Dude This Turtle Was Huge!!

We begin with an annoying Naruto, and a terribly annoyed Sakura. Naruto was telling Naruto about this giant turtle, he states he saw.

"It was soo cool; it was all these different col-." Naruto tried to finish, but was interrupted. Sakura took her fist and hit Naruto in the back of her head. Sakura had enough of this stupid story of his. Besides that he wouldn't go away. Naruto quickly fell to the ground and held his head. Sakura just stood there looking at him with her fist in the air and a glare that could kill. Naruto jumped up to his feet.

"Ouch…Sakura-Chan what was that for?" Naruto said still holding his held looking at Sakura really confused. Naruto noticed Sakura's eyebrow twitching. 'Now I really don't want to know.' Naruto said to himself with a terrified look.

"Well um…I gonna go now…" Naruto said running quickly away from her. Sakura looked at the stupid blond headed baka run away. Naruto started to slow down. The pain quickly came back as he grabbed his head. He continued making his way down Konoha Main Street hoping he would find something to do.

Kiba, Shino, Hinata and of course big Akamaru were about to order their food at Konoha's dinner. They were sitting at a round booth by the window so their friends could join them if they wanted.

"So what are you gonna get Shino huh?" Shino's eyebrow twitched at Kiba's loudness. Then he calmed down.

"I don't know." Shino said bluntly. Kiba looked disappointed he was hoping he would get an answer. He let out a disappointed sigh. Kiba then got happy again. He turned to Hinata who was looking at the menu.

"What are you getting Hinata-Chan?" Kiba asked loudly. This made Hinata jump a little and drop the menu. Kiba saw this.

"Wow Hinata you sure are fidgety." He said.

"Well anyway…what are you ordering?" He asked hoping Hinata figured it out. Hinata just shrugged. Kiba again let out a disappointed sigh. He then gave up and picked up his menu looking through it.

Naruto was still holding his head walking when he saw Shino, Kiba, Akamaru, and Hinata inside Konoha dinner. Naruto didn't hesitate. He ran up to the glass and knocked on it loudly, with one of his big trademark smiles. Kiba turned his attention to see smiling Naruto at the window. Kiba waved at Naruto and shouted to come in through the glass. Naruto again didn't hesitate he quickly ran to the door. Hinata now realized Naruto was coming and a deep blushed made its way to her face. Nobody really noticed this though. Two seconds later Naruto was in the booth sitting right next to Hinata.

"Yo!" Naruto shouted. Kiba just smiled. Akamaru barked. Shino sighed annoyed. While Hinata's face turned a deeper shade of red. Again this went unnoticed.

"What's up Naruto?" Kiba shouted almost with as much enthusiasm as Naruto had.

"Wait…You guys didn't order yet did you?" Naruto said. That's when Shino decided to speak up.

"Well since there is no food on the table I guess that answers the question." Shino said. Naruto eyebrow started to twitch. 'He has such a messed up attitude." Naruto said to himself.

"Well that's great because I'm hungry." Naruto said happily. Kiba nodded in agreement. That's when the pain came back. Naruto grabbed his head again.

"Arrgghh!" Naruto said in pain. This made Hinata speak up.

"Wha what's w wrong N Naruto." Hinata said with worry in her voice. Naruto looked at her and saw the worry on her face along with the blush. He just gave her one of his big smiles to show he was fine. Naruto let go of his throbbing head. Shino and Kiba just looked at Naruto confused. Though you couldn't see that, Shino was confused thanks to his jacket hood. Naruto looked at everyone.

"Well I bet your wondering what happened." Naruto said scratching the back of his neck. He then begin to explain.

"I was walking when I saw Sakura. Then I decided to go talk to her. SHe was talking about something I dont know. Well anyways I finally told her this story about this awesome turtle I saw." KIba looked at naruto with a weird look.

"Turtle?" Kiba asked Naruto.

"Yes turtle. Anyway I saw this turtle and man was it huge." Kiba then wanted to no more.

"How big was it?" Kiba asked almost begging for him to say it already.

"Oh I dont know like bigger than this table." Naruto said pointing to the table they were sitting at. KIba's eyes widened.

"Seriously...SWEET what else?" Kiba said jumping up and down in his seat." Hinata and Shino were just sitting there listening.

"Well it was all these diffrent colors. Like red green and purple!" Naruto said jumping in his seat again. Kiba started jumping even more.

"That is AWESOME!!" Kiba shouted making others in the resturaunt turn thier way.

