Episode 7: S.I. 2

"Hazuki Residence"

:: Fuku walks into the house, greeting Ryo while he was on the phone::
:: Ryo was using his NEW cellphone::

Fuku-san: HEY! Who got you a cellphone?!
Ryo-san: Hold on Nozomi, goddamnit Fuku-san! Can't you see im trying to get layed tonight! Unfortunately you wouldn't know about that, unless it was a dude. Now excuse me!

:: Ryo uncovers the bottom of the phone, and begins talking again::
:: Fuku lays down the box of items that he collected on his trip to Africa::
:: Fuku took out a bag of "African Redhairs", a popular weed substance in Africa::
:: Ryo says good-bye to Nozomi upon seeing the WEED::

Ryo-san: Where did you get that stuff?!?!?
Fuku-san:(Whiny-bitchy tone) IM NOT TELLING YOU! YOU WERE MEAN TO ME!
Ryo-san:(Having NO sympathy) FINE BITCH!

:: Fuku takes out a picture of a black man pulling a truck with his dick, an African Lubricated Dildo, and some shimmering utensils::

Ryo-san: Boy Fuku-san, your loaded.
Fuku-san: And too bad you aint gettin' any of this stuff. Im gonna use it to decorate my room...

:: Fuku takes out a bottle full of glimmering, red liquid::

Ryo-san: What's that stuff?
Fuku-san: I'm NOT really sure, tell you the truth. This dude gave it to me that I met on this trail towards the African Desert. He said it would bring me GOOD FORTUNE.

:: Ryo snatches it::

Ryo-san: Think it's drinkable?
Fuku-san:(Trying not to chuckle) T-Try... hehehe.
Ryo-san: This shit aint poison! Is it?!?!
Fuku-san: Oh no! NOT AT ALL! I wouldn't do that to you Ryo-san...
Ryo-san: Yeah fucking right! If you could you'd kill me and Ine-san and make this house into your own Male Whore House!
Fuku-san: HEY! That's a good idea!

:: Fuku snatches the bottle back::

Fuku-san: Hey! It's worth a try!

:: Fuku takes a sip::

Fuku-san: Ya know that taste ya get in your mouth when ya eat someone's cum?
Ryo-san: Your sick Fuku-san! Get out of my room!
Fuku-san: WAIT! I FEEL SOMETHING!

:: Ryo's eyes widen::

Ryo-san: What?! WHAT IS IT?!?
Fuku-san: I see little green dots... like ALIENS!
Ryo-san: ALIENS!?!? WHERE?!?!
Fuku-san: AHHH!!! I can hear them! Their saying that their gonna take over YOKOSUKA! Then the WORLD!
Ryo-san: OH MY GOD!
Fuku-san: HAHAHAAH! YOU FELL FOR IT!!!
Ryo-san: That's NOT funny Fuku-san!

:: Suddenly something drastically happens, then Ryo ends up facing himself::

Ryo-san: What the hell? I can see myself?
Fuku-san: What the hell? I CAN SEE MYSELF TOO!

:: Ryo lifts up his hand, reliezing that it's Fuku-san's hand!::

Ryo-san: OH MY GOD!!!!!!

"Kitchen"

:: Minutes go by of Fuku and Ryo just sitting at the table, trying to figure out how they switched bodies::

Ryo-san:(After minutes of silence and disbelief) What was that shit?
Fuku-san: I don't know Ryo... but you have a nice feeling sack!
Ryo-san: Oh cut it out Fuku-san! Get serious will ya?!?
Fuku-san: God I love your six pack Ryo! I could ride you until the break of dawn!
Ryo-san: FUKU-SAN!!!!!!!
Fuku-san: Alright! Alright! I'll shut up now.
Ryo-san: We gotta figure out how to reverse this and get us back in our normal bodies.
Fuku-san: Ya know Ryo, I could pimp more guys in this body because you WAY hotter than I am. So im thinking of just leaving it as it is!
Ryo-san: That's NOT funny Fuku-san! We can't live our lives liek this! What about NOZOMI?!? And what about INE-SAN?! What will we tell her?
Fuku-san: NOTHING! That's the BEAUTY of this! Well, if you'll excuse me Ryo-san, or Fuku-san... hehehe, I gotta date to catch!

:: Ryo tackles Fuku::

Ryo-san: YOU STAY AWAY FROM NOZOMI!!!
Fuku-san: Are you trying to make love to me? Ryo-san?

:: Ryo punches Fuku in his nose::
:: Fuku bleeds::

Fuku-san: You just made your OWN nose bleed. Sad Ryo, VERY sad.
Ryo-san: Im sorry. I overreacted.

