Hidan wondered through the kitchen. So far no sigh of Tobi. He walked into the living room and found still no sign of the masked nin. Dammit, where was that idiot?
The silver hair wished he knew where the boy's room was, but so far he had only been a member of Akatsuki for a day and a half.
Hidan stumbled into a large room with bookshelves and tables. Probably a library. He spotted Sasori. Just as he was about to yell several insults about fucking the red head, Hidan realized he still looked like Deidara. He would love to use this opportunity to try something evil, but he needed to remember the mission at hand... fuck the Tobi!
"Have you seen Tobi?" Hidan asked, still henged as Deidara and coping his voice.
Sasori looked up from the book with surprise. "Why?" He asked, raising an eye brow.
"I just wanted to... show him... art! Yeah! I made a cool... eh... bird?" Hidan eye twitched.
Sasori grinned, "Okay, Deidara. Tobi is standing right behind you."
"Hey Sempai."
Hidan eyes widen. He spun around quickly to look at the mask of the boy. All at once Hidan felt angry for with what had happened before between Tobi and Deidara.
"Hi shit-head." Hidan growled in a smile. "The art thingy is in Hidan's room. Follow me... I also got candy in there. A big juicy lollipop for you to suck on!"
"Wowie! Really Sempai, it sounds cool!!"
Sasori returned his attention to the book. "You can't be serious." He muttered.
Hidan started walking out of the room and towards the door, "You following, dumbshit?"
"Coming Sempai."
Hidan walked outside of the library and down a hall that lead to a dinning room. He continued to wonder randomly until he found the stairs, which he went downward to the basement. Tobi and Hidan had made it to Hidan room. Once inside, the purple eyes locked the door behind him.
"Now..." Hidan muttered, grinning at Tobi.
"Now what Sempai."
"Now I get revenge." Hidan walk towards Tobi, still henged as Deidara. He pushed the masked nin on the bed and began to strip himself nude. Hidan removed the shirt quickly.
"Sempai?"
"Oh, which reminds me..." Hidan grinned widely and released the henge jutsu. "It's me, Hidan, mother fucker!!!"
"I figured that out already." Tobi said all childness gone form his voice.
Hidan stared at Tobi oddly, his eyes buggy. "You what?"
The silver hair sat on the bed beside the masked nin. He crossed his arms and gave a growl, "Bitch. How I suppose to enjoy fucking you if you are not bothered by me being me!?"
Tobi grabbed Hidan and threw him on the bed.
"Ah! What are you doing!?" Hidan yelled, opening his mouth in shock.
Tobi grinned, "If you're going to henge as Sempai, then you're going to get fucked like Sempai."
"Wait!" Hidan felt odd. This is what he had wanted right? And he felt himself getting hard... so why didn't he want it now, from Tobi?
Tobi grabbed Hidan's cloak pulling out his toys, "Oh, your a naughty boy having these. I'll make sure to use them all on you."
"All?!" Hidan flinched. He looked at the door. Maybe he could make a run for it...
Tobi threw off both of their clothes.
Hidan shivered at the cold. He blushed bright red. "Dammit."
Tobi grinned a crazy grin. "Do a henge of Sempai or else!!"
"Of Deidara?" Hidan smirked, "Not a chance, fucker!"
Tobi grabbed Hidan's dick, pumping him into hardness.
"Ah! You won't- *pant* make me!"
Tobi grinned and grabbed a random toy.
Hidan widen his eyes and bit his bottom lip. Perhaps he should of found a better place to hide those things...
Tobi shoved the long poled and spiked toy into Hidan's ass.
The silver hair let out a scream. It felt good. But no way he was going to be submissive and turn into Deidara just for Tobi's amusement. No.
Tobi grabbed another toy. A ball chain. He put Hidan's cock into the ball and wrapped the chains around Hidan's nut sack and balls.
"I'm not submitting." Hidan said.
"As you wish." Tobi turned the on button on the ball on sending vibrations to his balls, nut sack, and cock.
Hidan closed his eyes. This torture was enough.
"Fine. I'll henge into Deidara under one condition... you stay the hell away from him after this!"
Tobi shouted, "Never!!! Sempai was mine before you ever saw him!!!!!"
"HE'S MINE!!!" Hidan screamed.
