Episode 6: S.I. 2

"Yokosuka INN" YEAR: 1961

:: The fireplace runs warm::
:: A man runs into the room, tossing off his Trench Coat after being drenched in a storm::
:: A man greets him and begins making out with him::
:: Man pulls him away::

Man: STOP IT! I don't know if this is right.
Other Man: Of course this is right! They legalized this shit!
Man: Who says!?!?
Other Man: The law!
Man: I never heard about this!
Other Man: Well, maybe you need to watch MORE T.V.!
Man: ...
Other Man: Ya know what, im sorry Billy.

:: Billy crys::

Other Man: Oh c'mon Billy! Don't do that, I said I was sorry!

:: Man touches Billy balls::

Other Man: C'mon Billy, let's make love. Like old times.
Billy: (Sniffling) O-Oh... ok!

"Hazuki Residence"

Fuku-san: Ine-san? Do you know where my father is?
Ine-san: Oh Fuku-san! Why must you know? And why so ergant!?
Fuku-san: Well, as the years went by, I seem to become more and more curious about where my dad came from, who he is, and why im so gay.
Ine-san: Ohhhhh, interesting...
Fuku-san: AND I really NEED to know, Ine-san! Please, im begging you, tell me!
Ine-san: You father died, Fuku-san. A long long time ago.
Fuku-san: H-H-He died!? How!?!?
Ine-san: It seemed that he was grocery shopping when a aisle of Tomato Cans colasped on him. What a shame.
Fuku-san: Damn... how did you and dad meet?
Ine-san: (Smiling) Oh my! It was about thirty years ago, about 5 years before you came upon this earth Fuku-san. He was a Washington Redskins Football player and I was a cheerleader!
Fuku-san: Y-You were once a cheerleader?
Ine-san: Yes, but that was before I got a 3rd degree burn on my face and turned as ugly as the Swamp Thing! But that's all behind me now. I really enjoyed giving for father head too, and sucking on his rubber ducky! But, now you know Fuku-san. But don't tell a soul! All of this is in the past, no need to go prancing around about it now, ok?
Fuku-san: Sure, Ine-san.

"Kitchen"

Fuku-san: DAAAAAAMNNIT!!!! I wanna know who my father IS!?!? Where is he!?!? Who is he!?!?!!?

:: Fuku-san takes out plates and tosses them on the ground::

Fuku-san: WHY WON'T INE-SAN TELL ME!?!? GODDAMNIT!!!

:: Fuku-san knocks the refrigerator over and it calospes into the ground::

Fuku-san: HOLY SHIT!!!!

:: A ladder was revieled under the ground::
:: Fuku-san starred at it shockingly, then curiously begun climbing down::

Fuku-san: Wonder where this leads?

:: Fuku-san walked down a long hallway, filled with Spider Webs::
:: He came across a room, filled with boxes::
:: Fuku-san found a box labeled "Iwao's Suff"::
:: He opened it and came across five 1970's eddition's of playboy, a yo-yo, a vibrator, mysterious bags of white powder, some old grass, and a picture of elvis in a thong::

Fuku-san: God Iwao, you were a freak. And Ine-san wouldn't believe me either!

:: Fuku-san then found a box labeled "Billy's Stuff"::

Fuku-san: Who's Billy?

:: Fuku-san opened it and found a letter mentioning he and his father::

Fuku-san: WHOA! This guy named Billy must be my father!? But why would Ine-san keep it hidden down here!?

:: Fuku-san reads the letters and it talks about Yokosuka Hospital, where Fuku-san was born::

Fuku-san: Maybe someone at Yokosuka Hospital knows something about my father, Billy!

"Yokosuka Hospital"

Lady at Counter: Hello, how may I help you?
Fuku-san: Hello, I was born here in 1962 and I need to talk to the doctor who helped my mom, Ine-san, give birth to me. My names Fuku-san.

"Small Room in the hospital"

:: Fuku-san walks in a finds a doctor::

Fuku-san: The lady at the counter led me to you. She said you are Dr. Abes friend? Where is Dr. Abe? He helped my mother, Ine-san, give birth to me.
Doctor: Sorry, young man. it appears Dr. Abe went into shock upon helping your mom give birth. I didn't see it, but those who did lost their voices...
Fuku-san: Weird...
Doctor: But I do recall your fathers account when he checked in here. I can look up his address for you. If your looking for him?
Fuku-san: YES, PLEASE! Thank you very much!

