Episode 6: S.I. 2
"Yokosuka INN" YEAR: 1961
:: The fireplace runs warm::
:: A man runs into
the room, tossing off his Trench Coat after being drenched in a
storm::
:: A man greets him and begins making out with him::
::
Man pulls him away::
Man: STOP IT! I don't know if this is
right.
Other Man: Of course this is right! They legalized this
shit!
Man: Who says!?!?
Other Man: The law!
Man: I never
heard about this!
Other Man: Well, maybe you need to watch MORE
T.V.!
Man: ...
Other Man: Ya know
what, im sorry Billy.
:: Billy crys::
Other Man: Oh c'mon Billy! Don't do that, I said I was sorry!
:: Man touches Billy balls::
Other Man: C'mon Billy, let's make
love. Like old times.
Billy: (Sniffling) O-Oh... ok!
"Hazuki Residence"
Fuku-san: Ine-san? Do you know where my
father is?
Ine-san: Oh Fuku-san! Why must you know? And why so
ergant!?
Fuku-san: Well, as the years went by, I seem to become
more and more curious about where my dad came from, who he is, and
why im so gay.
Ine-san: Ohhhhh, interesting...
Fuku-san: AND
I really NEED to know, Ine-san! Please, im begging you, tell me!
Ine-san: You father died, Fuku-san. A long long time ago.
Fuku-san: H-H-He died!? How!?!?
Ine-san: It seemed that he
was grocery shopping when a aisle of Tomato Cans colasped on him.
What a shame.
Fuku-san: Damn... how did you and dad meet?
Ine-san: (Smiling) Oh my! It was about thirty years ago, about 5
years before you came upon this earth Fuku-san. He was a Washington
Redskins Football player and I was a cheerleader!
Fuku-san: Y-You
were once a cheerleader?
Ine-san: Yes, but that was before I got
a 3rd degree burn on my face and turned as ugly as the Swamp Thing!
But that's all behind me now. I really enjoyed giving for father head
too, and sucking on his rubber ducky! But, now you know Fuku-san. But
don't tell a soul! All of this is in the past, no need to go prancing
around about it now, ok?
Fuku-san: Sure, Ine-san.
"Kitchen"
Fuku-san: DAAAAAAMNNIT!!!! I wanna know who my father IS!?!? Where is he!?!? Who is he!?!?!!?
:: Fuku-san takes out plates and tosses them on the ground::
Fuku-san: WHY WON'T INE-SAN TELL ME!?!? GODDAMNIT!!!
:: Fuku-san knocks the refrigerator over and it calospes into the ground::
Fuku-san: HOLY SHIT!!!!
:: A ladder was revieled under the ground::
::
Fuku-san starred at it shockingly, then curiously begun climbing
down::
Fuku-san: Wonder where this leads?
:: Fuku-san
walked down a long hallway, filled with Spider Webs::
:: He came
across a room, filled with boxes::
:: Fuku-san found a box
labeled "Iwao's Suff"::
:: He opened it and came across
five 1970's eddition's of playboy, a yo-yo, a vibrator, mysterious
bags of white powder, some old grass, and a picture of elvis in a
thong::
Fuku-san: God Iwao, you were a freak. And Ine-san wouldn't believe me either!
:: Fuku-san then found a box labeled "Billy's Stuff"::
Fuku-san: Who's Billy?
:: Fuku-san opened it and found a letter mentioning he and his father::
Fuku-san: WHOA! This guy named Billy must be my father!? But why would Ine-san keep it hidden down here!?
:: Fuku-san reads the letters and it talks about Yokosuka Hospital, where Fuku-san was born::
Fuku-san: Maybe someone at Yokosuka Hospital knows something about my father, Billy!
"Yokosuka Hospital"
Lady at Counter: Hello, how may I help
you?
Fuku-san: Hello, I was born here in 1962 and I need to talk
to the doctor who helped my mom, Ine-san, give birth to me. My names
Fuku-san.
"Small Room in the hospital"
:: Fuku-san walks in a finds a doctor::
Fuku-san: The lady at
the counter led me to you. She said you are Dr. Abes friend? Where is
Dr. Abe? He helped my mother, Ine-san, give birth to me.
Doctor:
Sorry, young man. it appears Dr. Abe went into shock upon helping
your mom give birth. I didn't see it, but those who did lost their
voices...
Fuku-san: Weird...
Doctor: But I do recall your
fathers account when he checked in here. I can look up his address
for you. If your looking for him?
Fuku-san: YES, PLEASE! Thank
you very much!
"Billy's House"
::
Fuku-san takes a deep breath and knocks on the door::
:: A man in
tight leather pants and a bra on answered the door::
Man: May
I help you?