"Yea but then she hit me." Naruto said. Kiba was shocked.

"Why that's like the coolest story ever!" Kiba said

"Exactly my point." Naruto said happy that someone believed him.

"Naruto." Shino begin. "That story logically made no sense whatsoever." Shino said with no emotion.

"Well fine dont believe me." Naruto said to Shino. Naruto then turned to Hinata who was just sitting their blushing listening to her secret crush. She noticed Naruto looking at her and blushed even more.

'Why is he looking at me?'Hinata thought to her self.

"You believe me don't you Hinata-Chan?" Naruto asked her looking straight into her eyes. Of course Naruto not really caring for peoples personal space had his face inches away from Hinata's. Hinata face was covered in a red blush.

"Don't you?" Naruto asked again really wanting her to say yes. But Hinata mind wasn't working at top speed right now thanks to Naruto.

'Naruto-Kun this close to me.' Was all Hinata could think at the moment. Then she couldn't hold it anymore and she fainted. Kiba and Shino heard a thud and turned thier heads to see a confused Naruto and a fainted Hinata whoose head was now on the table.

"What the hell just happened?!" Naruto said very confused. Shino just shrugged.

"Just be happy she did that before the food came, eh" Kiba said chuckling. Naruto laughed a bit.

"That is true." Naruto said but then realized something.

"Hey guys I dont really feel like eating anymore." Naruto told Shino and Kiba.

"Oh well then take Hinata with you. She might not be in the mood to eat." Kiba told Naruto.

"Yea ok whatever." Naruto responded. He then picked Hinata up bridal style and walked out the store.

"Um...was that really a good idea?" Shino asked Kiba.

"Good idea about what?" Kiba asked confused.

"Well you just told Naruto to take Hinata with him. And well...he's holding her bridal style...what about when she wakes up?" Kiba thought about what Shino said. He new about Hinata's feeling torward him.

"Well...I'm not sure...but then again I dont care." Kiba said with his hands behind his head. Shino shrugged.

"Yea I dont really care either." Shino said without emotion. Thats when the waitress came.

"Are you two ready to order?" The waitress asked them with a smile.

"Heh heh...guess we forgot to think about that." Kiba said scratching the back of his neck.

"Guess you're right." Shino anwsered still not showing any sign of emotion.

"Yea..give us like five more minutes." Kiba said with his right hand up repersenting the number five. The waittress smiled and walked away.

Naruto was on his way bringing Hinata home. 'Wow she's really light. It's like carrying nothing.' When suddenly he felt Hinata moving. Naruto stopped walking and looked down. Hinata opened her eyes to meet Naruto's. Naruto was staring straight into her eyes and got lost in them for a second. Hinata had no idea where she was. She remembered being at a dinner then Naruto looked at her and she remembered blacking out. Hinata looked all around still ajusting to the bright sun. She saw the ground but she wasn't on it. She was trying to figure out what the heck was keeping her up. She looked back up to see Naruto staring at her confused. She finally relized Naruto was holding her. Her eyes widened.

"ARRRGGGHHH!!" Hinata screamed. This made Naruto jump off the ground.

"ARRRGGGHHH!!" Naruto said copying Hinata. Then he dropped her on the ground. Naruto then relized what he did.

"Ah, gomen Hinata-Chan! You screamed and scared me." Naruto said panicking. He offered Hinata his hand. But Hinata just looked at it.

"Oh, I'm sorry I didn't mean to drop you I just um...um...you probably hate me now don't you." Naruto said talking so fast Hinata could barely understand him.

"Um..um...I'll make it up to you...um...um I know I'll treat you to ramen tommorrow at...7:00 PM...is that ok just forgive me." Naruto looked like he was on the verge of tears he didn't want some one like Hinata to hate him. Hinata's mind again was not working properly. She finally came back to her senses.

'Is Naruto-Kun asking me out on a d date?' Hinata asked herself. 'No he only has feelings torward Sakura (sigh)...'

Hinata nodded. "O o ok Na Naruto-Kun." This put a whole wave of relief over Naruto.

"Ok and I'm really sorry I dropped you it was a comeplete accident I swear."

"N no really I it's ok." Hinata said barely getting it out.

"Arigato." Naruto said to Hinata. He then waved and ran off in the distance. Then Hinata walked home with a ear to ear smile on her face.

So first chapter first story alot of first things today. Well did you like it I hope so. I thought the turtle thing was a little funny but I'm gonna have some really funny parts in here. well bye bye. :)