A/N: Hey thank you for all those who are reading this. Two chapters and already 94 hits... No reviews though, reviews are nice please leave one. Oh and I don't own Harry Potter, Naruto, or Eragon shame really. There is the introduction of an OC in this chapter.


Graduation

BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! The alarm clocked blazed waking up three sleeping boys from their slumber.

"Kuso!" Naruto swore as he adjusted his eyes to see the time. "Wake up guys were gonna be late."

"C'mon Naruto we still have five minutes." Said a sleepy Harry, this caused him to do a double take. "Kuso!" Harry said repeating Naruto. "Wake up Eragon were gonna be late!"

"Five more minutes." Eragon mumbled knowing full well this would piss off Naruto and Harry.

"Baka!" Harry said hitting Eragon on the head, causing him to fall out of his bed. "Today is the Genin Exam!"

"Yeah, yeah I know," Eragon yawned as he sat up.

"How can you be so calm right now were gonna be late!" Naruto yelled as he was pulling on his orange shirt. Eragon just smirked.

"Because last night I set the alarm clock an hour ahead." Eragon said stretching as he stood up. Harry and Naruto just looked crest fallen, they were just pranked by the lesser of three pranksters. Not to say that he was bad at pranking, after all he did think of painting the Hokage monument.

"Baka!" Harry yelled as he hit Eragon over the head.

"I'm going back to bed, wake me in an hour." Naruto mumbled as he slowly stalked out of the room.

About an hour later the three were in the Academy classroom waiting for their names to be called to take the exam.

"Doragon Eragon." Eragon jumped when his name was called, he became extremely nervous the second he stepped through the academy doors.

"Good luck." Both Harry and Naruto said to him as he left his seat and headed through the classroom doors.

"How do you think he'll do?" Harry asked aloud.

"He's gonna pass just like us!" Naruto said with a voice that made him seem like he knew the future and that he did know that they would pass.

"Yeah," Harry replied weakly.

"Nara Shikamaru." Iruka called.

"So troublesome." Was his reply as he got up to take the Exam.

"Lazy bastard." Naruto said under his breath

"Hope I don't end up on his team, wont get anything don't then." Harry whispered to Naruto.

"Yeah but I hear he is really a genius in disguise." Naruto replied, the two stared at each other for a second before trying to stifle their laughter.

"Potter Harry."

Harry suddenly stopped laughing, the happy look on his face replaced by utter fear.

"Don't worry you will pass and you, me, and Eragon are going to be the best team in Konoha!" Naruto said patting his brother on the back.

"Y-yeah." Harry said his face getting paler and paler by the second as he left the room. All Naruto had to do was wait patiently. Well at least as patiently as Naruto could, it was twenty minutes before his name was called, during he endlessly bothered Iruka about wanting to finally get the stupid exam over with so he could go on awesome missions.

"Uzumaki Naruto" Iruka called in a very relieved voice.

"About time." Naruto said going through the door.


A few hours later Naruto was sitting on the Academy roof, a look of sadness across his face. He didn't pass the exam, it was the stupid bunshin again they always came out half dead. The other parts of the exam he passed well enough but the bunshin was the main event, and he failed.

"Hey Naruto." Came a kind voice from behind him.

"Huh? Mizuki-sensei what are you doing here?"


Hour's later Naruto was in a secluded space with Iruka. Naruto laughed a little Nervously.

"Iruka-sensei you found me, and I was only able to learn one jutsu. It's okay Mizuki-sensei told me about the secret way to become a Genin. So does that mean I pass now?" Iruka was to confused to reply.

"Mizuki said that if you steal the Sealing scroll you become a Genin?"

"No he said if I was able to learn a jutsu from the scroll that I would be able to become a Genin." Naruto said scratching the back of his head.

"And did you learn one."

"Yup!" Naruto said with a proud look on his face.

"Very good Naruto you pass now give me the scroll please." Said a voice behind them.

"Mizuki-sensei!" Naruto said thinking he would pass the Genin exam this time.


"You can open your eyes now Naruto." Said Iruka. Naruto opened his eyes, the bright sun made it hard to see but he could see his sensei in front of him without his headband on.

"Congratulations Naruto you pass!" Iruka said the battered and bruised Iruka, but he was smiling despite of his current physical condition. Narutos face lit up.

"Really sensei?"

"Yep now how about some Ramen?"

"Yeah!" Naruto shouted, "Can Harry and Eragon come to? I want to show them my new headband."

"Sure we can stop by your apartment on our way to Ichirakus, I'm sure they're worried about you."

Half an hour later the four of them were at Ichirakus talking about the day's events.

