"Hazuki Residence"
Ine-san: Fuku-san, it's time for you to go on a DIET.
Fuku-san: WHAT!?!?! What's wrong with my weight!?!?
:: Ryo walks into the kitchen::
Ryo-san: Ine-san. the scale
broke again.
Ine-san: GODDAMNIT FUKU-SAN!
"Nighttime"
:: Fuku-san sneaks out of his room, late late at night and heads for the kitchen sneakily::
Fuku-san: (Silently) Hehehehe... no ones gonna catch me!
:: Fuku suddenly steps on a mysterious squishy thing on the floor, right in front of the refrigerator::
Mysterious Person: ARGGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!
Fuku-san: What the heck!?!?
:: Ine-san unwraps herself from a black sleeping bag::
Ine-san: FUKU-SAN!!!!!!!!
Fuku-san: OH SHIT! Ine-san?
:: Fuku runs out of the house crying::
Fuku-san begins to sing:
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1.) Why does my life have to be this way!?!?
2.) Living
in torture ever single day!
3.) This will probably last until im
old and gray...
4.) But at least im stiiiiiiiiiiiiilll
gaaaaaaaaaaaay!
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CHORUS:
1.) That's RIGHT IM GAY,
2.) and I want the
WORLD TO KNOW IT!
:: Fuku-san humps an old man::
3.)
AND IM NOT AFRAID TO SHOW IT!
4.) Everyone in YOKOSUKA can kiss
my ass!
5.) Cause I skipped class in High School just to be
fucked up the ASS!
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1.) Why did Bhudda have to give me this life!?!?
2.)
Would he rather prefer me to be a filthy dike?
3.) Well that's
NOT what I chose in LIFE!
4.) Maybe I should just go and believe
in Jesus Christ!
5.) That might maybe change my life!
5.)
Cause I like leather panties and I like 'em TIGHT!
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END OF SONG
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"Hazuki Family Room"
:: Ryo sneaks
onto Fuku-san's AIM SCREENAME just to have fun and play around with
his name::
:: Ryo signed on as "LikingIThard"::
"FUKU-SAN'S BUDDIES"
1.)
Dukeyuper25
2.) Slippywhippy69
3.) Leather4Life21
4.)
EroticBeliefs
5.) TransGirlRobotic
6.) IfavorLove18
:: EroticBeliefs IMed Ryo::
EroticBeliefs: hey babe i really
enjoyed last night!
LikingIThard: Are you a guy or a girl?
EroticBeliefs: i know its hard 2 tell baby. ill just pick one my
fukie wukie! since it really dont matter cause im kinda two male and
one female.
LikingIThard: Really!?!? Dude...
EroticBeliefs:
hope that dont change the passionate sex we had last night?
LikingIThard: WHAT!?! Sex? REALLY!?!?
EroticBeliefs: yea! u
didn't know where to slip it in, remember? my 4th asshole is like-
LikingIThard: OH NO! That's OK! I remember!
EroticBeliefs: ya
know my fukie wukie, ya sound kinda different today. is it from the
herpees i gave ya last night?
:: Fuku-san peaks in and spots
Ryo on his Screename::
:: He calls Emow-san( EroticBeliefs) and
tells her that Ryo is chatting with her::
EroticBeliefs: hey
fuku-san, im at your door!
LikingIThard: WHAT!?!? No please, I
got chores to do!
EroticBeliefs: chores? more important than
me!?!? I WANNA FUCK!
:: Ryo runs into Fuku's room::
Ryo-san: IM SORRY FUKU-SAN! I GOT ON YOUR NAME! YOUR GIRLS OUTSIDE! IM SOOOOOOOOOORRRRYYY!!
:: Fuku laughs::
Fuku-san:
WE WERE PLAYING WITH YOU RYO-SAN! I TOLD HER YOU WERE CHATTING WITH
HER! HAHAHAHAH!!!
Ryo-san: FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU ALL!!!!
:: Ryo runs in his room and begins to cry::
Ryo sings:
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1.) Why is everybody always picking on me!?!?