Fuku-san: PLEASE TELL ME YOUR BILLY!
Man: Why yes
I am. And who are you?
:: Fuku-san lunges in for a hug::
::
Being that Fuku was also a freak, the tight leather pants and a bra
didn't disturb him at all!::
Fuku-san: I MISSED YOU SO
MUCH!!!
Billy: Are you that brawny guy Semito-san who's spose to
give me head at 12:00?
Fuku-san: NO SILLY! Guess who I am!
:: Fuku-san acts like a baby::
Billy: My eighth boyfriend? The
one that poured baby powder over my nuts when he sucked them?
Fuku-san:(Chuckling) NO MAN! I am your SON!
Billy: Which one?
Fuku-san: What do ya mean which one!? You only had one!?!? Please
tell me you only had one.
Billy: Sorry, I had several. Please,
come in.
"Inside"
:: Fuku-san sits down with Billy::
Billy: What's your name?
Fuku-san:
Fuku-san! I can't believe ya don't remember me!
Billy: I never
said that. I just wanted to know which person you were. Just so I
could decipher you easier. Ya know what I mean?
Fuku-san:
Uhhhh... n-not really, hehehe.
:: A preganant man walks out of a room behind Billy::
Billy: Hey! Jessie! I told you to
stay in there!
Jessie: But im about to give birth! C'mon Billy!
Show some desency!
Fuku-san:(Eye's widened) W-What's going on
here!? Are you preganant!?!? YOUR A GUY!
Billy: Now you know how
I had you, Fuku-san... my baby boy!
Fuku-san: WHAT!?!? OH HELL
NAW!
Billy: It's a long story, son... but I'll tell ya it.
"Hospital"
:: The doctors roll
Preganant Billy in the hospital::
:: He begins to give birth::
:: Dr. Abe walks in::
Abe: Ok, what do we got here? OH MY
GOD! Is that a preganant man!?!/
Nurse: Yes DOCTOR! He seems to
have FEMALE REPRODUCTIVE GLANES! Hurry Dr, we dont have much time!
Billy: IT'S COMING! AHHHH!!!!
Abe:(Confused) How's it gonna
come out?!? OH MY GOD!!!!
Nurse: I HAVE AN IDEA!
:: They flip Billy over::
Nurse: HERE IT COMES!
:: The baby
shoots out of Billy's ass::
:: Dr. Abe goes into shock and later
dies. The nurses went into shock and lost their voices over the
site::
"Billy's House"
Billy: And
that's the story. Fascinating! isn't it?
Fuku-san: So that
explains how Dr. Abe went into shock and died!
Billy: I have lots
of flabby skin from all my preganacies!
:: Billy reveiles a load of skin which hung down to his nuts::
Fuku-san: OH MY
GOD! STOP! STOP!
Billy: You must be gay, Fuku-san!
Fuku-san:
WHY!?!?
Billy: I was fucked up the ass, then became preganant.
You have NO FEMALE GENES in you to became a straight man. Your gay,
aren't you!?
Fuku-san: THAT EXPLAINS WHY IM GAY! Well... I do
fantasize about women sometimes!
Billy: I don't believe it!
::
Billy unzips his pants::
:: Fuku-san stares, drooling::
Billy:
See! Your ALL gay!
Fuku-san: DAMNIT! Your right! So, guess im
always gonna be gay, eh?
Billy: Yup. It's your fate...
Fuku-san:
Well who's Ine-san? She's not my mother.
Billy: Oh she's just
some hooker, that lived in a box, I picked up on the street and said
' if you play mom, I'll give ya a house and a family'. And she
agreed.
Fuku-san: Ohhhhh... well, I gotta go. Thanks for your-
oh wait! Who's my other dad!?!
:: The preganant man waves from behind::
Man: ME!
"Hazuki Residence"
Ine-san: Well, Ryo, since Fuku-san told you the story and I never really got preganant after all, and since we're knowhere near related, I was wondering if me and you could, you know?
:: Ine-san smiles::
Ryo-san: OH NO! OOOHHHH NNNOOOO!!!!
:: Ine-san chases after Ryo::
Ine-san: OH COME ON RYO! I WANNA
FUCK!!!!
Ryo-san: Get away from me you freak! HELP! RAPE!!!!!!!
SOMEONE!!!!
:: Ine-san tackles Ryo::
:: She starts
pulling off his pants::
:: Ryo kicks::
:: Ine-san slaps his
ass::
Ine-san: C'mon! My little Ryo! Fuck me!
Ryo-san:
RAPE!!!!!! MOLESTATION!!!!!!! ATEMPTED MURDER!!!! Someone HELP!!!!!!!
