Why So Unlucky Kiba-kun

Kiba and Shino were about to pay the check at the dinner.

"So…" Kiba said to Shino

"Yup…" Shino answered. They were both staring at the check on the table in front of them.

"You gonna get that…?" Kiba asked Shino hoping he'd say yes. Instead of an answer Shino turned out to be a bug clone and disappeared. Kiba looked shocked. Akamaru too had a shocked look on his face.

"CRAP!" Kiba yelled making people look in his direction. First of all, Kiba didn't have any money. Second of all, he would probably have to get out of there as fast as he could. Kiba and Akamaru ran to the door as fast as they could only to be stopped by a familiar waitress. The waitress had an eye of suspiciousness as she looked at Kiba.

"Excuse me I'm afraid you forgot to pay the bill." She said with her arms crossed and her left foot tapping." Kiba could see she really had no patience. Kiba tried to make a run for it only to be tackled by the security guard. Now Kiba was on his back looking straight at the biggest guy he'd ever seen, who was on his stomach. Kiba didn't know what to do he couldn't use his ninja powers on a mere civilian. The security guard really had no patience.

"So kid I'm gonna ask you once…you gonna give us the money for that check ova there?" He said in deep tone. People all over the restaurant were watching the scene. Kiba didn't say a thing. What Kiba saw next scared the living daylights out of him. Kiba saw the guy slowly raise his fist.

"I told you I would ask…once." The guy said to Kiba looking directly into his eyes. Kiba's eyes widened.

"Oh SHIT!" Was all Kiba could make out before the guy punched him with all his might. Kiba's lip started to bleed.

'Ok no more of this shit getting beat up.' Kiba said to himself. "Akamaru!" Kiba yelled looking at Akamaru. Akamaru barked in return. Akamaru then turned to look at the security guy. And barked with all his might. The security guard toppled over. Kiba finally made it out the door. But unlucky for him that security guard just called for back up. Kiba looked back at the not only security guards chasing but ninjas too.

"Crap crap crap crap!" Was all Kiba could say. The ninja's were gaining up on Kiba. One of the ninja's took out some chakra string ready to tie Kiba up. The ninja then made it into a lasso, and threw it. Now Kiba was in a position where he running screaming for his life with a lasso shaped chakra string hovering over his head. The chakra string finally made its way down. It stopped when it was around his arms. The ninja then tightened it. Kiba didn't know what the hell happened but he fell to the ground. Akamaru would've helped him but they got him caught in chakra string too. The ninja's soon rushed over to Kiba. One of them spotted the forehead protector.

"Ahhh so he's a ninja, eh." One of them asked nobody in particular.

"Guess so." One of them answered. Kiba was just wiggling all around trying to get out.

"Hey stop moving kid." One of the ninja said. They then tied Kiba's legs up with chakra string.

"Well we better see what Hokage-Sama wants us to do with him." The others just nodded.

"Wait no not Tsunade!" Kiba shouted. The others ignored him.

So they had already been dragging Kiba for about ten minutes. They would have been in Tsunade's office at this time but him moving so much made it take longer.

Shino just happen to pass by at the time. He was just out looking for bugs. As soon as Kiba saw Shino he started screaming and moving around even more.

"SHINO YOU ASSHOLE DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'VE BEEN GOING THROUGH TODAY BECAUSE OF YOU!?" Kiba screamed. Shino turned to the noise to see Kiba tied up in chakra string. Shino just pointed to himself with his head to the side. Kiba was so irritated right now.

"YES YOU BASTARD!! ALL THIS HAPPENED BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T FELL LIKE PAYING FOR THE CHECK!" Kiba shouted at Shino at the top of his lungs. Shino just shrugged and walked away. Kiba watched as Shino walked away as if he didn't see anything.

"SHINO GET YOU ASS BACK OVER HERE AND HELP ME!!" Kiba yelled pissed off. But Shino ignored him once more.

"CRAP!" Kiba yelled out.

"Hey shut up kid!" One of the ninjas said.



They finally arrived at Tsunade's office. One of the ninja knocked on the door.

"You may enter." Tsunade said calmly. The ninja's walked in and through Kiba on the floor. Kiba at this point was crying. He kept mumbling 'why do these things happen to me?' Tsunade realized it was Kiba and Akamaru.

"W what the hell Kiba?" Tsunade asked somewhat confused.

"Yeah some security guard said somebody was stealing something from Konoha Dinner." One of the ninja's explained. Tsunade scratched her head.

"And…" Tsunade asked like everything they said was pointless. One of the ninja was about to say something, but they were interrupted by Kiba.

"I swear it wasn't my fault. I Shino, Hinata and Akamaru were at Konoha Dinner. Then Naruto came. Oh yeah he told us this really cool story about this giant turtle it was so cool I mean it was all these dif-." Kiba was interrupted by Tsunade.

"Please get on with it Kiba." Tsunade said tired.

"Right…Any way Hinata fainted. Then Naruto wasn't hungry anymore so he left and took Hinata with him. But she was still in fainted mode, so he had to carry her. Then Shino and I ordered our food. Then the…check came. I then asked Shino if he would get it. But it turned out to be a bug clone. The thing is I didn't have any money so I tried to run. Then the waitress stopped me, followed by this huge security guard who tackled me not to mention punched. Then I ran out the store and one of those ninja tied me up with chakra string. Then on our way here I saw Shino but he ignored me. And here we are." Kiba said trying to catch his breath. Tsunade closed her eyes and nodded.

"I see…" Tsunade said. "Well let him go." The ninja looked at him confused.

"Oook…" One of the ninja said. They then untied him and Akamaru. Kiba jumped up.

"Finally!" Kiba shouted. Kiba then looked at Tsunade "Thank you thank you!" Kiba said on his knees to Tsunade. Tsunade then looked at him and smirked.

"Yea…but I'm still telling you Mom." Tsunade said to Kiba. Kiba's eyes widened.

"Y you're telling my…what?" Kiba said still in shock. Tsunade just smiled.

"Well yeah I mean even if it wasn't on purpose you still did it." Tsunade explained. Kiba just looked at her then he exploded.

"Are you crazy!?" Kiba screamed. "She'll kill me if she finds out." Tsunade just shrugged.

"Not my problem." Tsunade said calmly. Kiba looked at Akamaru.

"Come on Akamaru." Akamaru woofed.

"Wherever where going right now it's not home." Kiba then got on Akamaru's back and they went to the park.