"So you can make Shadow Clones now?" Eragon asked his headband on his right upper arm.

"Yeah and I totally kicked Mizuki-sensei's ass!" Naruto said pumping his fist in the air. He still hasn't told them about the Kyuubi yet but it was only a matter of time Iruka thought.

"So you're a Genin now right?" Harry asked with hope in his eyes.

"Yup! And we are gonna go on the coolest missions!" Naruto shouted.

"Iruka-sensei do you know if we are going to be on the same teams?" Eragon asked.

"I don't know the Hokage is making up the teams this year so you guys just have to wait and see." Iruka didn't know if they were going to be on a team or not, he was going to get the list when he went to Hokage.

"Well you guys I have to prepare for class today it has been fun." He said as he got up. "Get a little rest you three you meet you team today. Just put everything on my tab though." He said to the owner.

"Alright fee ramen!" Harry shouted, this caused Iruka to immediately regret what he just said.


It was a bright afternoon at the academy everyone who passed was there. Naruto sat in between Harry and Eragon with his head on the desk hiding his headband.

"Hey Naruto what are you doing here? I thought you had to pass the exam to be on a Genin team." Shouted Kiba from across the room his dog Akamaru, who sat on his head, barked in agreement. Harry and Eragon just smirked as Naruto raised his head off the desk to reveal the headband that Iruka gave him. Kiba just looked flabbergasted. "How did a baka like you get that?"

"That's a secret dog lover." Naruto replied, just then Iruka walked into the room with a clipboard in his hand, a piece of paper with the teams on it was attached to it.

"Okay everyone please sit down." The classroom immediately responded, they were anxious to know who their teammates were. Even the lazy Shikamaru seemed to pay more attention than usual.

"Okay team one…." The trio sitting in the back decided to zone out for a few minutes until they caught their names.

"Team Seven, Potter Harry…" Harry sat up straighter his full attention on his sensei, Naruto and Eragon copied him. They all hoped to be on the same team.

"Uchia Sasuke, and Odori Ya. Your Jonin instructor will be Hatake Kakashi." The trio looked defeated they weren't on the same team. Not to mention Harry was stuck with the most arrogant and self centered kid around as a teammate. They would have to talk to the old man about this later.

"Team Eight, Doragon Eragon, Hyuga Hinata, and Aburame Shino. Your Jonin instructor will be Hayate Gekko." Eragon was a bit disappointed, he was stuck with two of the freaks of the class.

Hinata, he noticed, always seemed to blush when Naruto was nearby and she was always really quiet, he knew he could change the quietness. And Shino he was always so impassive he seemed like a statue most of the time, and he seemed to disconnect himself from everyone, all he knew about him was that he was always quiet.

"Team Nine," Iruka continued. "Inuzuka Kiba, Haruno Sakura, and Akimichi Choji. Your Jonin instructor will be Yuhi Kurenai." Naruto looked crest fallen when he knew he wouldn't be on a team with either Eragon or Harry he hopped against hope that at least he would be with his crush Sakura, but alas today was not a day for love.

"Team Ten, Nara Shikamaru, Yamanaka Ino, and Uzumaki Naruto-" Iruka was cut off by a voice in the back of the room, he didn't even have to look up to know whose it was.

"Great I'm stuck with lazy ass and loud mouth." Naruto said louder than he anticipated. Shikamaru just put his head down while muttering 'troublesome'. Ino however didn't take Naruto's comment as easily as he did.

"What did you say baka!?" she yelled back at him. Realizing his mistake Naruto tried to poor water on this fast building fire.

"I-I didn't mean it!" he said holding his hands in front of him as if to ward of Ino's anger. Ino turned back around still fuming.

"Team Ten your Jonin instructor will be Sarutobi Asuma." Iruka said trying to ignore the feud going on in his classroom.

"Team Eleven…" the trio in the back drowned him out now that they had the information they wanted and started conversing in whispers.

"Why didn't old man put us on the same team?" Eragon said a mix of anger and disappointment in his voice.

"I don't know but after this we are going to pay him a little visit." Naruto said with an evil eye turning his attention back to Iruka.

"Yeah he is going to pay for this crime." Harry said as he and Eragon also turned their attention back to their sensei.

"Those are the Genin teams this year any objections to these teams need to be taken up with the Hokage. Now everyone go have your lunch and be back here by twelve thirty to meat your Jonin instructor." When he finished Naruto, Eragon, and Harry jumped out of their seats and out the door, their destination; Hokages office.

It only took them five minutes to get into his office, they completely ignored the secretary and ANBU guards. Although this was a usual occurrence so neither of the two groups did much about it the only time they would is if the Hokage was in a important meeting.

