Episode 14: S.I. 2

"Hazuki Residence"

::Ryo checked the Caller I.D near the 1. phone for Nozomi's Work Number::

Ryo-san: I can't believe I forgot her work number. I need to stop sniffing that Nail Polish, it's killing my Brain Cells.

::As Ryo searched, he came across a girls number on the I.D labeled: Hitga-san and it had Recent Message next to it::

Ryo-san:(Scratching his head) Who the hell?

::Ryo listened to the messages::

MESSAGE: Hey my sexy piece of ass! Im coming over tonight if that's alright with you? I really miss you and I love how you rub my back...

::Ryo's eyes grew big::

MESSAGE:... please call me tonight and let me know. I really miss you baby. Your body is sooooo fucking sexy!

Ryo-san: It can't be for Ine-san.

"Ine-san's Room"

::Ryo walked in and eyed Ine-san as she watered the plants in her room::

Ryo-san: Ine-san?
Ine-san: Yes? My Ryo Bitch?
Ryo-san: Please dont call me that. Does the name Hitga-san ring any bells?
Ine-san: Now that you mention it, a girl like that called last night. The message was cut short because someone picked up the phone halfway through it.

::Ryo thought::

Ine-san: Why don't you ask Fuku? Maybe it was for him?
Ryo-san: FOR FUKU-SAN?!?!? Oh my God! Get a life! It couldn't of been for him! He's gay for crying out loud! I'll ask...
"Outside of Fuku's Room"

::Ryo was about to knock when he heard the sound of Fuku moaning::

Ryo-san:(Disgusted) Oh my God...

::Ryo began to walk away when suddenly he heard a girl moaning too::
::He lunged back to the door and held his ear up to it::
::It sounded like Fuku and a girl moaning::

Ryo-san: Does Fuku make girl sounds when he moans? I gotta check this out.

"Outside"

::Ryo ran into his Next Door Neighbor's Yard and stood in front of Fuku's window. Just slightly so Fuku couldn't see him::
::He peered through but only saw two people moving under Fuku's Blankets::
::Suddenly Ryo heard a sound of something growling::
::He turned around and a viscous dog attacked his leg::

Ryo-san:(Trying to be quiet so Fuku qouldn't hear) Down doggy. DOWN! Off. Get off!

::Ryo tryed to shake the dog off::
::He took a hoe that was on the ground and started beating the dog with it::
::The dog let go and stepped back, beginning to charge for Ryo again::
::Ryo paniced and lunged through Fuku's window::
::He landed on Fuku's Bed::
::Fuku put his arms around Ryo::

Fuku-san:(With his eyes closed) How was I sweety?
Ryo-san: OH MY GOD!!! GET OFF ME!!!!

::Ryo stood up::
::Fuku screamed::

Fuku-san: Oh my Lord! Im so sorry Ryo-san! I didn't know it was you!
Ryo-san: Yeah fucking right you fag! You already got another dude under there! Why do you want me??!?!
Fuku-san:(Smiling) Oh Ryo-san, but it's not a dude...

::Ryo laughed::

Ryo-san: What is it? A monkey? HAHAHAAH!

::A hott, blonde haired girl with blue eyes popped out from under the bedsheets::
::Ryo stood speechless::The girl began making out with Fuku::
::Ryo stood there and starred, amazed at seeing Fuku make out with a girl::

Fuku-san:(Clearing his voice) Excuse me Ryo... could you please leave me and the lady alone for another hour or so? We have some buisness to finish.

::Fuku and the girl laughed::
::Ryo walked out, not being able to shut his mouth::

"One Hour and Sixteen Minutes later"

::Ryo sat in the kitchen::
::Fuku walked out in a bathrobe and escorted the girl to the door::

Fuku-san: I had a wonderful time baby.

::Ryo walked closer and listened in::

Girl: Me too. Maybe we can do it again sometime.
Fuku-san: Hahahaha... im looking foward to it.

::Fuku opened the door for her::

Girl: Call me!
Fuku-san:(Waving) I will!

::Fuku shut the door and walked up to the kitchen::

Fuku-san:(Briefly turning towards Ryo) Hey.

::Fuku made himself some coffee, having the happiest face any man could have::
::Ryo spent at least thirty minutes standing there watching Fuku drink his coffee and smiling brightly::
::Fuku seemed to not of noticed Ryo standing there the whole time, he was just in his own little world::

Ryo-san: Hey! Mr. Rogers! Wake up!

