Meanwhile.
Deidara was in town, window shopping. Aka... he was broke and looking at items he could not buy. It was something to help take his mind of the images of Sora and Hidan fucking. Plus, Deidara needed to think of a plan to destroy Tobi.
Hidan went to the spot where he meet Sora and Deidara. "Dammit where'd that fucking idiot go?"
Deidara was bored of the town. He had been here many times before and nothing new ever happened. So, exiting the town, Deidara molded a bird and mounted it. His plan was to fly over the base and examine any trace of Tobi to see if he could use it against him.
The blond was far in the air above the path home when he noticed Hidan below. Deidara flew closer to the ground before jumping from the bird and landing beside his boyfriend. The clay bird landed next to him gently. He didn't explode it... he would probably need it soon. Plus he wanted to show the clay artwork off to Hidan.
Hidan turned to Deidara, "Hey fuck buddy, what's up?"
Deidara shrugged. He felt a little insulted by the name, but decided not to mention it.
"So you got the information, un?"
"Yeah. The guy said it was Tobi."
Deidara smiled. "Then you believe me and will help me get revenge?"
Hidan shrugged, "Sure sounds like fun... but I get to by the one to fuck and kill him"
Deidare looked up in surprise.
"We can't kill him, un. He's another member of Akatsuki... but maybe we could do something to him that would make him wish he was better off dead."
The blond looked around, scratching his chin, "What happened to my idiot cousin?"
Hidan grinned a blood thirsty grin.
"You killed him?" Deidara looked a Hidan with big eyes.
"Yes. His blood was delicious too."
Deidara opened his mouth in a small o. "Blood?" He asked, not remembering anything about Hidan's religion.
"Yes. Sex is always better when I have the person's blood in my mouth."
Deidara scratched the back of his head. "Eh... okay, un. But I was thinking we need to plan what to do now. I have something that might work... how do you feel about henging into Tobi as me and catching him off guard?"
Hidan raised an eyebrow. "Sounds interesting."
Deidara grinned.
"Sweet, un! Then we will fly back to the base on this art I sculpted, if that is okay?"
"Fine. I don't give a shit as long as it gets us there."
"You're an asshole, you know that?" Deidara growled.
Deidara walked towards the clay sculpture, shoving Hidan as he walked past. He mounted the bird, jumping on it and lowering it closer to the ground.
Hidan walked on and sat down on the bird. "Whatever."
Deidara gave a grow. He on purposely commanded the bird to shake and cause Hidan to nearly fall off. Then the bird was commanded to open its wings and fly. In the next moment, they were in mid-air and soaring above the ground.
"The house shouldn't be much further, un."
Hidan grunted. "Transformation jutsu." Hidan said transforming into Deidara.
Deidara turned to look the image of himself over. He rubbed his grin, coming close to inspect Hidan's face. "Not bad, un."
Hidan grinned, "I'm glad I've seen you naked otherwise I wouldn't know what size you were."
Deidara's eye twitched. "Glad your main focus is getting the dick right... odds are that is all Tobi cares about anyway, un." He replied sarcastically.
Hidan grinned. "Then in two days time I'll fuck you ten times better than he did."
Deidara frowned, "I told you before, I don't like having sex with Tobi. He's too rough. Much too rough... I'd rather be with you over him any day, un. But the promise you just made doesn't sound like a bad idea."
Hidan chuckled.
Deidara smiled. It was nice to hear Hidan not cursing or giving a rude reply. Almost like the chuckle given was a way of complementing the blond, even if nothing worth while had been done.
The blond wanted to say more to earn more chuckling or possibly even a laugh, but for now he felt trying to earn attention would only cause him to say something unnecessary.
Hidan watched as Deidara controlled the bird.
Deidara spotted the house now.
"Wait... I just realized we can not have two of me, un." The blond muttered, creating hand signs. In the next moment, a cloud of smoke disappeared and Deidara had shifted into copy of Hidan.
"How this bitch?" Deidara said, coping Hidan's voice and body patterns.
"Good I guess." Hidan snickered, "Did you get my size right?"
Deidara snickered, "Yeah, it's extra small, un."
Hidan snarled, "Small my ass !!!! You're not going to be able the walk once I'm done with Tobi!!"
"Done with Tobi...?" Deidara asked in a mutter, more to himself then Hidan.
They landed close to the front door, Deidara jumping off. He walked away from the sculpture and waited for Hidan to dismount before holding the signs to explode it. BOOM!
Deidara grinned.
Hidan watched Deidara. "You really do like explosions."
"Of course! Art is a bang... a fleeting moment of excitement that causes your adrenaline to rush, un!" Deidara grinned widely.
"What are you two doing?" Zetsu's white half asked, giving them an odd look. The duo of one man plant had suddenly appeared out of the ground at the noise. The light half saw Hidan explaining Deidara's idea of art and Deidara wearing Hidan's dumb look of whatever.
"OKAY! What the fuck is going on!? Hidan, you just said un!!" Zetsu black half said.
'Oh shit!', Deidara thought. Still henged as Hidan, he grinned and stuck up his middle finger, "Bitch. Me and Deidara playing a little game where we pretend to be each other, understand? Makes the sex hotter!"
The fake Hidan turned to the fake Deidara, "Right all-mighty and powerful Deidara?"
"Right..." The white half muttered.
"Yeah. Game, un."
Zetsu shrugged and disappeared into the ground.
Deidara watched, still in the shape of Hidan. He waited until Zetsu had completely vanished.
"That was to close, un!" The blond, who was currently silver haired, said.
Hidan turned to Deidara, "No shit!! From now on, let's act like each other."
Deidara growled under his breath, "At least I covered our asses."
The new Hidan, or henged Deidara, gave a cough and said, "I'm fucking Hidan... I love to wear womans clothing and get fucked up the ass, un."
Hidan scowled.
"Hey look, I'm Deidara. I like to look like a bitch and cheat on my boyfriend!"
Deidara became more angrier. "Oh, I'm Hidan and I love to not forgive Deidara despite the fact he's been busting he ass to get me to fucking forgive him!!! AND I NEVER LET ONE TIME GO!!!!" He snapped.
Hidan turned and glared, "Just for that I'm going to enjoy fucking your boy toy." He then ran into the hideout in search of Tobi.
Deidara glared at the door that was slammed in his face. "I hate you!" He growled, kicking the house with anger.