Episode 13: S.I. 2

"Def Jam"

::A Black Male with long, baggy pants and a long, white T'shirt with gold chains hanging down from his kneck fled onto the stage in front of thousands of cheering Black People::

Man: Waddup ma' negros!

::The people cheered::

Man: I'd like to introduce, we all know 'em, the Hazuki Brothas!

::Ryo and Fuku ran up on the stage::
::Ryo had on a black Ecko' Hoodie and baggy pants::
::Fuku had gold chains all over him with a long black shirt and a gangster hoodie::

Ryo and Fuku: Wassup dawgs!

::The man handed the mic to Ryo::

Man: Drop it like it's hott dawg.

::Ryo turned towards Fuku::

Ryo-san: This flows directed to you Fuku-san...
RYO'S FLOW:

1.) Hey yo, hey yo, check it, check it! OH!
2.) Listen Fuku-san you gay ass bitch, 3.) there's something in my pants, oh! I think it's an itch!
4.) You'd like to see that itch on my dick, wouldn't you my homie?
5.) too bad my dick's locked up and saved for Nozomi.
6.) All you do is sit around thinking about guys,
7.) pondering on they're mo' fucking dick size!
8.) Yo Fuku-san you need to get a girl,
9.) 1. stick your head outcha' mo' fucking hole and realize there's a world!
10.) Fuku you done make me sick,
11.) all you do is sit at home waitin' to suck some dick.
12.) Im out and about gettin' some pussy,
13.) and not a man named Fuku-san who's a fuckin' wussy!
14.) Negro get yout ass on track,
15.) and stop fuckin' niggas from the back!
16.) PEACE!

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::The crowd cheered as Ryo tossed the mic at Fuku::

Ryo-san: Suck my balls homie! You can't fuck wit' this!
Fuku-san: I gotchu' ngg!
FUKU'S FLOW:

1.) Oh, oh, uh oh! Ryo's flow! It sucks ass, im sorry to say so!
2.) Ryo you go braggin' you have a large dick size,
3.) that's a lie, if God only tryed,
4.) to make your dick and everage size you fuckin' hick,
5.) because we all be knowin' your dick is 1.5 inches thick!
6.) You call me gay, I must say,
7.) let's go back to one Saturday around noon,
8.) when I caughtchu' undressing Lan Di in your room!
9.) You were so turned on, you just wanted to take a lick,
10.) hell you probably made that vengence bullshit up just to go suck his dick!
11.) You be stunned at my ryhmes so just sit back and sobe,
12.) im not the one who got bitched around by a Chinese Man in a black robe!
13.) You aint all that, all you do is take a nap.
14.) You can't rap, and you all be sittin' around waitin' to take a crap!
15.) So shut your ass up, you know who can flow the best song,
16.) im gonna go hit the bong, as you sit back all night long,
17.) knowin' that all that bullshit you just flowed was WRONG!
18.) PEACE my home dawgs!

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::The crowed cheered even louder for Fuku::

Fuku-san: What now biotch! Who's the best now!
Ryo-san: ngg please, I could bitch yo' ass any day!
Fuku-san: You got beef??!?
Ryo-san: Yeah hoe! The whole COW!

"Hazuki Residence"

::Ine-san sat at home and looked at Iwao's Picture::

Ine-san: Iwao, why did you have to pass away? I loved you so much.

::Ine-san shead a tear::

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INE-SAN"S SONG:

1.) Oh why, why did you have to leave me?
2.) Iwao, couldn't you of seen that we had the perfect family.
3.) But now that your gone, nothing seems to be going wrong,
4.) so now im going to get off my old ass and party all night long!!!!

CHORUS:
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::Ine-san went to the Yokosuka Bar to get drunk::

5.) Im finally single again, yes it's true,
6.) no more bitching, no more supplying, yes im through!
7.) Im going to get some liquor, some vodka, and some rum,
8.) and get a bunch of young boys to take me home and bang me like a drum!
9.) When you died Iwao I was depressed for a while,
10.) I weeped but then I realized my sad face turned into a smile,
11.) because I felt good for you Iwao, I wished you well,
12.) because I know your down there rotting in hell!!!!

CHORUS:

13.) YES! Im finally single again, yes im glad,
14.) Iwao used to hit me and bone me too hard, he made me mad!

::Ine-san got a gun and fired at people::

15.) I feel so free, I wanna kill everyone so they'll know, 16.) that im not just some wrinkly ass hoe!

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"Hell"

::Satan sat on his devil chair surrounded by flames as he overlooked hell::

Satan: Guards! GUARDS!