::Fuku continued to drink::

Fuku-san: Oh sorry Ryo, didn't know you were there.
Ryo-san: I think I need to know what's going on!
Fuku-san: I just had sex with the most beautiful girl in existence. What's too hard to understand about that?
Ryo-san: Well ummm... let's see... you were kinda GAY!!!!
Fuku-san: That's "were". Im a changed man now. Remember when I wanted to become straight that time we went to that club and I ended up fucking you? Well I've learned that gayness is just not meant for me. Im meant for something much greater than gayness.

::Ryo walked up to Fuku and knocked him on the head::

Ryo-san: THAT'S WHAT IM FUCKING TALKING ABOUT!!!! FINALLY GOD HAS AWOKEN YOU!!!!! GET YOUR STRAIGHT ASS UP! WE GOIN' TO MAKE YOU A PIMP FUKU-SAN!

"Downtown Dobuita"

Ryo-san: Hey dawgs. This is Fuku-san. My stepbro.

::Ryo's friends stood in front of him::

Friend: Hey yo Ryo, isn't that dude gay?
Ryo-san: He was, but now he's finally straight like us!

::Fuku waved::

Fuku-san: Hey guys!

::Ryo's friends surrounded Fuku and eyed him down::

Friend: His ass is still perky like a gay guy.
Fuku-san: And how would you know unless your gay?

::All the guys laughed::

Ryo-san: He does have a point. HAHAHA!

::Suddenly all of Fuku's friends come out of nowhere and walked in a straight line towards Ryo's friends::
::Fuku's friends were pink, fluffy shirts and tight, shimmering yellow pants::
::They all had gay lisps::

Fuku's friends: Hey! What are you doing with our guy!

::Ryo's friends stood in a line and crossed their arms tuffly::

Fuku-san: Go away guys! Im not gay anymore!
Ryo-san: You heard the man! Back the fuck off!
Ryo's friends: Yeah. Ya see this is how it goes down: your friend here is no longer a fag, so ummm... why don't you guys go off and have yourselves a little Gay Gang Bang or something.
Fuku's friends: Oh please you little silly willy!

::Fuku's friends flipped their hands at Ryo's friends and shaked their asses::
Fuku's friends: We have to much groove for you guys!

::They all squeeled::

Ryo-san: God help me. Why don't you guys go fuck yourselves!
Fuku's friends: With pleasure!

"Yokosuka Cloth shop"

Ryo-san: Let's do some shopping my main man.

::Ryo picked out some purple suits, shimmering jewlrey and some leather hats::

Fuku-san: I be pimpin' hardcore!
Ryo-san: Hell fucking yeah! Now we gotta getcha' a car!

::Ryo took Fuku and got him a purple and clack car with hydrolics::

Fuku-san: How are you able to pay for all of this?

"Hazuki Residence"

::Ine-san got her Platinum Master Card Bill::

Ine-san: HOLY SHIT!!!! RYO-SAN!!!!

"Yokosuka All Night Out Guys Club"

::Ryo and Fuku pulled up to the club, bouncing up and down from the hydrolics::

Fuku-san: This shit is kickin' Ryo-san!
Ryo-san: Your the man pimp on Yokosuka tonight Fuku-san! Haveyourself a blast man!

::They walk in::

Fuku-san: There's some fine looking girls here.
Ryo-san: Yeah bro. Wanna get layed tonight Fuku-san?
Fuku-san: Oh fo' sho!

::Ryo laughed::

Ryo-san: Then let's get to work!

::Ryo sat down at the bar with Fuku and eyed the girls::
::A couple girls came up to them and grabbed Fuku's hand and brought him to the dancefloor::

Ryo-san: Go ahead Fuku-san! Shake yourself for those girls!!!!
::Fuku danced like crazy::
::Soon more hott girls began to join Fuku-san, followed by more and more::
::Soon it seemed as if the whole club of girls were around him::
::Ryo soon began to get a little jealous::
::He went up there and tryed to start dancing with the girls but they all ignored him and focused on Fuku::
::Ryo felt left out and walked back over to the bar::

Ryo-san:(Mad and Jealous) That's it! If Fuku wants to be like that and take all the girls, im just gonna take them away from him!

