Deidara opened the near-by door, which stood right in front of the upstairs that lead to most of the living corridors and downstairs that lead to the basement where Hidan would now be staying. There had been no more rooms available upstairs, so the Jashinist had been given a room in the basement. The basement was used mainly for holding training weights and weapons. It had one bathroom with a shower and bathtub, but was known to become very cold at night.
The blond stepped outside, breathing in the fresh air for the first time that day.
"We'll be going then, un." He said in a smile.
"Fuck finally!"
Deidara gave a sigh. He wasn't really sure why he had invited Hidan in the first place. Maybe it was because he was a social type of person. He couldn't really think of any other reason.
They walked along the dirt road.
Deidara began studying the Jashinist's features. Hidan had a narrow face that defined him to be a male. His hair was slicked back, and annoyed the blond. Deidara thought it was such a pretty shade of white, like a wolf's, that Hidan should grow it out long. The blue eyes imagined himself brushing and designing it to look more like an S-rank Akatsuki member's should.
Hidan eyes were purple. Something Deidara had a hard time not staring into. They were such a rare and unnatural color, the blond found them to be enchanting to his artistic senses. Unfortunately, all good things must come to an end, and the Jashinist noticed the certain someone watching him.
"What the fuck do you want homo!?!"
Deidara face was bright in a blush.
"It takes one to know one!"
Hidan turned to Deidara.
"Actually, I prefer pussy to dick, but if he's sexy, then yeah. I'd fuckin be a homo!!!"
"Then you admit to it?" Deidara asked, his face consumed by his blush.
Hidan grinned.
"For someone as fuckin cute as you, I would be."
The blond felt the inside of his stomach tingle. He began imaging the possibilities, his expression that of a zombie's.
"Not gonna happen, un." Deidara muttered, looking at the ground. He said it more to himself than to Hidan.
Hidan lost his grin.
"Well I guess I'll just have to fuck the cute, red haired bitch."
Deidara stared at the silver hair. He couldn't believe what he'd just heard. The ideal meant almost certain death for Hidan. The blond smiled, realizing that his luck was changing.
"Un. You should try that. I bet you'd most certainly get something out of it." Deidara replied in grin, thinking of the consequences.
Hidans grin returned.
"You really think she'd let me fuck her?!"
"She? Sasori's a dude-... but that doesn't matter. He's pretty enough for you, right?"
"Oh, so the red head bitch is actually a dude?... Oh well, I'll just have to make him suck my dick then."
Deidara frowned.
He felt somewhat angered at the thought, almost... jealous.
No, he told himself. He couldn't be jealous of Sasori if he didn't even like Hidan.
"If your that horny, why don't you just buy a whore, un?" Deidara asked, feeling as though he'd sunk to the Jashinist level.
Hidan's grin widened.
"Your right. But then Kakuzu probably would be all bitchy, so I'll just have to deal with using Sasori or that Itachi guy. Damn. Just thinking about it makes me horny!! Maybe I will get a whore for today and just sacrifice her to Jashin. After all, when they get fucked on the symbol its sooo much more pleasurable!!!"
Deidara still couldn't believe someone this disrespectful could exist. First Sasori, then Itachi. This guys was as good as dead. But the question remained to what Jashin's religion entailed and what Hidan meant by symbol.
"Jashin is your god, right? He grants you immortality?"
"FUCK yeah!!! Jashin is the greatest!!!
Deidara looked at Hidan with a sure-whatever-you-say look.
"How lame. Immortality, I mean. What's the point of living forever? Life's only beautiful because it's so fleeting and transient."
The blond reached in his side back, biting down one the clay with his palm mouths. They chewed on the clay, preparing and mixing it with his explosive C1. It wouldn't take long, not being as strong an explosive as the others.
"I'll show you true art, un." Deidara smirked.
He molded the ball of clay into a butterfly. It flew from his hands, dancing in the air until it was high enough out of harms way and Deidara made the needed hand sighs. The clay butterfly suddenly exploded into bright, colorful fireworks.
"What do you think?!" Deidara turned to Hidan in a evil grin.
"I think I'll make you give me the blow job with those fuckin hands of yours."
That was it.
Deidara felt himself snap.
"Goddamn it! If I go ahead and do it with you, will you shut the fuck up about fucking every damn thing that moves?!"
The blond couldn't help his behavior. He was no longer thinking with his brain and with all of Hidan's talk of sex, the blond was finding himself horny.
Hidan smiled a full blown smile.
"Maybe... depends on how good it is."
Deidara pursed his lips.
"No. I want a promise that you will not speak another word relating to sex afterward we do it. And if you go back on that promise, I'll make you wish you where dead, un."
