Dear Fanfictioners,

The Last Eggs, The First Elk is grounded. -Poor Dear- Her 'EVIL' science teacher gave her an F.

-The opposite of her Language Arts grade!-. She only has an hour per 12 hours to go on the computer AT ALL. Meaning only an hour to write fanfic. She will refrain from writing because she did not want to give you a 'Written in a hour crap chapter'. -Always thinking of others!- This 'EVIL RESTRICTION' last until that grade comes up. She is working hard until it is up to a C. She sincerely apologizes for her 'EVIL AND POTHEADED' teacher.

P.S.- The things in quotes are quoted from The Last Eggs, The First Elk . -Don't want to taint my nice reputation with mean words, do we!-

P.S.S or is it P.P.S -oh well- The things in italics and hyphens are from yours truly

Sincerely

Esme Cullen -Nicer than you since 1895-