Deidara watched as all the items were scanned and added to their expenses. He noted the cost of things as they rose whenever an item was scanned and how he was glad Hidan would be paying for everything. The employ, a woman in her late twenties, quickly scanned all the produce with a I-hate-my-job-please-kill-me-and-release-me-from-my-boredom look across her face.
Hidan payed, then left the store quickly, dragging Deidara out with him. He didn't like the way the man behind them was looking at Deidara.
"Are you scared of stores or something?" The blond asked sarcastically, referring to how quickly the Jashinist had jumped at the chance to leave.
"No, I just wanna get home so we can have a nice long fuck." Hidan said, grinning at the blond beside him.
Deidara blushed at the thought.
"Maybe later... but first, I need to eat something. I haven't eaten all day, un." The blue eyes replied. And although to agree with him, his stomach gave a growl of hunger.
Hidan looked around.
"There look! It's a sweet shop. We can get some dangos!"
Deidara's face lit up. He wasn't a big sweet eater, but he wasn't opposed to a sweet snack now and then.
"Sounds good!" The blond said, face bright in a smile.
They walked over to one of the benches, setting down their groceries and waiting for the waitress to take their order.
"How about some green tea? It goes great with dangos, un." Deidara asked Hidan, sitting close beside him.
Hidan nodded his head.
"Sure but-"
"What can I do for you?" The waitress came over the minute she saw the two of them. She had some very dirty ideas about the blond, and thinking about how long the silver haired one could go on with all those muscles...
"Yes Miss. I'd like to order two cups of green tea and... a plate of eight dumplings. That sounds good." Deidara said, not noticing how the waitress's eyes traveled down either of their bodies.
"Umm yeah." The waitress said, writing down what he had just said.
"Would you like anything else?" She purred, pushing her breast up so they almost popped out of her uniform.
Deidara, who was oblivious to being hit on by the female, shrugged and turned to Hidan.
"What about you Hidan-chan, un?"
Hidan turned to the women looked her up and down.
"Damn. You would be fun in bed, but sorry, this guy is my uke." Hidan said, grabbing Deidara and licking his cheek leaving a line of saliva.
The blond blushed wildly, touching his cheek lightly in shock.
The waitress's nose ran in a river of blood. She grabbed a table cloth, trying to hide her nosebleed.
"Wait... she was hitting on us, wasn't she?" Deidara whispered, suddenly connecting the pieces.
Hidan rolled his eyes.
"Yes, Deidara-chan. She was." Hidan said, stretching out the chan part.
"Don't mock me... it wasn't that obvious, un." The blond said, pursing out his lips.
Hidan gave him a blank stare.
"So lady... gonna get us our order or not?!"
"Oh, ummm, yes. Of course." The waitress said, still trying to hide her nosebleed.
The woman walked towards the sweets shop, disappearing inside.
Deidara sighed. Her gestures towards liking them had been obvious and he knew it. But he hated to admit he was horrible at reading those kinds of signs. He was always so oblivious when it came to being hit on or anything relationship based. Luckily, Hidan happened to be very forward about those kind of things.
"It's a nice day..." The blond said, trying to lighten the mood.
Truth be told, it was a nice day. The birds were singing and the sun was about an hour past mid-way in the sky. The wind blew slightly, causing the tops of the tree to dance and cooling the customers of the sweets shop.
Hidan turned to him. He blushed and almost had a nosebleed at the look on Deidara's face along with his hair blowing in the breeze.
The blond brushed his hand through his hair in an cute-ish sort-of-way. He smiled, watching as two birds flew, danced, and dashed after each other in child-like love.
Hidan was starting to feel tightness down stairs as he watched Deidara.
"Your order." The waitress said from behind them.
They turned to see her holding a plate of dangos in one hand and the two cups of tea on a plate in the other.
"Thank you." The blond replied.
The woman set the order on the table, bowing and walked back into the sweets shop.
Deidara picked up a dango stick, licking the moist warm sweet balls uke-ishly.
Hidan's face became as red as a tomato watching Deidara eat like that. It was very arousing.
"Is something wrong?" The blond asked, watching the Jashinist drown in a pool of his own nosebleed.
Deidara gave another passionate lick to the dango.
"Damn it!!! Stop that! If your going to do that to something, do it too my dick!!!"
The blond jumped in surprise. He looked at the sliver hair, now seeing the bulge in his pants. It caused Deidara to blush widely, feeling his own pants tighten.
"But we're in public, un." The blond whined.
"Then stop doing that!!!!!!!!!"
"...You mean this?" Deidara whispered in the Jashinist's ear, licking the dango seductively.
