Hidan looked like a fish. Tobi fell off the bed, landing on his head and hiding his cute face from Deidara and Hidan.
Deidara scratched the back of his head, blushing.
"So yeah... I'm sorry Hidan. It's just that you treat me like shit and I need a break from this whole fighting to save a relationship. Real relationships sound be cool, like friendships. Like you care deeply about each other and your normal conversations are causal, friendly and heart warming, un. And Tobi, me breaking up with Hidan doesn't mean I'm open to you! I'm just going to stay away from relationships... maybe even try to find a female if I ever do date again."
Hidan ran out of the room naked.
Deidara blushed as Hidan ran past him. 'Poor guy...' The blond thought, feeling extremely guilty and free. He turned to look at Tobi, who was still laying on the floor with his face in the ground. Deidara raised an eyebrow. No, he shouldn't ask. He should leave while he had the chance. The blond turned to leave.
Tobi whimpered as Deidara turn to leave.
Deidara knew better. 'Keep walking' he told himself. But it was more or less curiosity that made him do what he did.
"What are you doing? " Deidara asked, turning to look at the black haired child.
"Tobi is a bad boy. He is sad."
"Idiot, your suppose to be a bad boy. How did you ever manage to get into Akatsuki?" Deidara muttered, looking annoyed.
The blond walked towards Tobi, kneeling down beside him and rubbing a hand through his hair as someone would do to a child.
"Ah, don't worry too much about it, un . It's just one of those things that happens and all you can do is move on with your life..." Deidara said, looking out into space and nibbling on his bottom lip.
Tobi looked up, showing he was crying, "I lost Sempai... but I love Sempai. I want to be able to protect and love Sempai forever."
Deidara felt his insides hurt at the sight of Tobi crying. He opened his mouth in surprise.
"Don't cry..." Deidara said, pausing to think of what to say next. "I'm not going anywhere, un. We can still be friends... and I promise I will always be there if you need me. Honestly, do you really care about being with me that much?"
Tobi hiccuped and said, "Yes. Sempai means everything to Tobi."
Deidara stared in shock. He sighed heavily, unsure of how to deal with this. This wasn't the Tobi that had fucked him and this was an even more childish Tobi then the one he lived with for some time now.
"I'm sorry Tobi. I don't think I feel the same way towards you. You're cute and all, like a little kid, un. But you're... I don't know, hard to deal with at times? Plus I just broke up with Hidan. He's my first and I feel like I wasted it on him, un."
Deidara brushed his hand through Tobi's hair. "But we're still friends, un. I won't give that up."
"I'll always love Sempai forever."
Deidara blushed bright red.
"Maybe I could think about dating you in the future. Just give me a little time to recover, un."
"Alright Sempai."
Deidara smiled a little. This was nice, not being bossed around or cursed at. Even having Tobi do what he wanted.
"Okay Tobi, for now I have to work things out for the future. Luckily Pein has not noticed the living room yet and Kakuzu is probably distracted by counting money. I need you to help me lie about the living room, or at least help me earn money. I was thinking about getting a part-time job in the near village."
"I'll pay for it Sempai."
"You will?" Deidara looked surprised. The blond ran a hand through his hair, blushing. "It isn't very proper for me to ask you to pay for it all... I feel a bit embraced, un."
"Tobi will do anything for Sempai... plus Tobi has a lot more money than Sempai does."
Deidara gave a growl, "Okay Tobi, you killed it with the more money then me thing, un. If you ever plan to win me over, saying things like that decreases your points."
"No. Tobi will play to help Deidara. I didn't mean anything."
Deidara sighed and gave a half smile, "You can really be bad a reading signs, can't you, un."
He play with Tobi's hair again, brushing it with his fingers and feeling the texture.
Tobi watched Deidara play with his hair with a blush on his face.
"What do you use to condition your hair, it's a little rough, un." Deidara said, ruining a spiky stain through his fingers.
"Ummm... some weird blue stuff, Sempai."
"Blue stuff?..." Deidara echoed, seeming unamused. "It's official, I'm washing your hair for you. Let's go to my room and I can shampoo/condition your hair there in my bathroom, un."
