Episode 10: S.I 2

"Hazuki Residence"

::The doorbell rings::
::Fuku answers::

Mailman: Hello. Are you Fuku-san?
Fuku-san: Yup, that's me.
Mailman: I have a package for you. If you would just sign right here...

::Man hands Fuku a registration form::

::Fuku signs it and takes the package::

"Fuku's Room"

::Fuku flees into his room, slamming the door hasily::

Fuku-san:(Excitedly) Hahahaaha... it's finally here!

::Fuku pulls out a load of magazines from the styrophome::

Fuku-san: WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!

"Post Office"

::The Receptionist answers the phone::

Receptionist: Yes. Hello?
Fuku-san:(Angrily) YES HELLO! YA KNOW WHAT KINDA MAGZINES I GOT?!??! PLAYBOY!!! I GOT PLAYBOY!!!! I specifically asked for PLAYGIRL!!!
Recpetionist:(Laughing) Well... I assumed by your voice that you were a guy and I figured you wanted Playboy. I mean, isn't Playgirl Magazines for girls and NOT guys?
Fuku-san:(Dumbfounded) Y-Yeah well! The world is different now! NOW SEND ME MY PLAYGIRL MAGAZINES!!!!
Receptionist: I don't know why your calling me. This is only the Post Office. You should call the company you ordered from and bitch to them you cock sucking fag!

::The Receptionist hung up::

Fuku-san: What a hoe!

::Fuku calls back::
::Fuku then spots on one of the Playboy covers a picture of Xiuying Hong::
::Fuku hangs up::

Fuku-san: RYO-SAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ryo-san:(In the other room) Shut up!
Fuku-san: No Ryo-san! You really gotta see this!
Ryo-san: I don't wanna see any of your Dick Enlarging Exercises Fuku-san!

::Fuku runs into the kitchen and throws the magazine at Ryo::

Ryo-san: What the hell Fuku-san?!? I don't wanna look at... it is Xiuying!?!? IN PLAYBOY?!?!
Fuku-san: Yeah you told me that you met her on your trip to find Lan Di, remember?
Ryo-san:(Reading from the cover) If you wanna know what dirty secrets this sexy piece of ass is hiding from you, flip to page 31...

::Moments go by::
::Ryo puts the magazine down::

Ryo-san: No... that's wrong... im NOT perverted like that!

::Ryo throws the magazine down on the table and takes a couple of walks away::
::Ryo starts to breath heavily::
::He suddenly turns around and picks up the magazine::

Ryo-san:(Flipping through the pages) PAGE 31! PAGE 31!!!!

::Ryo reaches the page::
::His eyes get larger::

Fuku-san: EWWWWW GROWSE!!!!!!!
Ryo-san: OH MY GOD!!! Xiuying has some huge ass tites!

::Ryo runs into his room and shuts the door::

Fuku-san: HEY! That was MY magazine!

::Fuku bangs on the door from the outside::

Fuku-san: Lemme in you bitch!
Ryo-san: It's mine now! Go away you gay fag! You shouldn't be reading this STRAIGHT stuff anyways!
Fuku-san: Yeah but it's still mine! NOW OPEN UP!

::Ryo looks down towards the bottom of the page::

Ryo-san:(Reading) Ryo... im waiting for you. If you read this, come to the Playboy Mansion in America... ask for Ryo's Sexy Skank at the front gates and they'll let you in.

::Ryo opens the door::
::Fuku stands there, desperately, with his nose up to the door::

Ryo-san: Outta my way! Im going to America!

"America"

::Ryo arrives in a taxi at the Front Gate::
::Two men in black tuxedo's and sunglasses were standing there::
::Ryo walked up to them::

Ryo-san:(Blushing) Ummm... hehehe... d-do you guys know where Ryo's Sexy Skank is?
Man on Left: Looks like you finally arrived. The skank has been waiting for you.

::The man handed Ryo a picture of the man dancing in a thong::

Ryo-san:(Confused) What's this?
Man: Do you think I look sexy in a thong?
Ryo-san: Ummmm... s-sure...(Scratches head) ...I guess?
Man: Hmmm...(Looks at picture)... I could use a trim on my chest hairs and a lift on my ass cheeks 'cause their too low and...
Ryo-san: C-Can I please just go in?
Man: Sure man.

::The gates open::

Ryo-san: Well... good luck on the whole chest thing...
Man: Hey thanks man! Hey... and good luck with the skank... we all know her 'cause like every guy around here has gotten' a piece of that ass once or twice. Some are so addicted to it, they use it like it's their desert.

