Episode 12: S.I. 2

"Hazuki Residence"

Fuku-san: RYO-SAN!!!! Where are my Playgirl Magazines?!?!?!?!?
Ryo-san:(From the kitchen) I don't know Fuku-san. Geez. You think I read that shit?

::Fuku barged into Ryo's room and took out all the drawers, trying to find the magazines::
::Suddenly a bunch of magazines fell onto the floor from the last drawer::

Fuku-san: AH HAH! Who are you trying to fool Ryo-san! Obviously not me 'cause I found my magazines and im gonna whoop your ass one day I swear!

::Fuku turned the magazines over and saw that it was Ryo's Playboy Magazines::
::Catching a glympse of the half-naked woman on the cover, Fuku felt something in his pants arise that he'd never imagined to feel by looking at a half-naked woman::

Fuku-san:(Frantic Whisper) Oh my God!

"Kitchen"

::Fuku darted into the kitchen::
::Ryo was putting up a lamp which hung over the kitchen table::

Fuku-san:(Trying to catch his breath) RYO-SAN!!! OH MY GOD RYO-SAN!!!

::Ryo ignored him with a bored look::

Fuku-san: I GOT A BONER!!!!
Ryo-san: Fuku-san please, I have work to do.
Fuku-san:... FROM LOOKING AT YOUR PLAYBOY MAGAZINES!!!!

::Ryo, in shock, dropped the lamp and shattered it on the floor::
::Everything had stopped. Even the wildlife outside had silenced::

Ryo-san:(Shocked) Your cursed...
Fuku-san: No curse. Im as scared as you are. I don't know why I got it from looking at a girl but I did and it's freaking me out too! Oh my God Ryo-san! I-
Ryo-san: SHHHHHH!!! SILENT! I have to see this.

"Ryo's Room"

::Ryo and Fuku sat on Ryo's Bed::
::Ryo popped in one of Fuku's Playgirl Tapes and sat down next to Fuku::

Ryo-san: Now your gonna watch this and im gonna examine your penis beneath your clothes to see if you've become straight. Ok? If you get a boner then your still gay.
Fuku-san: Yeah Ryo-san! That makes me feel REAL comfortable! Just eye my fucking penis will ya?!??!!
Ryo-san: SHHHHH!!! Your ruining the mood! Ok! HERE WE GO!

::Ryo pushed "PLAY"::
::The video began to play::
::Minutes went by of Ryo staring down at Fuku's Penis as he watched::

Fuku-san: Ummm... Ryo-san?

::Ryo starred at the penis, noticing that it wasn't going up::

Fuku-san: RYO-SAN! Your making me feel uncomfortable. Im not gonna be able to get horny if I have a noisy hawk eyeing down my penis!
Ryo-san:(Snapping out of the trance) O-Oh... u-u-ummm... s-sorry. I'll watch the video.

::Ryo watched, occansionally glancing down at Fuku's penis::
::A half an hour went by and NO boner::

Ryo-san:(Yawning) I can't believe I watched this gay shit for a half an hour. Maybe your sick Fuku-san? Go lay down. I know you can't become straight overnight.
Fuku-san: No it's not just overnight Ryo-san. I've been feeling kinda horny over girls for a couple of days now. Just never got a boner until today.
Ryo-san: We'll try again tommorow...

"The Next Day"

::Fuku strolls into the kitchen to find some Hot Pockets::

Fuku-san: RYO-SAN! Where are my Hot Pockets?!??! You didn't eat them did you?!??!

::Ryo was nowhere to be found::
::Fuku checked all around the house, then suddenly peaked into the bathroom and caught Ryo taking a shower behind the curtains::
::The Hot Pockets were on the toilet right in front of the shower::
::Fuku was soooo hungry and Hot Pockets were the only thing he could eat::
::He crept in slowly and starred up at Ryo as he was sneaking::
::Fuku's heart began to race::

Fuku-san:(Whisper) I can't take this.

::Fuku moved aside the curtain::

Ryo-san:(Screaming like a girl) AHHHH!!!!!
Fuku-san: AHHHH!!!

::Ryo shot shampoo into Fuku's eyes::

Fuku-san:(Holding his eyes in pain) HOLY SHIT!!!! MY EYES!!! AHHHH!!!!
Ryo-san: YOU GAY FUCKER!!!! OUT! OUT!!!!!

"Ryo's Room"

Ryo-san: IT WAS A TEST YOU MORON!!!! A TEST!
Fuku-san: I can swear to you im becoming straight Ryo-san! Just give me another chance!
Ryo-san: HELL NO! You lost all your chances! I placed those Hot Pockets there to see what you would of done, and you fucked up your chance big time! NO MORE CHANCES!
Fuku-san: PLEASE RYO!!! I'll give you all my Yu-Gi-Oh CARDS!
Ryo-san: Nuh uh!!!
Fuku-san: I swear on it!
Ryo-san: Ok! One more chance!