Tobi thrusted his dick into Hidan's mouth, "NO SEMPAI WILL ALWAYS BE MINE!!!"
Hidan whimpered. He grabbed firm hold on Tobi's dick, nibbling and sucking. He blushed bright red.
Tobi started to thurst in and out of Hidan's mouth.
Hidan resisted the gaging reflexes.
Tobi grounded his hips, forcing Hidan to take more of him.
Hidan widen his eyes, choking.
Tobi threw off his mask, letting Hidan see his face fully for the 1st time.
Hidan felt in shock. Holy shit. This dude was hot. Not as hot as Deidara, but still hot. Tobi had the face of a child, besides the lines under his eyes similar in cuteness to Itachi, and eyes as black as pure darkness. Hidan only liked girly men, but there was something about Tobi's young appearance that made him seem feminine.
Still inside his mouth, Hidan sucked Tobi's member more willing knowing he was attractive.
Tobi grinned wildly, thrusting into Hidan's mouth. "You want more." Tobi said leaning over a licking Hidan's face.
Hidan was currently unable to talk. Instead, he moaned. His eyes glazed over in lust.
Tobi removed the toy from Hidan's ass and removed himself giving the toy to Hidan, lifting it just above his face.
"Eh?" The silver hair asked, unsure of what Tobi wanted.
Once Hidan's mouth was open, Tobi thrusted the toy into Hidan's mouth, rocking his bulge against Hidan's ass but not going in.
Hidan tried to complain, but currently his mouth was full. He growled and moaned. Hidan now lay on his back, raising up his legs and physically begging to be entered.
Tobi grounded his cock around the hole but still did not enter.
Hidan growled.
Tobi leaned over. "Show me you want it." He growled.
Hidan shivered. Now removing the toys from his mouth. He sat up to push Tobi over on his back and land himself right on Tobi's manly hood, causing Hidan to shout in pain and pleasure. "This could enough for you, dick-fuck?"
Tobi moaned in pleasure as Hidan rode him.
Hidan bounced up and down, wondering how the hell anyone managed to do this without feeling pain. He enjoyed it because of masochism, but he wondered how the rest of the human race that fucked each other managed. The angle allowed Hidan to take in all of Tobi. It cause him to yelp and scream every time he landed down. He enjoyed this.
"If you can- ah, make me cum more than two times, I'll- ah, remove the- ahhhhh, toys and let you cum." Tobi said through moans.
"Fuck that!" Hidan snapped. He continued the motion, milking Tobi and wondering how much longer the bastard would last. "What's to fuckin stop me from removing them myself?"
"They- ah, have chakra- ahhhhhhh, sensors so only I- ahh, can remove them- ahhhhhhhhhhhh."
"You little bitch!" Hidan screamed. He leant over and smacked Tobi across the face.
Tobi tisked, "You won't win anything with that attitude."
"I'll make you fucking remove them." Hidan hissed. He continued the motion with his body, wondering how long it would take for Tobi to cum.
As Tobi loudly filled up Hidan's ass up with cum, he said, "One down." While panting.
Hidan blushed and growled, "I'm not your stupid play toy! Now take off these and give me a blow job, I'm harder then a fucking block of ice!"
Tobi grinned, "If I give you a blow job, then I'm adding one to the amount of times I have to cum."
"But how the hell am I gonna cum if you've got these things on me?!"
"You're not allowed to, this is Tobi's fun time!"
"Screw that!" Hidan growled. The silver hair grabbed his clothing and began walking towards the door. "I'll find a way to unlock these myself!" He snapped.
Tobi grinned, "I would try fucking Deidara-Semapi, but then again that would hurt him like hell."
Hidan stopped. "What do you mean?" He asked. He had not made it completely to the door yet. Currently his back was to the other male.
"Sempai has a very very small amount of my chakra in his cock and ass at least enough to undo 1 chain and one of your balls."
Hidan grinned, "Wrong move, fucker."
The silver hair walked back to the bed, pulling a kunai from his clothes and dropping the clothes on the floor. "Know what happens when I get your blood?" Hidan showed a toothy grin, his eyes glazed over in lust and blood thirsty hunger.
"Yeah, I know but I'm more immortal than you are."
Hidan tilted his head to the side, raising a eye brow. "Eh?"
