I do not own Twilight… I just love karaoke too much
Bella POV
Great, now Alice has a party at the gym, this will be perfect… sarcasm intended.
We ran to the gym with our uniforms still on and I gasped when I saw the inside. There was loud music playing with hypnotic lights. I groaned and the Cullen's laughed while we went to the stage. Ii noticed there was a huge table with food and drinks on the side and a mike on the stage.
"What is the mike for?" I asked Alice and she laughed.
"Karaoke, duh" she laughed and I groaned but smiled. I really did love singing and all. It was nice and I knew the Cullen's would have a blast up there.
"Ok guys, were starting with some karaoke… you'll draw your names in the bag and I'll pick them out so put them in… we'll start with solos, then duets, then 3 ets, and then as many people as you like"" Alice said and everyone nodded and some laughed when she said 3 ets.
After everyone was done putting their names in the bag Alice went up to the mike to draw the first name and smiled.
"First up is Jessica Stanley" she muttered and some people clapped as she went up and picked a song.
"Great, it's about me" Edward muttered and I giggled when I realized what song it was. 'Girlfreind' by Avril Lavigne.
Hey, hey, you, you, I don't like your girlfriend "Well good for you"
No way, no way, I think you need a new one "Nah, I'm good"
Hey, hey, you, you, I could be your girlfriend "I don't think so"
Hey, hey, you, you, I know that you like me "Not even if you were the last girl on earth"
No way, no way, you know it's not a secret "You're right it's not a secret because I don't"
Hey, hey, you, you, I want to be your girlfriend "Nice to know"
You're so fine, I want you mine, you're so delicious "That's cool"
I think about you all the time, you're so addictive "You just keep dreaming"
Don't you know what I can do to make you feel alright?
Alright, alright, alright "No I don't, you only make me nauseous"
Don't pretend, I think you know I'm damn precious "Uh huh"
And hell yeah, I'm a mother fucking princess "Princess of the sluts"
I can tell you like me too and you know I'm right
I'm right, I'm right, I'm right "Uh, not even close"
She's like so whatever "You're like so whatever"
You could do so much better "Yes, that's exactly why I didn't pick you"
I think we should get together now "Not even in your dreams"
And that's what everybody's talking about "No, I'm pretty sure that's not what everybody's talking about"
Hey, hey, you, you, I don't like your girlfriend "Did I ask your opinion?"
No way, no way, I think you need a new one "Nah, I'm good"
Hey, hey, you, you, I could be your girlfriend "How about I sing this part for you? No way no way"
Hey, hey, you, you, I know that you like me "No I don't"
No way, no way, you know it's not a secret "Because it's not true"
Hey, hey, you, you, I want to be your girlfriend "Not happening"
I can see the way, I see the way you look at me "You mean disgusted?"
And even when you look away I know you think of me "No I really don't"
I know you talk about me all the time again and again
And again and again and again "How about never again"
So come over here and tell me what I wanna hear "That I hate you?"
Better yet, make your girlfriend disappear "What if I don't want to?"
I don't wanna hear you say her name ever again
And again and again and again "Bella, Bella, Bella, Isabella Marie Swan"
Cause she's like so whatever "You're so whatever"
And you could do so much better "No, I think I did just fine"
I think we should get together now "No, how about never in this world"
And that's what everybody's talking about "No it deffenatly is not, I should know"
Hey, hey, you, you, I don't like your girlfriend "Like I care"
No way, no way, I think you need a new one "No I'm fine thank you very much"
Hey, hey, you, you, I could be your girlfriend "Not even if you were dead"
Hey, hey, you, you, I know that you like me "No, I don't stick that low"
No way, no way, you know it's not a secret "It deffenatly isn't"
Hey, hey, you, you, I want to be your girlfriend "No way"
Oh, in a second you'll be wrapped around my finger "Not possible"
Woo, 'cause I can, ?cause I can do it better "What, at being a slut"
There's no other, so when's it going to sink in? "When I become dumb"
Hey, she's so stupid, just what the hell were you thinking? "I was deffenatly not thinking about you"
In a second you'll be wrapped around my finger "Like I said before, not possible"
'Cause I can, cause I can do it better "Do what better"
There's no other, so when's it gonna sink in? "When I become blind"
She's so stupid, just what the hell were you thinking? "That she's pretty unlike you"
Hey, hey, you, you, I don't like your girlfriend "Didn't ask for your interest"
No way, no way, I think you need a new one "I think I'll be fine"
Hey, hey, you, you, I could be your girlfriend
No way, no way "No way no way"
Hey, hey, I know that you like me "Who put that absurd idea in your head"
No way, no way, you know it's not a secret "No way"
Hey, hey, I want to be your girlfriend
No way, no way, no way, no way "No way!" I laughed when she finished at all the things Edward had been saying and by now all his siblings were laughing with me.
"Ok, next up is Rose" Alice said at the Mike. I laughed as the song started and Emmett whistled.
Oh, baby dolls
I know you like me (I know you like me)
I know you do (I know you do)
Thats why whenever I come around shes all over you
And I know you want it (I know you want it)
It's easy to see (it's easy to see)
And in the back of your mind
I know you should be home with me
[Chorus]
Dont cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me
Dont cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me
Dont cha, dont cha
Dont cha wish your girlfriend was raw like me
Dont cha wish your girlfriend was fun like me
Dont cha, dont cha
Fight the feeling (fight the feeling)
Leave it alone (leave it alone)
Cause if it aint love
It just aint enough to leave a happy home
Let's keep it friendly (let's keep it friendly)
You have to play fair (you have to play fair)
See, I dont care
But I know she aint gon' wanna share
[Chorus]
I know I'm on your mind
I know we'll have a good time
I'm your friend
I'm fun
And I'm fine
I aint lying
Look at me, you aint blind [2x]
See, I know she loves you (I know she loves you)
I understand (I understand)
I'd probably be just as crazy about you
If you were my own man
Maybe next lifetime (maybe next lifetime)
Possibly (possibly)
Until then, Oh friend you're secret is safe with me
[Chorus]
By the end she had danced and half of the guys were drooling and the girls glaring while Emmett whistled like an idiot. Everyone was shocked at Rose's seductive singing voice that sounded more like a professional singer's voice.
"Ok, next is…