A/N I own nothing Harry Potter owned by JK Rowling and publishers Bloomsbury, Scholastic Press, Allen & Unwin, Raincoast Books and Doctor Who owned by BBC IF I did Ginny would have died in the Chamber and I would have a dalek prop to drive around
A/N 2 Contains bashing of Weasels Dark Meddlesome Plot Twist Dumbledore Helpful Goblins Crazy Robots CRACK FIC!
A/N 3 DON'T LIKE IT DON'T READ IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"My Lord Mr. Potter demanded to see you as soon as the process was complete," said an out of breath Skullcrusher.
"King Ragnarok it has been a long time centuries in fact," I said.
"Yes it has, Mordred it seems the Bumbler is it trying to manipulate again time and space again and undermine your father's efforts again" Said the metallic voice the lights come up revealing a Very Old Cybernetic enhanced goblin.
"Ragnarok... What has happened to you?" I asked.
"The Bumbler banished most of us off world to a clone earth because we tried to introduce advanced technology to this backwards society to bring it ahead of the muggles of this world by thousands of years. That was a thousand years ago the planet was banished to the edge of the universe. To the beginning of time, that it took us millions of years. When we returned, we were not goblins, not mondosians as we later called our selves because the planet was called as Mondas. But men made of metal we were then known and feared throughout the universe as the Cybermen," recited the King from memory.
"So then how did your species survive because if I remember right," I said.
Flashback:
We just sitting down to dinner in dad's castle when dad looked out the window in shock and ran out back with mom and me and my twin sister hot on his heels. Then we all look up and there is an upside down earth hanging in the sky. I look toward the my left side to see my dad's face only to see him run off to the Tool shed muttering BUMBLER then look to my right to look at mom to notice her following dad into the Tool shed murmuring Stupid Meddling old man. However, my twin and I headed for the broom shed thinking that Bumbler most prized student has to be somewhere on this planet. We decided let dad fix the Bumbler's disaster.
Two simultaneous moaning grinding noises were heard then both buildings disappear
End Flashback
"Now what happened on Mondas when dad and mom arrived," I asked Ragnarok.
"Here I will try to broadcast it on the screen" said the old goblin as spark are seem shooting out of the Kings crown down cables and out of sight then all the sudden it appears on the screen.
Flashback
Moaning Grinding Noises then thud and two people walk out of what appears to be a clock tower next to a very old almost ancient building.
"What now Merlinus?" asked Mom looking around.
"First we must find Ragnarok and see what is going on and I smell a weasel they are always around where bumbler is involved," said Dad leading on towards the ancient building.
They continue to the building toward the ancient building unknowingly tripping security sensors no sooner does that happen then Cybermen and an ancient looking wizard wearing what looks like ancient headphones surround them.
"Merlinus and the lovely Delvina master warned me you might try to stop us and save another species from my masters will," said the ancient wizard.
"So the Bumblers first genetic experiment that survived Weasel the Thief the founder of the most hated and despicable house of Weasley, "said Dad.
"Ah so you know my name, seize them!" Shouts Weasel and the Cybermen move in.
"Honey, try to summon the headset that must be what is controlling them," said Dad drawing his sword and entering battle.
"Accio Headset!" Screams Mom ducking around spells and weapons fire.
As the headset breaks, free with wires and connections trailing behind as it is pulled out of Weasel literally tearing him apart in a shower of gore!
The headset comes to life trying to find someone with which to bond.
"HONEY LOOK OUT!" Shouts my Mom ducking.
Dad spun around cutting the mad device in twine causing the Cybermen to deactivate.
"Now that this shit is over where do we find Ragnarok and go home?" asked Mom clearly tired from exertion.
"Probably in the building we were about to enter, "said Dad leading on through the door way only for lights to come up once inside revealing hundreds of scared creatures crowded into one room.
"So these are the survivors of the once great goblin race of earth some of the greatest Techno magic minds of all time thanks to old meddling Time lord yet you survive now where is your king?" asked Dad.
"He is sealed in a chamber below this building," said one braver goblin.
"Please led me to it," asked Dad to the brave goblin.
"Follow me please," spoke the goblin leading through tunnels that got newer and more advanced the lower they were till got to a pair of metal doors.