"Now be a good boy and I'll give you a nice reward."
Hidan shrugged. Right now he wanted to shed some blood, and mostly Tobi's. But getting these things off of him was most important. If he pretended this was what he completely wanted, it wouldn't make him look like so much of a bitch on bottom.
"Alright Fucker, let's see what playing by your rules get me." Hidan smirked. It made him feel at least somewhat in power to smile. The silver hair returned to the bed and waited to see what Tobi's next plan of action was.
Tobi grinned, "Now do you still want that blow job?"
"Not if I can't cum." Hidan pouted.
Tobi put his hand on the ball, "As long as it's me, you can." Tobi said huskily.
Hidan mouth opened slightly in shock. "Okay." he grinned. "Let's see if you have any skill."
Tobi lifted up the ball and started sucking on the tip of Hidan's member.
Hidan moaned. Feeling himself getting harder.
Tobi then took Hidan in all at once.
Hidan gasped, grabbing Tobi hair and panting heavily.
Tobi wrapped his tongue around Hidan's cock, moving it up and down.
It was not much longer until Hidan felt himself close to his max.
Tobi felt Hidan's climax coming. Removing his mouth, he let himself be covered from head to toe in Hidan's cum.
Hidan panted heavily. "Now will you take these damn things off?"
"But you haven't been a good boy so far."
"Eh?" Hidan raised an eyebrow. "What exactly does a good boy do?"
"They do what I say... now lick me clean of your cum!"
Hidan smirked, "Fine. I can play nice."
Hidan pulled Tobi into kiss, licking his lips to ask for entrance.
Tobi granted him access.
Hidan entered the wet cavern of Tobi's mouth, battling for dominance.
Tobi let Hidan win their mini war in his mouth.
Hidan explore the wet cavern. He was tasting Tobi's mouth for the first time. It was warm and wet as Hidan's tongue glided across Tobi's tongue and across the walls.
Tobi released Hidan's mouth. He leaned back, showing his body to Hidan, "Clean me sexy man."
"Don't rush me!" Hidan growled. He looked over Tobi's body, feeling somewhat awkward for reasons he felt he could not explain. It did not stop him from moving in on his target.
Hidan started at Tobi face. He licked the both cheeks of his face, then Tobi's lips. He moved downward, licking and nipping at Tobi's neck. Hidan bite down on the sensitive skin, leaving a hickey. He did not stop there, but continued to Tobi's chest, playing with the sensitive nipples with his tongue. He sucked on them, giving them both equal attention.
Tobi moaned loudly. So loudly someone outside the door could hear him.
Hidan grinned at the sounds he earned. Now he continued down the torso, giving Tobi butterfly kisses on his stomach. He licked Tobi's torso clean, nipping for more and hoping the pleasing actions would earn him his freedom.
Tobi moaned. He was becoming hard again.
"I'm about to earn that second point." Hidan smirked.
He took Tobi's length into his mouth, sucking on the tip.
Tobi moaned. He was getting closer to full hardness.
Hidan continued sucking. He took more of Tobi's member into his mouth, adjusting inch by inch. Finally he had taken nearly all Tobi's length into his mouth before he felt he'd taken to much in. Hidan managed. He sucked and felt surprising able to manage the choking without the gage reflex causing him to lose stomach content.
Tobi moaned. He was now back to full hardness.
Hidan sucked harder, pulling with his mouth on Tobi's length. He moved back and forth against it; pumping it and sucking it... trying to earn the white cream.
Tobi ripped Hidan off of him, throwing Hidan, he jumped behind him and started ramming into him.
"FUCK!" Hidan screamed. He grabbed the bed sheets, hissing, "Harder you bitch!"
Tobi started thrusting faster and harder.
Hidan screamed every time he was pounded into. His whole body ached from the pain he loved so much. "So good... fuck, I'm hard again! Ah... help me cum, fucking- ah!" Hidan panted heavily, his face consumed by a blush and his mouth open in ready waiting for his next scream.
Then Tobi shoved a dildo in his mouth.
Hidan grumbled a complaint. He growled, reaching to pull the toy from his mouth.
Before Hidan could touch the toy, Tobi took the other side into his own mouth sucking it.