"How about I promise for the rest of the fuckin day?"
"I putting more on the line than just a day. How about a month?"
"Hmmm... fine!!!"
"Okay then. I think the town has a hotel... it shouldn't take much longer to get there, un." Deidara muttered, starting to have second thoughts about the whole idea.
"Okay."
They walked in silence. True to the blue eye's words, the town sat in front of them only ten minutes later.
"Are you sure about this?" The blond asked, looking down on the town as through it meant certain death.
"Fuckin hell yeah I am!!!!"
"Fine then, un." Deidara said, walking forward.
The blond already knew where the hotel was, having been caught in the storm and having to take shelter the entire night. Hidan followed him assuming he knew the way.
Deidara paid for the room, took the key, and began making his way down the hall with a worried expression.
They were room 666.
"Let's get this over with." The blue eyes said, entering the room.
Hidan followed Deidara into the room.
The blond sat on the bed, staring up at the titled roof which he was currently finding a good source of distraction.
"So how does this work, un?" He asked, still not taking his eyes off the roof.
"Well, how do you fuckin think it goes?!??"
Deidara looked Hidan in the eyes.
"I'm not sure. I don't spend my free time sleeping with men. Do you even know how to or are you all talk?"
"Get on your fucking knees in front of me!!!!"
"Why should I? It seems to me like you want to be on top."
Hidna gritted his teeth in irritation.
"I'm going to get you to suck me off!!! And of course I like to be on top!!!"
Deidara's eye twitched.
"Fine. But you have to go after me, un."
The blond keeled on the floor in front of the Jashinist, who sat on the bed.
"Take your pants off then."
Hidan took off his cloak and pants, throwing them across the room.
Deidara looked Hidan's body over with his eyes, eating every detail. His eyes stopped once they reached the Jashinist's lower sensitive body. He mentally compared the size to his own.
"It's big." the blond said in surprise, blushing deep red at his own words.
Deidara grabbed the Hidan's harding member and placed the tip in his mouth. He sucked on it light before engulfing the rest of Hidan's manly-hood. The blond sucked passionately, finding some animal-like instinct guiding him.
"You like?" he asked, taking the member from his mouth only to ask the question and returning it once more after the words had been spoken.
Hidan was moaning the entire time.
Grabbing Deidara's hair, he shouted, "Ohhhhh fuck yeaahhhhh!!!!!"
The blond continued sucking harder and harder. He felt Hidan becoming tighter. The Jashinist pushed Deidara's head down further, choking him. He was becoming even tighter. The blond sucked even harder, knowing Hidan was soon at his limits.
Hidan was going over the edge at the feel of being inside Deidara`s mouth. He tried to stop himself as white hot cum shot into Deidara`s awaiting mouth.
The blond removed his mouth from Hidan's length. He smiled in satisfaction, swallowing the Jashinist's seed, and licking his lips hungrily.
"Your turn." Deidara said in a evil grin.
The blue eyes removed all his clothing, shivering as the brisk air touch his nude lower sensitive body. He threw his clothes in the same pile as the Silver hair's and sat on the bed awaiting his proper payment.
Hidan had a feeling that he still had a hard on, but that the blond didn't. Hidan got down on his knees and took Deidara's full length in his mouth, licking and sucking every where. He lifted up his hands and started to play with Deidara's balls.
"Damn!!!" The blond screamed, gasping for air.
He pushed Hidan's head down further, moaning as he did.
Hidan, having done this before, didn't even flinch when Deidara shoved him down.
The blond was gasping and panting heavily at the Jashinist's skillful movement. He felt himself becoming tighter. His body was so close to the edge. A warm sensitization traveled down his stomach and into his lower sensitive body as he felt himself tightening to his limits.
"Fuck!" The blond screamed, feeling himself release cum into Hidan's throat.
Hidan swallowed all of Deidara's cum, then licked up the left overs and started to suck to get more of the delicious white liquid.
Once he'd finished, the blond collapsed on the bed. He hugged his pillow close.
"I feel so tired, un." Deidara muttered.
"But I'm not opposed to doing that again sometime. I'm to tired to do anything else right now though. To be honest, I've never done something like that. Your my first."
Hidan jumped into the bed and instantly fell asleep.
Deidara looked over the silver hair, whom was snoring loudly. He was annoyed at the fact Hidan seemed to be ignoring every word he said.
"What have I gotten myself into?" he asked himself in a sigh.
The blond brushed his hand through Hidan's hair until it completely lay in orderly fashion Deidara saw fit. He felt himself growing tired and soon his heavy eyelids closed as he fell into slumber.