Hidan's blush deepen and his throbbing member felt like it would burst.
"Stop it or I'll drag you to the back of the building and make you suck me off!!!!"
People on the other side of the street stared the two, mouths agape.
"And who's to say that isn't what I want?..." Deidara replied, leaning over to kiss Hidan's mouth. He didn't care about the people across the street or anyone else in the world. All he wanted was sex, and he wanted it now.
Hidan quickly thrust his tongue into his hot mouth, tasting everywhere. His hands went down to grope Deidara's cock.
The blond let out a yelp, bucking backward and disconnecting from the kiss.
"Please... not here." Deidara moaned, pressing his forehead against the sliver hair's shoulder and his lower sensitive body pressed against the Jashinist's stomach. His legs wrapped around Hidan's back and he hugged his arms tightly around the Jashinist's chest.
Hidan turned to the dangos and smirked, putting them into his pocket.
"Finish your tea, then the fun will begin." Hidan whispered huskily next to Deidara's ear, licking the shell. He grabbed his tea and poured it down his throat.
The blond pouted, pursing out his lips. He gulped down his own drink, sticking his index finger in the cup afterward and taking the leftovers into his mouth as he sucked the digits.
Hidan growled, threw Deidara over his shoulder and carried him to an alleyway.
"An alleyway... hell, at this point I don't care, un." The blond said, observing his surrounding from the Jashinist's back.
"Set me down on those boxes over there. That looks like a good spot." Deidara added, trying to point to the wooden crate boxes stacked beside the wall of dead-end alleyway.
Hidan set Deidara on top of the wooden crates, throwing off his own cloak. He pulled Deidara into a heated kiss.
The blond melted in the kiss. Their mouths connected, he allowed the Jashinist to explore the wet carven while his fingers explored every muscle and being of Hidan's torso. His fingers guided teasing down Hidan's frame, sliding up and down mockingly, and kissing everywhere with his palm mouths.
Hidan moaned into Deidara's mouth, then removed Deidaras shirt and started kissing his neck.
The blond quivered in excitement. His palm mouth slide down the Jashinist's torso until they reached the pants hem and his hands sliding underneath. His palm mouths licked, played, and teased Hidan's harding member. Without warning, the left palm hand gave a nibble to the masochist's length.
Hidan gave a loud moan as he hardened even more. He moved his head down and started to suck, lick, and nip Deidara's nipples, giving the same attention to both.
The blond gasped, panting heavily. His hand mouths, still inside the Jashinist's pants, went insane of their own accord at all the excitement. They completely disobeyed his commands as if they had a mind of their own. The right palm mouth completely engulfed Hidan member, while the left licked the untouched areas below.
"Do soooomethiiiing!" Deidara panted, eyes shut tight.
"I need to come now!"
Hidan was panting hard from the pleasure Deidara's hands were giving him.
"I'll let you come if you promise to do as your told afterwards..." Hidan said, trying to hold in his panting while smirking.
"Anything! I'll do anything... please... hurry." The blue eyes moaned. His whole body felt like it was on fire. He knew he'd reached his limits, his whole member throbbing in unrequited satisfaction.
Hidan grinned and tore off Deidara's pants and underwear, freeing his erect cock. Hidan took the full length in his mouth and began sucking as a baby sucks a bosom for milk.
Deidara took enough control over his hands to release the silver hair from his pants. He slid the pants halfway down, the palm mouths instantly returning to their sucking position of Hidan's member.
Hidan stood, bent over and sucking the blond off. Deidara sat, half-way bent forward as so his arms could reach underneath the Jashinist's stomach and suck passionately with every fiber of their being of Hidan's cock.
Hidan moaned, his mouth still on Deidara's cock sending the vibrations op his spine. Hidan took a dango out from this pants and placed it in front of Deidara's face. He pulled his mouth off.
"Suck." He demanded, putting his mouth back on Deidara's cock.
The blond, unsure of why he'd been commanded such a thing, stared at the dango with mouth open in a small o. He decided to trust his lover, taking the moist ball into his mouth and sucking lightly. He was sure not to bite down.
Deidara never wanted the moment to end. The sweet taste in his mouth, the pleasure he received from the silver hair, and the pleasure he knew he gave the silver hair. He sucked even harder one the dango ball, savoring the sweet taste.
Hidan enjoyed seeing his lover like this. He almost came, but he wanted to save that for when he was inside his lover. So he forced down the pleasure he was feeling and concentrated on making his lover have more pleasure. The sooner he got rid of the pain, the sooner they got to the good stuff.
