Episode 2: S.I. 2

"Television Commercial"

Woman: Do you wish you had a little MORE fantasy in YOUR life?
Little Girl: Yes I do!
Woman: I choose Poke'mon!

:: Little girls cheer::

Little Girls: Poke'mon is finally here! The best thing ever! C'mon Jigglypuff! Use your Singing
Powers!...AMAZING! Poke'mon RULES!

Woman: Dont wait a day longer to witness the AMAZING POWERS of POKE'MON! They
choose YOU!

"Hazuki Residence"

Fuku-san: Ine-san...im going out. Theres a NEW game out called Poke'mon. Im going to
go buy it.
Ine-san: Be back before dark.

"One Hour Later"

:: Fuku-san comes home and sneaks into his room with the Poke'mon game::
:: He pops it into the Sega Saturn and begins to play::

Ine-san: FUKU-SAN! Dinner!

:: Ryo-san and Ine-san sit at the table patiently, waiting for Fuku-san::

Ine-san:(Frusterated) Go get that spoiled, ignorant boy! Ryo-san!
Ryo-san:(Aggravated) Whatever...

:: Ryo-san walks into Fuku-sans room and spots him on his knees, worshiping the game::

Ryo-san: Hahahaha...Fuku-san, what on earth are you doing? Come to dinner, we're hungry.
Fuku-san:(In a Zombie Tone) Poke'mon is my goooood!

"Days Later"

:: Ryo-san walks into Fuku-sans room::
Ryo-san: Fuku-san? Can I play Poke'mon- What the hell!?!?

:: Fuku-san was replacing ALL of his Virtua Fighter Posters with Poke'mon::

Fuku-san: I love Poke'mon! Poke'mon RULES!
Ryo-san: Fuku-san! Have you gone mad!?!? You love Virtua Fighter!?!?

" Middle of that Day"

:: Ryo-san walks into Fuku-san's room::

Ryo-san: I wanna play Poke'mon now!

:: Fuku-san is reading some strange magazine with nothign on the cover::

Ryo-san: What'cha readin'?
Fuku-san: Ummm...n-nothing. Porno?
Ryo-san: PORNO!
Fuku-san: YEA!
Ryo-san: Does it have naked girls in it, or guys?
Fuku-san: Guys...
Ryo-san: REALLY!?!? YES!

:: Ryo-san walks over to look at it::

Ryo-san: Pass the lotion...hey wait! Thats a picture of...

:: It was a picture of Pikachu's Private Parts::

Fuku-san: I love Poke'mon PORNO!
Ryo-san: YOU SICKO!

:: Ine-san walks into the Altar Room later on that day and sees that the whole room is filled with
smoke,the room was pitch dark, the altar is filled with Poke'mon pictures, candles and orniments, and Fuku-san had shaven his
head balled, bowing before the altar::

Ine-san: FUKU-SAN!?!? What have you done! Fix this place up immediately! And what
happened to your hair!?!?
Fuku-san: Pikachuuuuu made me... I hade NO choice.

"Yokosuka News Today"

Man: Thanks Jim, our TOP story, Poke'mon has invaded Yokosuka suddenly turning all of the
kids into Poke'mon freaks. NOW all they do is Poke'mon, all they think is Poke'mon! It's havoc.
In another story, mysterious girls have been kidnapped from the streets of Dubuita...

" Hazuki Dojo"

:: Fuku-san kneels down and holds a knife up to a young girl who is laying on the floor::
:: Fuku-san stabs her and carves out her heart::
:: He holds the heart high and crys...::

Fuku-san: MY FIRST SACRAFICE! For my God Pikachu!

:: Fuku-san throws the body in the basement::

"Yomagishi-san's House"

:: Yomagishi-san stands there, trimming his bushes::

Yomagishi-san:(Fainted Whisper) This town is gong to hell. All because of that damn Poke'mon
shit.

:: Suddenly a large rock hits him in the head, knocking him on the ground, and killing him::

Fuku-san: (Across the street) Damn! My Master Ball was useless! It must of been a dud! But it
stunned him fairly well!

:: Fuku-san walks overtop of Yomagishi-san's Corspe, grabs the RED hat ontop of his head and turns it sideways::

Fuku-san: But luckily! I have my ULTRA BALL!