Hidan blushed widely. He suddenly realized this was a chance to try and rid himself of the toys that prisoned him. Grabbing Tobi's hand, Hidan forced it downward to his manly hood and was in the process of trying to force Tobi's hand to remove the toys.
Tobi threw away Hidan's hands and grabbed Hidan's pubic hair.
Hidan cried out, dropping the dildo from his mouth. "What the hell are you doing?" The natural silver hair said, grabbing hold of Tobi's hands again and waiting to attack them it in case of emergency.
Tobi grabbed the dildo, becoming enraged, he thursted more than half of it into Hidan's dick.
Hidan screamed. "You little... " Hidan did not even have words for how he felt at this moment. One, he was angry. Two, he was horny. Three, he felt trapped because of the toys.
His course of action to show all of these... Hidan grabbed Tobi's back and clawed his fingernails into the skin, cutting it open and causing it to bleed.
Tobi growled low in his throat.
"What makes you think you own anyone!?" Hidan growled.
"Unless you wanna get fucked into the after life shut up and do as your told."
Hidan smirked. "I think I hit something there, eh?"
Tobi flared, then grinned, "If you don't do as your told, I'll just have to have my fun with Sempia."
"Deidara's mine!"
"Sempai is mine!!!!!!"
Hidan's eye twitched. "You're an annoyin bastard."
"Tobi is a good boy!!"
"Rigggghhht..." Hidan rolled his eyes. "So we gonna finish this up or what? I want these damn toys off my dick for future lucky winners of my fucking."
Tobi thursted in hard.
"Ah!" Hidan bit his lip until it bled.
"Ahhhhh." Tobi screamed, releasing for the second time.
Hidan cried out, cumming too.
He panted heavily, smirking. "That's twice asshole. Now take these things off."
"Nahhhh, you still have- pant, one more, pant."
"THAT'S BULLSHIT!" Hidan screamed. "You already came twice!!!"
"Yeah, but I also sucked you off." Tobi gave a cute grin. "If you're great on the third time, then me, you, and Sempai can have a threesome."
Hidan opened his mouth to speak, but no words came out. A threesome? Actually that did not seem like a bad idea. But not with the masked bastard... Hidan smiled to himself. Yeah, probably the red haired bitch Sasori or that black haired kid... Itachi wasn't it?
"Eh. Sorry, ass-wipe. I don't want you near my Deidara, even in a threesome. And I'm not your fucking toy... so I ain't doing it with you a third time. Just take the shit off and I won't kill you."
Tobi growled, "Really, how about a threesome if I leave my Sempai and you alone for a month?"
"Or how about you shut the fuck up and go fuck yourself!?" Hidan growled, narrowing his eyes. "What an self-absorbed idiot."
Tobi growled, "Why the fuck not!!!!!!!!"
Meanwhile.
Deidara had tried calmly to read a book in the kitchen. With the noise Tobi and Hidan had been making, it was impossible. The blond had growled and slammed the book against the floor. Not that it would do any good... they probably couldn't hear him.
When the noise had finally gotten quieter and only muffled talking could barely be heard, the blond became to curious for his own good and wondered downstairs. He stood outside the door, listening to their talk... or argument, whichever it was.
"You don't get it..." Hidan gave a small laugh, "You just don't fucking get it!!! Deidara doesn't give a shit about you!!!! He's mine and I don't care how fucking long you've stocked him or whatever, stay away from his ass or your dead. The only reason he ain't yours is cause you didn't have the balls to do what I did before now!!"
Tobi screamed loudly, "Because Sempai, deserves better than you."
Deidara stood outside the door, rubbing his temples. Tobi was probably right about that. Hidan was not exactly the best boyfriend. But Tobi wasn't much better... he was too rough during sex and too annoying during normal conversation. But on the other hand, Hidan verbally abused him.
Hidan coughed, "As if you'd be any fucking better. I can fuck him way better then you ever could."
Tobi growled, "At least if we were together it would not just be about sex."
Deidara opened his mouth in surprise. Now this sounded like a better deal. Wait. No, he had to remember to be faithful. Maybe Hidan didn't deserve it thought... Agh! All of this was too confusing to think about.
The blond burst through the door, deciding it was time to do something he had been thinking about for something about his life and the crappy way it had turned.
"It doesn't matter, un. Neither of you can have me... I'm breaking up with you Hidan."