"Damn, I feel like I'm gonna come!" Deidara said, after swallowing the dango ball. He felt himself near his limit.
Hidan sucked harder hearing this. He shoved the whole thing, balls and all, in his mouth. He wrapped his tongue around Deidara's cock and started pulling.
The blond gasp and moan, bucking backward. His mouth hands let go of their target as he did so, allowing him to grab the top of Hidan's head and pulling his hair. Deidara felt himself tighten to the max. His body like a spring, being tightened and tightened until the point it could no longer hold.
"Hidan!!!" The blond screamed. The spring not long able to hold. The hot seed shot out of him into the silver hair's throat.
Hidan gulped it down as if it was refreshing ice tea. Then he turned to Deidara.
"Get on your knees."
It was a demand.
The blond knew better then to disobey the silver hair. He kneeled on the ground in front of Hidan, his backwards facing him. He had a general idea of where this was going. It seen a small shiver down his spine.
Hidan grabbed Deidara's length, running his hand up and down it to bring it back to hardness. He then took Deidara's ass and started licking it like a child licking their 1st lollipop.
The blond cried out in pleasure, being hard once again in no time. He had a difficult time containing himself from screaming from pure delight as the silver hair invaded him from behind with his tongue.
Hidan shoved his tongue into Deidara's hole, whirling it around.
The scream that the blond had tried to contain escaped. He tightened his fist and bit his lips, unable to get used to the strange and wonderful feeling from behind.
Hidan gave Deidara two of his fingers. 'Suck' was the unsaid command.
The blond stuck the fingers in his mouth, sucking on the digits. He played with them with his tongue, evenly coating the digits.
Hidan took his fingers out with a loud pop. He shoved the fingers into Deidara's ass. He pulled something out of his pocket, putting it into Deidara's slinte on his cock.
The blond screamed out. He bit his lip, drawing blood, unable to take the pleasure.
Hidan put a ring around each of Deidara's balls. Then started to jack Deidara off at the same time, scissoring his fingers inside Deidara's ass.
The poor blond felt himself tense and hot. He cried out, knowing he was being pumped only to not be able to release because of the damned toys.
"Stop teasing me... just take me already!"
Hearing this, Hidan smirked. He forcedly shoved his hardened cock in to Deidara, waiting for him to adjust.
The blond screamed. His voice echoing of the walls of the alleyway.
"Move!" Deidara screamed, his body burning up.
At the command, Hidan started thrusting. At first slow and even, but grandly got faster, and harder, and more exhilarated.
"Damn! Please take off the rings!!"
Hidan smirked.
"Say your my whore!!!"
"I-" Deidara gasped as he was thrusted into again.
"Yes!!! I'm your whore!" The blond cried.
"Say your my bitch my special, filthy, dirty slut. That you want my precious cum inside you and beg me to cover you in it!!!"
"Please!... Please just take them off!!!"
"SAY IT!!!!" Hidan said, forcefully grabbing Deidara's hair and yanking his head up.
"Say it my pet" He whispered in his ear.
"I want your cum inside me! I want you to cover me in it! Please... just take them off!!!!"
Hidan grabbed Deidara's erection and threw off the rings, hearing them clang somewhere else in the alleyway. Hidan pulled out another dango from this pants and ripped a piece of his pants leg. He put the dango in Deidaras mouth, then tied the ripped cloth around it.
"If you last longer than me, I'll let you be on top next time." Hidan said, nipping Deidara's neck and leaving a hickey. He then turned on the small vibrator inside of Deidara's cock.
The blond wanted to scream for the life of him that it was unfair, but he had a certain dango ball in his mouth and a certain cloth tied around his mouth. Now, all he had to focus on was not coming. It was an easier task said then done.
He moaned, being thrusted in from behind and being pleasured from in front.
Hidan thursted even harder. He flipped their position, him laying on his back and Deidara sitting on him. His cock was even farther in in this new position.
"Ride me" Hidan commanded.
The blond complaints were muffled by the dango. He settled for lightly smacking the Jashinist across the face and giving him a glare. But otherwise, he did what he was told.
Deidara pushed himself up and down again. He bounced in rhythm, soon picking back up to the speed and force Hidan had given when he was from behind. All the while he knew he was extremely close to his limits.
He had to fight back against it. He knew it couldn't be much longer until the silver hair reached his peak.
Hidan tried hard, but in this new position, he immediately came in Deidara's tight ass. Milking his cock for all his worth.
The blond felt himself no longer able to hold. Several more thrusts after Hidan had come, Deidara allowed himself to release, knowing he had won.