"Billy's House"

:: Fuku-san takes a deep breath and knocks on the door::
:: A man in tight leather pants and a bra on answered the door::

Man: May I help you?
Fuku-san: PLEASE TELL ME YOUR BILLY!
Man: Why yes I am. And who are you?

:: Fuku-san lunges in for a hug::
:: Being that Fuku was also a freak, the tight leather pants and a bra didn't disturb him at all!::

Fuku-san: I MISSED YOU SO MUCH!!!
Billy: Are you that brawny guy Semito-san who's spose to give me head at 12:00?
Fuku-san: NO SILLY! Guess who I am!

:: Fuku-san acts like a baby::

Billy: My eighth boyfriend? The one that poured baby powder over my nuts when he sucked them?
Fuku-san:(Chuckling) NO MAN! I am your SON!
Billy: Which one?
Fuku-san: What do ya mean which one!? You only had one!?!? Please tell me you only had one.
Billy: Sorry, I had several. Please, come in.

"Inside"

:: Fuku-san sits down with Billy::

Billy: What's your name?
Fuku-san: Fuku-san! I can't believe ya don't remember me!
Billy: I never said that. I just wanted to know which person you were. Just so I could decipher you easier. Ya know what I mean?
Fuku-san: Uhhhh... n-not really, hehehe.

:: A preganant man walks out of a room behind Billy::

Billy: Hey! Jessie! I told you to stay in there!
Jessie: But im about to give birth! C'mon Billy! Show some desency!
Fuku-san:(Eye's widened) W-What's going on here!? Are you preganant!?!? YOUR A GUY!
Billy: Now you know how I had you, Fuku-san... my baby boy!
Fuku-san: WHAT!?!? OH HELL NAW!
Billy: It's a long story, son... but I'll tell ya it.

"Hospital"

:: The doctors roll Preganant Billy in the hospital::
:: He begins to give birth::
:: Dr. Abe walks in::

Abe: Ok, what do we got here? OH MY GOD! Is that a preganant man!?!/
Nurse: Yes DOCTOR! He seems to have FEMALE REPRODUCTIVE GLANES! Hurry Dr, we dont have much time!
Billy: IT'S COMING! AHHHH!!!!
Abe:(Confused) How's it gonna come out?!? OH MY GOD!!!!
Nurse: I HAVE AN IDEA!

:: They flip Billy over::

Nurse: HERE IT COMES!

:: The baby shoots out of Billy's ass::
:: Dr. Abe goes into shock and later dies. The nurses went into shock and lost their voices over the site::

"Billy's House"

Billy: And that's the story. Fascinating! isn't it?
Fuku-san: So that explains how Dr. Abe went into shock and died!
Billy: I have lots of flabby skin from all my preganacies!

:: Billy reveiles a load of skin which hung down to his nuts::

Fuku-san: OH MY GOD! STOP! STOP!
Billy: You must be gay, Fuku-san!
Fuku-san: WHY!?!?
Billy: I was fucked up the ass, then became preganant. You have NO FEMALE GENES in you to became a straight man. Your gay, aren't you!?
Fuku-san: THAT EXPLAINS WHY IM GAY! Well... I do fantasize about women sometimes!
Billy: I don't believe it!

:: Billy unzips his pants::
:: Fuku-san stares, drooling::

Billy: See! Your ALL gay!
Fuku-san: DAMNIT! Your right! So, guess im always gonna be gay, eh?
Billy: Yup. It's your fate...
Fuku-san: Well who's Ine-san? She's not my mother.
Billy: Oh she's just some hooker, that lived in a box, I picked up on the street and said ' if you play mom, I'll give ya a house and a family'. And she agreed.
Fuku-san: Ohhhhh... well, I gotta go. Thanks for your- oh wait! Who's my other dad!?!

:: The preganant man waves from behind::

Man: ME!

"Hazuki Residence"

Ine-san: Well, Ryo, since Fuku-san told you the story and I never really got preganant after all, and since we're knowhere near related, I was wondering if me and you could, you know?

:: Ine-san smiles::

Ryo-san: OH NO! OOOHHHH NNNOOOO!!!!

:: Ine-san chases after Ryo::

Ine-san: OH COME ON RYO! I WANNA FUCK!!!!
Ryo-san: Get away from me you freak! HELP! RAPE!!!!!!! SOMEONE!!!!

:: Ine-san tackles Ryo::
:: She starts pulling off his pants::
:: Ryo kicks::
:: Ine-san slaps his ass::

Ine-san: C'mon! My little Ryo! Fuck me!
Ryo-san: RAPE!!!!!! MOLESTATION!!!!!!! ATEMPTED MURDER!!!! Someone HELP!!!!!!!