:: Fuku-san lifts up a large boulder and throws it down on Yomagishi-san, crushing his head::

Fuku-san: Why doesn't Scyther want to be captured!?!? Fine! If the Poke'mon wont get in the
BALLS! I'll have to take force!

:: Fuku-san walks up to Magumi, holding her head and slamming a large rock against it::

Fuku-san: GET IN THE MASTER BALL! ONIX!

:: Magumi Dies::

Fuku-san: I DONT GET IT! Why do they keeping getting stunned!?!?

"Hospital "

Fuku-san: Let go of me! I dont need help!

:: Ine-san and Ryo-san lock Fuku-san by the arm, carrying him to see a doctor::

Ryo-san: Yes you do, Fuku-san. Poke'mon has warped your brain.
Fuku-san: Let go of me! Tediursa! I dont need help!

:: Fuku-san lays on a bed in the Doctors Office::
:: Fuku-san gives in, and gets bored::

Fuku-san:(Scared Whisper) Im ready to tell you my secret now.

:: The doctor comes up to Fuku-san::

Doctor: Yes?

:: Fuku-san holds the bed sheets above his mouth::

Fuku-san: (Whisper) I see Poke'mon. T-They want me to do things, awful things for them.
Doctor: Listen to them then, and maybe they'll go away.

"Hazuki Residence"

Ine-san: Are you ready to behave now? Fuku-san?
Fuku-san: GOTTA CATCH POKE'MON!

:: Fuku-san flees out of the house::

Ryo-san: FUKU-SAN! COME BACK!

:: Fuku-san flees out of the house in slow motion, and while he does, a song plays...::
SONG:

I want to be the very best, like knowone ever was! To catch them is my REAL TEST! To train
them as my cause! I will travel across the land, searching far and wide. Each Poke'mon to
understand, the POWER THATS INSIDE! Poke'mon! Gotta catch 'em all!

Fuku-san: Come on kids! Lets go catch some Poke'mon!

:: A whole group of kids follow Fuku-san, cheering and running::

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SONG:

You and me! (Swush) I know it's my destiny! Poke'mon! Oh your me best friend, in a WORLD
WE MUST DEFEND! POKE'MON! GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL!

Fuku-san: DEFEND!

:: Cops stop Fuku-san::

Cops: Whats goin' on here!?!?
Fuku-san: WE'RE GONNA GO CATCH POKE'MON! DONPHAN and MILTANK!

:: Cops lower their weapons::

Cops: We love Poke'mon!
Fuku-san: THEN JOIN US!
SONG:

SO true! Out of courage will pull us through! You teach me, and I'll teach you! Poke'mon!
GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL!
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:: Fuku-san comes home late at night::

"NEWS"

Man: This just in... Old Yokosuka citizens are rebelling against the kids of Yokosuka! Sayigng that the kids think their: Chansey and Pikachu! This is absurd! And I do have good news...
News Anchor: Geico?
Man: No! I just bought the Poke'mon VIDEO GAME! IT RULES! Jimmy, you take over. IM GONNA GO PLAY SOME POKE'MON! WHAAA HOOOO!!!!
News Anchor: Anyways...let's go out in the field with Towle-san and jiomois-san.

:: The two reporters and standing near a huge rock fight::

Twole-san: Yes! Hello Jimmy! We can barely here you! As you can see behind me, the kids and teens of Yokosuka are hurling rocks at the senior citizens thinking that their Poke'balls! And that the citizens are POKe'MON! AHH HELP!

:: The camera shuts off::
"Hazuki Residence"

:: Fuku-san arrives home::

Fuku-san: Im home, Onix!

:: Ine-san greets him with Ryo-san::

Ryo-san: Hey Fuku-san! Guess what!
Fuku-san:(A loud, repulsive voice) IM NOT FUKU-SAN! Im Pika-san!
Ryo-san: RIIIIGHT...anywhoo. I got this AWSOME game called Dijimon! Wanna play with me? Its totally rocks! It's better than Poke'mon in every way, shape, and form!

:: Fuku-san plays and hour of Dijimon::

Ryo-san: There Fuku-san? A lot better than Poke'mon! Eh?
Fuku-san: Your right...DIJIMON RULES! My ultimate GOD NOW IS GREYMON! Dijimon, digital monsters, Digimon are the CHAMPIONS!
Ryo-san: NOOOO!!!!!