:: Fuku walks to the door::

Fuku-san: I just wanna have some fun for tonight. Tommorow, we'll figure out what to do, ok?
Ryo-san: Whatever! Just be careful!

"Two Hours Later"

:: Ryo sits in Fuku's body by himself, watching the clock::

Ryo-san: What's that bastard doing to MY body? He better behave himself!

"Tagieria-san's House"

:: Fuku rings the doorbell::
:: Tagie-san answers the door::

Tagie-san: Hey Ryo, what's up?
Ryo-san: Hey Tagie-san, can I come in?
Tagie-san: Sure, why not?

:: Fuku and Tagie walk up to his room::

Fuku-san: Nice room!
Tagie-san: Ha! You act like you've never seen it before, Ryo.
Fuku-san: Oh ummm... it's just sooo ummm... BEAUTIFUL!

:: Tagie stares at Fuku::

Tagie-san: RIIIIIIIIGHT, anyways! Wanna play some Sega Saturn?! I got this NEW fighting game.
Fuku-san: I gotta fighting game we could play too!
Tagie-san: Ok, bring it over!
Fuku-san: It's already here baby!
Tagie-san: Say what?
Fuku-san: It's called," I fight, and you scream".
Tagie-san: Oh I GET IT! Like wrestling! Ok!
Fuku-san:(Grinning) YES! LIKE WRESTLING! HEHEHE!

"Hazuki Residence"

Ryo-san: THAT'S IT! This is going too far! Im going out and seeing what that bastards doing to my BODY! Ha! Watch me be overreacting, he's probably just playing games with Tagie-san. No big deal. It;s NOT like he fucking him or anything...

"Tagieria-san's Bedroom"

Tagie-san: OH GOD RYO! I ALWAYS KNEW YOU WERE GOOD IN BED!! YOU JUST NEVER SHOWED ME!!!

:: Fuku fucks Tagie::

Fuku-san: GOD!!! I LOVE THIS!!

:: Fuku slaps Tagie on his back::

Tagie-san: OWCH!!!
Fuku-san: CALL ME FUKU BITCH!
Tagie-san: WHAT?!?

:: Fuku slaps him again::

Fuku-san: CALL ME FUKU BITCH!!!
Tagie-san: I THOUGHT YOU WERE RYO?!?
Fuku-san: Uh oh! Ummm... r-right! I AM!

:: Ryo barges into the room::

Ryo-san: OH MY GOD!!!!
Tagie-san: FUKU-SAN?!? I ummm...
Ryo-san: FUKU-SAN! GET OUT YOU GAY BASTARD!!!

:: Tagie gets up and runs over to Ryo, huging him::

Tagie-san: Im sorry Fuku... but im NOT in love with you anymore!
Ryo-san: WHAT THE HELL?!?! OH HELL NAW!
Tagie-san: I fucked you for a while, and frankly, Ryo over here is better! SO BLAH!
Ryo-san: YOU A FAG TAGIE?!?!?!!?
Tagie-san: You already know Fuku-san! We've been fucking each other for years! I didn't think Ryo over there knew I was a FAG until he rubbed my nipples and told me how special I was!!
Ryo-san: THAT DOES IT!!!!

:: Ryo walks over, locks Fuku by his ears and takes hom out the room::

"Hazuki Residence"

Ryo-san: I CAN'T BELIEVE MY BEST FRIEND WAS A FAG!!! I'd rather not of known, but THANKS TO YOU FUKU-SAN!!!
Fuku-san: Im sorry Ryo, but some people just can't be normal. They gotta explore the magnificent slumbers of being a fag...

:: Ryo goes over to the bottle, and takes a sip::

Ryo-san: This'll put us back to normal!

:: Fuku switches into his body, while Ryo switches into his::

Fuku-san: WOW! IT WORKED! How did you know that's what you do?!?!?
Ryo-san: BECAUSE while you were gone, I took another sip to see and I turned into OUR cat! And the cat went into my body!
Fuku-san: HAHAHAAHA!!!!
Ryo-san: It's NOT funny!

:: Ine-san comes in::
::Ine-san snatches the bottle::

Ine-san: What's this stuff? Looks good!
Ryo and Fuku: NO INE-SAN! DON'T!

:: Ine-san drinks it::
:: Her brain goes into Fuku while her sluttynest goes into Ryo::
:: Fuku gets confused and punches Ine-san::
:: Ine-san drops the bottle into the fire::

Ryo-san: NOOOO!!!!!