"Playboy Mansion"

::Ryo walks up to the front desk::

Lady: May I help you?
Ryo-san: Yes, im here to see Ryo's Sexy Skank.
Lady: Follow me Mr. Hazuki.

::Lady brings Ryo into a pink room that smelt like roses::

Lady: Wait in here... (Chuckle)...big boy.

::Minutes go by::
::Ryo gets comfortbale in a sofa::
::Suddenly a piece of the ground comes up from below, carrying Xiuying on it::
::Ryo eyes widen::
:: Xiuying walks towards Ryo::

Xiuying: I've been waiting for you.
Ryo-san: Me too baby... your sooooooooo hott it's unbelievable. It was a long trip and im aching all over my sexy body.

::Ryo begins rubbing himself::

Xiuying: Your soooooo sexy my Ryo bitch. It must of been hard on you baby.

::Xiuying takes off all of her clothes::

Ryo-san: Wait! If we have sex, you won't do any of that teleporting, fast moving shit will you?
Xiuying: Of course not baby... im different in bed. Besides, your gonna make me scream so much, I won't be able to think about kicking your ass.
Ryo-san: Sounds like a plan!

"After the Sex"

::Ryo wakes up the next morning in a long bed::
::He found himself alone in bed, only discovering a braw and some alcholic drinks::

Ryo-san: Uhhhhhh...Xiuying?

::Ryo thinks::

Ryo-san: She really is a hoe! She used me!

::Ryo thinks some more::

Ryo-san:...AWESOME! I was used! HAHAHA! I knew a slut like her didn't have real feeling for me anyways!

::Ryo throws on his clothes, grabs his bag, and walks out the door::
::Hugh Hephner walks by with a cigar in his mouth and surrounded by a group of girls::

Hugh: You got Xiuying for the night eh? I banged that chik like a handgun: cocked it a couple of times, pointed it , and fired off several rounds into the target, then did it again and again and again and again and...
Ryo-san: DUDE! I get the point!

::Ryo walks around, trying to figure out what to do::

Ryo-san: My plane leaves tommorow and I have nowhere to stay 'til then!

::Fangmei walks up to Ryo::

Fangmei: HI RYO!!! OH MY GOD!!! IT'S BEEN SOOO LONG!!!
Ryo-san: Fangmei?! Long time no see! You look great!

::The two of them hug::

Fangmei: You can stay at my place if you want. Xiuying gave me a place 'cause I traveled to America with her because of her Playboy Job.
Ryo-san: YEAH! That would be great! Thank you sooo much!

"Fangmei's House"

::Ryo takes off his coat::
::Fangmei smiles::

Fangmei: Make yourself at home. There's some Chicken Wings in the refrigerator if you need anything and if you need to take a shower, the towels are in the closet down the hallway and to the left.
Ryo-san: Thanks Fangmei... I owe you alot!

::Ryo sits on a cowch::

::Fangmei turns on the television for him::
::Fangmei stares at Ryo::

Fangmei: Anything else?!? How 'bout a glass of water?! How 'bout an Ice Cream Cone?!
Ryo-san:(Chuckling) No im alright, really. But thanks anyways.

::Fangmei turns on some music::
::She walks over towards Ryo, purposely knocking a glass of water on his shirt::

Fangmei: Oh im awfully sorry! Please forgive me!
Ryo-san: It's alright...
Fangmei: Let me get you out of these wet clothes.

::Fangmei takes Ryo's shirt off::

Fangmei: Better?
Ryo-san: Much, thank you.

::Suddenly Fangmei lunches in for a french kiss::
::Ryo trys to push her off::

Ryo-san: FANGMEI! What on earth are you doing?!
Fangmei: I should of fucked you back in Hong Kong! But I was too much of a pussy! But now I wanna use my pussy! SO LET'S FUCK 'TIL THE BREAK OF DAWN!

::Fangmei trys to pull Ryo's pants off::

Ryo-san: FANGMEI! Your a really nice girl but I just don't wanna do it! STOP NOW!
Fangmei: Fuck me Ryo! I LIKE YOU SOOO MUCH! GOD HELP ME!
Ryo-san: HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fagmei: Remember when you said I looked like a cat? Well im gonna fuck you like a cat until there's no tommorow! Im gonna use my cat fangs, that's why they call my "FANG"mei!
Ryo-san: Please Fangmei! I just wanna relax!
Fangmei: You can relax...while im ontop of you. Now let's fuck!

::Fangmei jumps on Ryo back, trying to rip his pants off::

Ryo-san: GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY!!!!!!! HELP!!!!!!!