"Let me run a scan, simple minded wizard," mutters Mom.
"Alohomora," said Mom then the doors part letting out a plume of fog.
"Ragnarok are you in there are you alive?" asked Dad into the darkness.
"It is I Merlinus I have come to help!" stated Dad.
Hearing nothing Dad enters the chamber as the lights come up revealing an ancient goblin barely alive connected to equipment to keep him stable yet unconscious.
"Delvina, look at his crown have we not seen something similar to that outside on those metal men," asked Dad.
"Yes, look there is a thick bundle of cable leading off it to one of computers along the wall!" answered Mom.
"Good, now to find that computer," mutters Dad excitedly following the wire bundle.
"Found it, Button where is the button ah there it is," states Dad pushing the button and a loud gasp is heard.
"Where am I, who is there?" asked a tired old goblin voice.
"It is I Merlinus," said Dad.
"And Delvina," quips Mom.
"Merlinus …Delvina," speaks the old goblin trying to sit up well its eyes attempt to adjust to the light.
"Don't attempt to sit up old friend you have been asleep for a long time," said Dad going to his friends side.
"Merlinus if you are here something is wrong!" stated a very aware goblin king.
"Yes it is my friend use your connection to the planet use it to bring your brethren home then sort through the system Weasel must have had the scientists build some way for your planet to travel undetected," Stated Dad in a hurry.
"Yes, My Friend I have found it Mass Fidilius Charm Generator beginning NOW," shouts the king as sparks shoot out of the wires along the floor as lights go haywire throughout the chamber.
"Now King Ragnarok we have work to do," states Dad clearly pleased.
"That we do Merlinus that we do," replies a tired king.
End Flashback
"So that is what happen that night well I was stopping that stuck up Doctor in the Antarctica," I said thinking back
Flashback…
Moaning Grinding Noises then thud and a younger looking Mordred and a strange Purple haired woman appear out of an out old style snow cat in the middle of a storm.
"Ah the Antarctic this place reeks of bumblers stink all over it now where is the space time beacon that has drawn the Doctor to finish his old teachers work," said Mordred how to get through ice and snow toward to the beacon signal
"Ugh Bumblers not again," said the strange women
"Yes, again dear sister that meddling idiot can't leave our family alone," said Mordred.
"Cαt we are in need of your skills!" the cats like robot hovers out of the snow cat.
"Yes, master and mistress what do you need?"Asked Cαt
"There is beacon signal around here we must be near it but cannot navigate in this storm to find it can you lead us?" asked Mordred.
"Yes, Master!" spoke the robot leading off through the storm.
After what seems like forever, they find what looks like a kind of bird carved out of pure ice with snow that once concealed it spread around it with a familiar old blue police box nearby.
"So this is Bumblers beacon a weasel it fits seeing how he gets involved in everything," spoke the woman in disgust
"That sis is true now there has to a chip concealed inside there has to be a way to get it" spoke Mordred pondering.
"I know how to get it," spoke the strange woman.
"CαT melt it pleases," asked the woman.
"Yes, Mistress Burn hah burn," said the robot flames starting to shot out its nose
"Well damn may have been programmed a little too psychotic," mutters Mordred looking at the crazy robot elf
"Yeah, Just Maybe a bit!" said the purple haired stranger.
"Master Mistress, it is done," said Cαt.
We look and there is a 12 foot deep crater with Cαt hovering at the bottom with what looks like a gold coin next to it, "Master Mistress I found the beacon should I burn it , I like Burning things Fire Burn" said an absolute nutty robot
"Not a little too psychotic criminally insane after all it was a gift from grandfather" said Mordred shaking his head in amusement
"God I love grandpa Davros but way to crazy" spoke the woman laughing
"That's for sure," said Mordred.
"Now Cαt lock on signal and pump a feedback loop through the beacon network that so it will destroy Bumblers communications network with his minions for years to come," said Mordred.
"Yes Master Exterminate Network, " Said Cαt ears spinning like radar dishes as a red ray shots from one of its eyes sending the loop well the other eye sending a destructive blue ray destroying the gold coin.