2.) Im the
only normal person, can't you see?
3.) Fuku-san can fuck himself!
4.) Instead of living with him, I'd rather burn in hell!
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CHORUS:
:: Ryo runs into the kitchen and bashes Fuku's head in with a frying pan::
1.) HEY THERE Mr. FUKU! Welcome
to my WORLD!
2.) IM GONNA BASH YOU SENSLESSLY UNTIL YOU HURL!!!!
3.) IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED, IM A PRETTY FUCKED UP GUY!
4.)
SO GO FUCK YOURSELF, SHOVE INE-SAN UP YOUR ASS AND DIE!
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1.) I try to control myself, I really really do.
2.) But
everytime I try to,
3.) I litterally go insane!
4.) Everyone
around me thinks it's a little game!
5.) Well, Ine-san will soon
see me go INSANE!!!!!
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CHORUS:
:: Ryo runs up to Ine-san and shoves her face in a burning stove::
1.) HEY THERE INE-SAN! HOW DOES IT FUCKING
FEEL!?!?
2.) IM GONNA FRY YOUR ASS UNTIL YOUR FACE BURNS AND
PEELS!
3.) IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED, YOUR A DIRTY LITTLE SLUT!
4.) SO GO FUCK FUKU-SAN AND GROW YOURSELF SOME NUTS!
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1.) As you can tell already, im a fairly violant gay.
2.)
I just wish everybody in the world would simply die.
3.) But that
won't ever happen because im such a very infortunate guy.
4.) And
everything about loving Nozomi was just ONE BIG LIE!
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CHORUS:
:: Ryo goes to Canada and slaps the hell out of Nozomi::
1.) HEY THERE MRS. NOZOMI! YOU STUPID CANADIAN
BITCH!
2.) IM GONNA MURDER YOU AND HID YOUR DECREPET BODY IN A
DITCH!
3.) IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED, I NEVER LIKED YOU IN THE
FIRST PLACE!
4.) SO GO FUCK WHOEVER YOUR FUCKING AND GET STD'S
YOU FUCKING DISCRACE!
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END OF SONG
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:: Ine-san listens in at Ryo's door::
:: She gets depressed
over what Ryo sang about and begins to sing::
Ine-san sings:
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1.) What did I do to make Ryo so MAD?
2.) After ALL I've
done for him, he should be glad!
3.) Maybe he just misses his
dad?
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Ryo sings:
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1.) Ine-san don't worry, it's not really you.
2.) It's
the people at night you bring home to screw.
3.) I wish you would
just lay off the drugs.
4.) So you'd stop walking around the
house naked and wrapped in a rug!
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Fuku sings:
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1.) Ya know what guys? It's ALL my fault!
2.) None of
this would be happening if it weren't for me!
3.) I think I'll
just launch myself into a ring of fire from a catapolt!
4.) Then
that'll fill everyone with GLEE!
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Ine-san: DONT BE SILLY FUKU-SAN!
Ryo-san: WE WANT YOU
AROUND TIL' THE END OF TIME!
Fuku-san: THAT'S A LIE!
Ine-san:
OH MY!
Ryo-san: Fuku-san, we all know your gay instead of BI!
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EVERYONE SINGS TOGETHER:
1.) We're the HAZUKI FAMILY! YES
WE ARE!
2.) WE MIGHT SEEM AT TIMES A LITTLE BIZARRE!
3.) We
have a hoe, a fag, and an innocent young man.
4.) And who cares
if Fuku-san's RICHARD SIMMONS BIGGEST FAN!
5.) Ine-san's a
prostitute, yes she is the SHIZNIT!
6.) She's fucked enough guys
to put Hugh Heffner out of BUISNESS!
7.) AND POOR RYO IS CAUGHT
IN THE MIDDLE OF EVERYTHING!
8.) He's depressed all the time
because of his 3.5 pencil thick ding- a- ling!
9.) AND THAT'S THE
HAZUKI FAMILY!