::Satan's Guards ran in front of his chair::

Satan: Bring forth Iwao, I need to speak with him.
Guards: But Master... Iwao has been gone for hours!
Satan: WHAT?!?!?

"Hell's Local Dairy Queen"

::Iwao and Marylin Monroe sat at a table eating a cone of Ice Cream::

Iwao: It's nice to have something cold once in a while down here.
Marylin Monroe: I know. Isn't it so romantic?
Iwao: Yeah. Im so glad I met you.
Marylin Monroe: Wasn't today suppose to be your day with the Devil?
Iwao: Oh come on! I don't have to spend every damn hour having sex with the clown!
Marylin Monroe: How 'bout we go to the castle and get a room?

"Satan's Castle"

Marylin Monroe: OH YES!!!!! IWAO!!! FUCK ME!!! FUCK ME!!!!

::Satan walked in::

Satan: GREAT FLAMING SALAMANDERS!!! IWAO!!!!!

::Iwao tossed the bedsheets off and saw Satan::
::Iwao had lipstick all over him::
::Marylin Monroe through her braw over her boobs, put on her underwear, and ran out of the room::
::Satan set flames to her underwear as she went out::

Satan: How could you Iwao?!??! Everything that we had!
Iwao: Satan! IM SORRY!

::Satan's eye watered::

Satan: I thought we shared something special together!
::Satan cryed and ran out of the room::

Iwao: SATAN!!!

::Iwao cought up to him::
IWAO'S SONG:

1.) Satan im so sorry for what I did,
2.) my relationship with Marylin was a secret a shouldn't of hid.
3.) She never compares to how good you are in bed,
4.) so can I make this up to you by giving you some head?

DEVIL'S SONG:

1.) Iwao don't even try to comfort me,
2.) you've already hurt me enough, can't you see?
3.) I thought you told me I was your ultimate bitch,
4.) so just leave me alone you nasty witch!

::Iwao rubbed Satan's back::

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IWAO'S SONG:

1.) Satan she was a singer and your the Devil,
2.) no matter how hard she tryed she could never match up to yout level!
3.) We shouldn't ruin our relationship over something so simple,
4.) are you just going to throw way that romantic drive down Fire Lane, the good times we have under the stars, or even when I twist your left nipple?

Satan:(Sniffling) Yes, those were some good times.
Iwao: See! Now how can you throw away that?

::Satan jumped on top of Iwao::
SATAN'S SONG:
1.) Your right! It's true!
2.) Nobody's better than you!
3.) Why am I being such a cry baby,
4.) im the Devil, so maybe,
5.) we can get back together and pretend this never happened some sort,
6.) and I'll take us to bed and get out the Flaming Pitchfork!
IWAO'S SONG:

1.) Oh Satan baby! I knew you'd come to understand,
2.) I could never find a sexier piece of muscle in this Flaming Land!
3.) I could never forget that time you went all the way up to heaven to get me those lillies,
4.) your the most adorable, power hungry man ever you little old silly!

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::The Devil felt his heart melt inside::
::Iwao and he hugged and made up::

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SATAN'S SONG:

1.) Im also a very sensitive man Iwao, I did it because I love you,
2.) I wanna get marryed, yes I do.
3.) I was waiting for the right time to say,
4.) and I believe the time to say would be today!
::Iwao smiled brightly, taking out a dildo::

Iwao: Let's fuck!
Satan: No Iwao! Is that all you think about?!?!? Is all you think about is sex?!?!? Im trying to be romantic here!!!

::Iwao put the dildo away::

Iwao: Oh my Satan Bitch, im sooooo sorry. I'll put it away for later. And you answer your sightful statement...
IWAO'S SONG:

1.) Hell yeah baby! I would love you get marryed!
2.) We could name our kid... what about Larry? SATAN'S SONG:

1.) No, Larry's too dull, try something scary!
IWAO'S SONG:

1.) How about Jacob, or James, and if it's a girl, how about Michelle?

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SATAN'S SONG:

1.) Oh come on Iwao baby, name them something evil, we're in hell!
IWAO'S SONG:

1.) I guess your right, afterall, the kid will take over Hell after your retired,
2.) it's gotta be a named that'll be admired!
SATAN'S SONG:

1.) I just got really horny over this baby thing,
2.) so why don't we figure this out later and take me to bed and make me sing!

::Satan winked::
IWAO'S SONG:

1.) Ok Satan! Off to bed!
2.) Let's have sweet, passionate sex before we wed!

::Iwao and Satan jumped in the bed::
::Satan roared and the bedsheets got warm::

Iwao: Charming as usual baby!
SATAN'S SONG:

1.) But Iwao, I just thought of something that might make you shout,
2.) but where will the baby come out?