"Hey old man!" the trio yelled simultaneously "Why weren't we on the same teams?" the three of them just realized that they were yelling at an empty chair. Naruto just hmphed.
"Okay since he isn't here, Eragon get a bucket, Harry string. We'll pull a double classic on him." Naruto said as he pulled out a whoopee-cushion from his pocket and continued to inflate it. Eragon and Harry went straight to work setting up the bucket above the store hanging it in front of the closed door in just the right way so when it opened it would poor its contents straight onto the victim.

Naruto had a simple job just put the fart imitator on the chair. When their trap was set they hid in the shadows and waited for their victim.

It was ten minutes later until the door opened, it opened a crack then stopped. The three held their breath hoping that he didn't notice the bucket. They let their breath go when he opened the door the rest of the way and the water in the bucket soaked the Kage.

"Ha, that's what you deserve old man," Harry said jumping from his hiding place. In truth Sarutobi did see the bucket he just wanted to give the kids the satisfaction of success.

"And why is that?" he said holding his arms up, giving him the image of a bird in mid flap, letting the water fall of his wet clothes.

"Because number one, you didn't let us be on the same team." Naruto said as he and Eragon also came out of their hiding places.

"And two," Eragon continued. "you weren't in here when you should have been." The man known as a Shinobi God was standing in front of his chair unaware of the whoopee-cushion he was about to sit on.

"You three must realize I have my reasons for putting you in the teams you are in. But you have to wait until after you meet your teams for me to tell you." He said.

"Okay but you better explain yourself when we come back." Eragon said in a little threatening tone.

"I promise you I will explain in full why I did what I did." The three found this a reasonable deal for now in a few hours, maybe less, they would find out why they weren't on the same team. With that they ran out of the office hoping to get lunch before they had to be back at the classroom.

"Hokage-sama, Hyuga Hiashi is here to see you." The secretary said through the closed door.

"Send him in." he replied still standing.

"Good afternoon Hokage-sama." Came the emotionless cold voice of Hyuga Hiashi.

"Good afternoon." He greeted back holding out his hand, Hiashi took his hand and shook it as the two sat down. Right when the Third sat down the, whoopee-cushion lived up to its name. The Hokage could do nothing but have a look of horror on his face, he seriously didn't expect this, the whoopee-cushion was even in plain sight.


Back at the academy Eragon, Naruto, and Harry were sitting next to each other waiting for their Jonin instructors to arrive.

"Team Nine your instructor has arrived." Iruka said as a woman wearing a short dress wrapped around with bandages, giving her the impression of a half wrapped mummy in a sense. Red eyes were accompanied by jet black hair.

"Team Eight, your instructor has arrived." Iruka said as Team Nine left and a sickly looking man with a cough walked into the room. He was dressed in usual Jonin attire.

"Great not only do I have weird teammates but my instructor looks like his about to keel over." Eragon mumbled to himself.

"Good luck." Harry and Naruto said as he got up and left with the Hinata and Shino.

"Team Ten your instructor has arrived. Asuma smoking isn't allowed in the academy." Iruka said looking up at the Sarutobi decedent. He wore the basic Jonin attire, on his face was a beard that made him look a little gruff.

"Sorry Iruka forgot," He said as he put the cigarette out.

"Where's our sensei Iruka?" Harry asked as his friend left with his team.

"If I know him Harry then you're going to be waiting here for a while." He replied as the last teams instructor came, excluding Harry, Sasuke's and Ya's of course.

It was two hours and Team Seven were the only ones left in the room. It was around this time when Harry put an eraser between the doorframe and the sliding door.

"You know he won't fall for that right Harry?" Ya said, leaning back in her chair.

"And why wouldn't it?" He asked still standing in the chair.

"Because he's a Jonin, he wouldn't fall for such a simple trap." She replied. It was then when the door started to open. A silver hair man with a mask over half his face, his forehead protection covered his left eye. Stuck his head through, when the eraser hit him on his head, puffing out chalk as it made contact.

Harry just laughed as hard as he could.

"Haha I can't believe you fell for that!"

'He fell for it? Are they sure this guy is a Jonin?' Sasuke thought. Ya just rolled her eyes at the laughing idiot.

The man just walked in the classroom.

"My first impression of this team, a bunch of idiots." He said, this caused Harry to stop laughing and glare at him, Ya also glared obviously didn't like to be insulted like that. Sasuke just looked away.

"Meet me on the roof in five minutes." Was the last thing he said before poofing away in a cloud of smoke.

END CHAPTER


A/N: Okay Since this chapter is kinda boring and not all that great I think I will put up the next chapter earlier than expected. The fith chapter though will have to wait a bit longer.