The blond stood, reaching out a hand to help Tobi off the ground.
Tobi took Deidara's hand and got up.
Deidara smiled. Maybe spending time with Tobi would not be so bad.
They walked out of Hidan's room and up the basement stairs. Then up the main stairs to the bedroom area. The blond turned around to make sure Tobi was following, and then continued towards his room. He opened the door, allowing Tobi to fully see his room for the first time.
Tobi gasped then blushed he saw some small patches of cum all over.
Deidara scratch his chin, realizing he seriously needed to clean up the place. "Sorry about that, un." Deidara blushed. "My room is a total mess... but I will clean it soon."
"Tobi will help Sempai!!" Tobi started some clothes and tossing them into a pile.
The blond walked over to the pile of clothes Tobi was forming. "We need to take all these clothes to the washing machine. And my blankets need washed too. Gather all the dirty clothes you can in that ben over there." He said, pointing to a blue ben beside his bed . "And take them to the washer. I have my washing cleaner hidden in the box of candy in the cabinet above."
The blond grabbed his blankets off the bed and threw them in the pile of clothing.
Deidara opened his mouth. "I guess if you want too..."
Tobi nodded and started putting the blankets in the basket.
Deidara looked around his room for other objects he could clean. He saw his bedside table was completely disorganized. So the blond went to the bedside table and started placing inside the drawers anything he did not need. Basically, all that remained were his; lamp, hand lotion for after he worked with clay, and his bag of clay.
Next Deidara went to the closet and started placing everything in a neat fashion.
Tobi finished picking up the clothes putting them in to the dishwasher he walked into the living room walking in to Hidan and a whore making out half naked.
Deidara had just finished organizing the closet. He looked around the room, searching for anything else that needed cleaning. The blond went to his dresser and began folding his clothes.
Suddenly, a wallet fell from one of the shirts he picked up. Deidara grabbed it and looked it over, remembering he had lost this wallet a month ago. He looked inside. The blond practically screamed with joy at how much money he had found.
But even with this much, he would still not be able to pay off the damages to the living room completely. He decided not to tell Tobi. It would probably only hurt his feelings that the blond had money and was still making Tobi pay for it all. But Deidara needed to save this money for food.
Tobi walked up to the pair and pulled Hidan off the women "You disgust me." Then Hidan head butted him.
Deidara was oblivious to what was going on down stairs. He was too busy trying to think of a hiding place for the money. He pants were not safe in case of rape... his dresser was to obvious and it had already been hidden there. The blond decided on a perfect hiding spot! Inside the cabinet of the bathroom.
Tobi and Hidan had started a fight the whore started screaming.
Now Deidara was alert to the screams downstairs. He quickly threw the money in the cabinet and ran out the room to find out what the commotion was about. He found Kisame and Itachi downstairs already watching from a safe distance.
"What happened, un?" The blond asked to either that would answer.
"A cat-fight between Hidan and Tobi. It's actually amazingly funny and action-packed to watch." Kisame replied, grinning.
Hidan started pulling Tobi's hair while Tobi was punching his stomach.
Deidara frowned. As much as his male sadist love of violence made him love watching two people beat the shit out of each other, these were two people he would rather not let hurt each other.
"Stop it!" The blond yelled at them.
Tobi stopped hitting Hidan but Hidan threw Tobi across the room and started pounding him into the wall.
Deidara growled. "SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!" He yelled at the whore who was still screaming. The blond stomped over to Hidan, riping him off of Tobi by his hair and slamming him against the floor.
"Things just got good." Kisame muttered to Itachi.
"Hm."
Tobi was bleeding everywhere tears steaming down his face. Hidan got up off the floor.
"You will never lay a hand on Tobi again or I make you wish you weren't immortal, un." Deidara growled at Hidan.
Tobi flung himself on to Deidara crying loudly.
Deidara hugged tightly to Tobi, glaring at Hidan. The blond grabbed Tobi's mask, throwing it off, and gave him a peak kiss on the lips. He returned his attention to Hidan.
"Leave. I'm done with you, un. Now and forever."