"One Hour Later"

::Fuku stood out in the hallway, waiting impatiently for Ryo to come out of his room::
::Ryo walked out wearing a long blonde haired wig, shimmering pink dress, fake boobs, and high heels::

Ryo-san: Ok... Test Number Three! Assemble!
Fuku-san: Say what?
Ryo-san: That means stand in front of me.
Fuku-san: Oh! Right!

::Fuku stood before Ryo::

Ryo-san: Relax Fukie Boy, your too tense. Now imagine me as a hott chik.
Fuku-san: That's not too hard to imagine. You already look like one.
Ryo-san: So! Still imagine. Imagine me... PAMLA ANDERSON!

::Fuku started laughing::

Ryo-san: Stop your giggling, im serious! You wanna become straight or not??!?!!
Fuku-san:(Chuckling) Y-Yes, p-please continue.

::Ryo holds his fake boob::

Ryo-san: Go on, grab it.
Fuku-san: Ummm... g-grab it?
Ryo-san: Go on you need physical reinsurance. Grab it.
Fuku-san:(Wierded out) Oooookkkkkkkk.

::Fuku poked it::

Ryo-san: You call that a grab... pussy boy!

::Fuku wrapped his whole hand around it::

Ryo-san: There you go! That's being a man! Rule Number One about guys Fuku-san... If a woman walks up to a guy and says "grab my ass", their gonna grab that piece of ass cake like there's NO TOMMOROW!!! And if a girl walks up to a guy and says "fuck me", their gonna fuck them 'til the break of dawn! See that's the thing about guys. We are lapdogs to the woman. If it's sexually, we do it. UNDERSTAND?!?!?!
Fuku-san: Ummmm... y-yeah I guess. So you want me to fuck you?
Ryo-san: NOOOO!!!!!!!! Goddamnit are you dumb or are you dumb??!?!?!
I don't want you to fuck me! Now... squeeze those boobs!

::Fuku squeezed Ryo's fake boobs::

Ryo-san: Feel anything?
Fuku-san: Yeah, the fake plaster of those boobs. How did you get these Ryo-san?
Ryo-san: No! I mean in your pants! Are you getting a boner??!
Fuku-san: Ryo-san! I can't get a boner feeling on you! You need to try harder! I need the real thing!

::Ryo thinks::

Ryo-san: Ine-san! Get over here for a second!
Fuku-san: NO! GOD NO! I mean like from a fresh, young girl.
Ryo-san: NEVERMIND INE-SAN! Ok... I got the perfect place we can go Fuku-san! Prepare to partay!

"Yokosuka Strip Club Entrance"

::Ryo walked up to a man outside::

Ryo-san: Two please. I have a friend.
Man: Whoa! Fuku-san! He's coming in this "FEMALE" Strip Club?!?!
Fuku-san: Yes... sure am.
Ryo-san: Oh come on man! He finally opened up his eyes for a change! You know???!?! Realized the beauty of woman!
Man: Ok Drama Queen, go on through.
Ryo-san: Thanks.

"Inside Strip Club"

Ryo-san: WELCOME FUKU-SAN! WELCOME TO PARADISE! See anything you like?
Fuku-san: That bar over there.
Ryo-san: NO MAN! Im talking about the women man!
Check out that hott babe over there! She's smokin'! You got a boner yet?
Fuku-san: Not yet.

::Ryo walked up to a stage and had Fuku look under a strippers skirt::

Ryo-san: You got a boner yet?
Fuku-san: Nope. Not yet.

::Ryo put his arm around Fuku::

Ryo-san: Got a boner yet?
Fuku-san: It's rising.
Ryo-san: FUKU-SAN!
Fuku-san: WHAT?!?!?!
Ryo-san: CONTROL YOURSELF!!!!
Fuku-san: Sorry! Sorry! IM TRYING HERE! GOD! It's not easy you know?!?!

::Ryo and Fuku sat at the bar::
::A girl walked up beside Fuku and sat down::
::She eyed Fuku and winked::
::Ryo hit Fuku with his shoulder::

Ryo-san:(Whispering) Now's your chance man. Make a move.
Fuku-san:(Nervously) O-Ok... hehehe.
Ryo-san: If it makes you feel any better, I'll whisper what you should say from behind. Ok?
Fuku-san: Thanks.

::Fuku turned towards the girl::

Ryo-san:(Clearing Voice and shielding his mouth) You have the most beautiful eyes girl. Did you get them from an angel?