"Outside the club"

::Ryo walked across the street to the phonebooth::
::He used the phone book and dialed the clubs number::

Club Manager: Hello?
Ryo-san: THERE'S A BOMB IN THE BUILDING!!! EVERYONE OUT!!! QUICK!!! A BOMB!!! YA HEAR ME!!!!

::Ryo hung up::
::He turned towards the clubs entrance and looked at his watch::

Ryo-san: Three, two, one...

::The doors busted open and everyone fled out onto the streets::

Ryo-san: HAHAHA! IT WORKED!!!

::Minutes went by and no Fuku::

Ryo-san: Where the hell is he?

::All of a sudden Fuku came out, locking a man by his arms that had a bomb attached to him::
::He tossed the man on the ground and knocked him uncontious::

Girls: Oh your soooo brave!!!

::Several girls surrounded Fuku::

Girls: You saved us! You saved us from that man with the bomb!!! Your sooo brave!!!

::Ryo stood with his fists balled and his face almost turning red::

Ryo-san: THERE WAS ACTUALLY A BOMB IN THERE?!?!??! GODDAMNIT!!!!
AND HE STILL ENDS UP WITH THE CHIKS!!! FUCK!!!
"Local Bar"

::Ryo sat at the bar, depressed and drunk Jack Daniels::

Bartender: Rough night?
Ryo-san:(Sniffling) I can't get no girls.
Bartender: Yeah, same here.

::The Bartender lifted up his shirt::
::Three nipples were exposed::
::Ryo choked on his drink::

Bartender: I know it sucks. So look at me. I work at a bar when I should be out getting layed. Oh well, that's my life for you. Just be grateful for what you have.
Ryo-san: I have nothing. Everything is ruined.

::Fuku sat next to Ryo out of nowhere::

Fuku-san: Vodka On The Rox. Thanks.
Ryo-san:(Depressed tone) What are you doing here?
Fuku-san: I saw you come in here. What's wrong?
Ryo-san Don't talk to me. There's no way you could possibly know.
Fuku-san: Is it because of all those girls?
Ryo-san: Hell no! I can get many girls!
Fuku-san: Then why aren'st you out there getting them instead of sitting in here being a little crybaby and getting drunk?
Ryo-san: BECAUSE LIFE SUCKS THATS WHY!!!!

Old man:(Three chairs down) Hell yes!
Fuku-san: I thought you wanted me to be straight and not gay?
Ryo-san: Why dont'cha just go back to how you were. It'd make things a whole 'lot better.
Fuku-san: You once told me Ryo how I needed to be free, and how I was too sucked into what I thought was best for me.
Ryo-san: Yeah yeah yeah. Bartender! I want another Jack Daniels!
Fuku-san: You told me that you could see something inside of me that was just dying to come out. You just knew. And know your sitting here just losing hope. I pity you Ryo-san. All those lectures you gave to me, all those things you put up with and I was too blinded to see, and now your just giving up and sitting here getting drunk off your ass!
Old man: HELL YES!!
Fuku-san: Psh... if your gonna do that shit, then you not the brother I thought I had.

::Fuku got off the chair and began to walk out::

Bartender: You know he's right.
Ryo-san: Shut up! You don't even know what we're talking about!
::Ryo thought hard::

Ryo-san: FUKU-SAN WAIT!!!

::Fuku stopped::
::Ryo ran up to Fuku, stumbling over and almost hitting a chair::

Ryo-san: Sorry I got a little buzz.
Fuku-san: I can see that.
Ryo-san: Fuku-san! I thought about it! Your right! What am I doing here?!?! This is not for me?!?!? This is not what I imagined I would turn into.
Fuku-san: Then don't turn into it!
Ryo-san: Your right!
Fuku-san: Hey, and if it makes you feel better, you should dress pimp too! It might get you as many girls as I had.
Old man: HELL FUCKING YES!!!!

::The Old man choked on a olive and died::

::Ryo and Fuku both dressed pimp and went clubing that night::
::They got along good and got several girls each::

Ryo-san: You know Fuku-san, I can get used to partying with you every night from now on.
Fuku-san: Yeah! Me too!
Ryo-san: HECK YA!!! PARTAY ALL NIGHT LONG EVERY NIGHT!!!
Fuku-san: Damn straight!!!!