the other two sisters got sucked down. "You win and stuff!" She pointed to the Eds.

"Awesome!" Eddy shouted.

"Wait… do we have to advance to another round?" Double D asked.

"Old rule. What do you wanna get?" She was talking about prizes.

"GRAND PRIZE! GRAND PRIZE!" Eddy was drooling.

"Yeah, 'kay!" The host smiled. Eddy was clearly in a partying mood. She loved parties. "Hey, what happened to the cameradude?"

Next episode: "Invader Zim" versus "South Park", with your guest host David Spade! (What? He's funny. Even if he is snarky.)

I usually encourage constructive criticism, but I'm not sure if its possible with this fic...