::Fuku copyed what Ryo said to the girl in a nervous way::
::The girl laughed::

Girl: No sweety. Why do you ask?
Ryo-san: I just couldn't miss that lust, radiant shine that you let out tonight when you came across me at this bar.

::Fuku again copyed::

Girl: Awwww! Your SOOOOOO SWEET! I just wanna kiss you!

::The Bartender walked over to Ryo and handed him a Budweiser::

Ryo-san: So how much?
Fuku-san: So how much?

::The girl's eyes widened as she smacked Fuku across his face::
::She stood up and darted away angerly::

Ryo-san: So anyways... you have the most faluctuent body...

::Fuku turned around::

Fuku-san: She's gone asshole! I got smacked right across my face! Mainly because she probably thought I thought she was a prostitute! Thank's to you!
Ryo-san: Oh shit! Im sorry Fuku-san! I was asking for the price of this beer.
Fuku-san YEAH SURE! Im never gonna get a girl! Im always gonna stay gay! Thanks to you!!! Your a lot of help! Thanks for being a friend to me!

::Fuku walked away crying::
::The girl walked up to Fuku that was at the bar::

Girl: Sorry about that hunny. Did you mean how much was my drink so you could pay for it for me?

::Ryo stood behind the girl, nodding his head up and down::

Fuku-san:(Wipping the tears away) U-Ummm... yeah. I wanted to play for the d-drink. I j-just wanted to be nice.
Girl: Sorry about that. Your such a sweetheart! AWWW!!!

::The girl gave him a hug::
::Ryo danced in the background::

Ryo-san: Fuku's gonna get laid! YES! BY A GIRL! YES!
Girl: So you wanna come back to my place darling?

::Fuku froze solid::

Ryo-san:(Hiding in fake coughs) YES! YES!!!!
Fuku-san: Y-Yeah... I'd love to.
Girl: Excellent! Or we can just get one of these rooms right here in the club?
Ryo-san: YES!!! HELL YES!!! FUKU-SAN!
Fuku-san: Yeah... s-sure! I'd love to get a room right here!

::She took Fuku's hand and led him towards the rooms::
::Ryo gave Fuku a thumbs up as he was pulled::
::Fuku gave him a thumbs up back::

"The Club Room"

::The girl tossed Fuku on the bed and ripped off all of his clothes::

Girl: Ewwwww... naughty boy gonna get fucked like crazy tonight! YEEEHAAAWW!!!

::Ryo secretively picked the door and snuck in, hiding in one of the closets::

Girl: You wait right here while I get fixed up my sexy ape man!
Fuku-san: Hahaha... ok! Can't wait!

::Fuku heard something moving in the closet::
::He stood up, took his shoe and moved towards the closet::
::He swung it open::

Fuku-san: Alright! Who's there?!?!?!
Ryo-san:(Whisper) Shhhhhh!!! Fuku-san! It's me!
Fuku-san:(Shocked)(Frantic Whisper) RYO-SAN?!?!
Ryo-san: Yeah buddy. You can do it. Go for that pussy.
Fuku-san: Get out!
Ryo-san: Don't worry about me... I'll just watch.
Fuku-san: Im not gonna fuck knowing your watching Ryo-san!
Girl:(From bathroom) Baby! Who are you talking to!???!
Fuku-san: Ohhh... hehehe... n-nowone... j-just talking to me dick to make me even hornier!
Girl: Oh stop it sexy man!

::The girl opened the door::
::Fuku shut the closet quick and jumped back in bed::

Girl: Hey sexy! Let's go!

::The girl jumped on Fuku::
::The lamp next to the bed was knocked over and the room turned pitch black::
::Ryo opened the closet slowly and all he could hear was the sound of Fuku making out::
::He kneeled next to the bed and listened in::
::Fuku grabbed someone out of nowhere and bent them over the bed::

Fuku-san:(Whisper) This is for you Ryo-san. Im not gonna be gay a day longer.

::Fuku stuck his dick in the hole and moved back and forth::

Fuku-san: Yes! YOU LIKE THAT BABY! IM FUCKING YOU LIKE AN ANIMAL!!! ARGH!!! WHAT'S MY NAME GIRL!!! WHAT'S MY NAME!!! IM GAY NO LONGER!!! YES!!! IM FREE!!!
Girl: What are you talking about? Im all the way over here at the door trying to find the Light Switch?

::Fuku froze solid::

Fuku-san: Then who am I-?

::The girl turned the light on::
::Fuku had Ryo bent over the bed and had his dick in his ass-hole. Ryo was being sufficated by a pillow::

Girl: OH MY GOD!
Fuku-san: OH MY GOD!!!!

::Fuku took the pillow off::

Ryo-san: Thanks for fucking me in the ass bitch! I knew you could never be straight!
Fuku-san: It was an accident!!! NOOOO!!!!!!