"Grandfather made us an excellent the pet" said Mordred cackling
"Yeah," said strange woman
"Back to the Tardis to send Dad the signal and let the doctor's history follow its due course, come on Cαt," said Mordred heading back the way they came
"Ok, come on Cαt," said the purple haired woman following Mordred.
"Coming Mistress" said Cαt hovering up to follow
Therefore, they make it back to the Tardis (Snow cat) and get inside.
"Cαt patches us thru to Ragnarok's chamber," said Mordred.
"Yes master," said Cαt hovering to the central computer and manipulating switches and controls.
"Master, Mistress I have patched us through" Said a sparking Cαt.
"Dad we were successful in finding the beacon," spoke the strange woman spoke to the screen
'We also destroyed bumbler's network but the Doctor beat us here so we did not get involved we all know he needs to regenerate it will mellow him over time" said Mordred to the screen
"Yes you are both right your mother and I will see you both at home there is a lot to still do here," said Dad
Moaning Grinding Noises start and the snow cat fades from the ice cap.
End Flashback
"Now that I know what happen on the your end here is what happened in along with your parents they helped me restore my control of Mondas and my people integrated back into earth history changing and altering events as they should be had the Bumbler not meddled" said Ragnarok
"So that means we are on Mondas correct?" I asked]
"Yes" said Ragnarok as the room brightens as the sun shields lower revealing the outside world
"So what I cannot remember is who that woman I was with is all I remember is that I called her sister." I asked
"I don't know who that is remember I met your family years ago mostly dealing with yours parents," said Ragnarok
"Now, how the hell did I ended a year old again and living with that damnable family" I asked
"Bumblers bastard son and his minions attacked intent on robbing his remaining regeneration for himself and your mother's genius. Nevertheless, Bumblers had already been there and tricked your parents into making you use the chameleon arch to convert you to human. Force fed you a potion turning you to an infant and tricked your parents into fleeing earth having tampered with your fathers Tardis leaving Doppelganger's in the place. There for he attacked killing you are so called parents and leaving you with a scar on your forehead," said Ragnarok
"But who left me with Dursleys" I ask getting aggravated
"The Doctor in his sixth incarnation left you on the door step" said Ragnarok
"Now I have to match wits with two meddlesome time lords I am sure Dad and Mom Left stuff behind to help!" I said
"Yes I am sure they did place your hand against the by the screen and we shall see!" said Ragnarok
I walk to the wall and the screen light up with all sorts of data:
Name: Mordred
Age: 845
Race: Time Lord
Birth: Unknown
Siblings:
Name: Morgana
Age: 845
Race: Time Lady
Status: Missing
Birth: Unknown
Parents:
Name: Merlinus
Age: 1550
Race: Time Lord
Status: Lost in Time
Birth: Unknown Death:
Delvina
Age: 935
Race: Kaled
Status: Lost in Time
Birth: Unknown Death:
Merlinus Family Vault Complex #MX01
Contains:
Gallifrey: Vault #M03
Established: Unknown
Funds: Infinite
Items:
One pocket watch
Various treasures and books from throughout the universe
One Mark Infinity Tardis
Properties;
Planets:
Gallifrey: Hidden in time
Kaled: Vault #M
Funds
Tons Precious Metals and Gems
Items:
Various Pieces of Science and medical equipment of unknown origin
Billions of creatures in suspended animation
Books
Billions of tons of unknown alloys and electronics
Two Cryogenic Units
(#1 Humanoid Female)
(#2 Contents Unknown)
Properties;
Planets;
Skaro: Hidden in time
Bumbler: Vault #M01
Established: Unknown
Funds: Infinite
Items:
Various Books and Genetic Samples from throughout the universe
One Mark ten Tardis (None Functional)
Properties:
Planets:
Mondas
Weasel: Vault #M02
Established: Unknown
Funds: Infinite
Items:
Various Treasures from throughout the universe
Properties:
Weasels Den Palace
"Dam they left me enough but Siblings where the hell did that…MORGANA that was who I was with that day was my twin sister." I mused lost in memories.
"Two Cryogenic units one containing a humanoid female…..IT MUST BE HER," I said in shock
"BRING ME THAT CRYO UNIT!" I demanded
"You heard him go retrieve it," said Ragnarok causing Griphook to run out real quick.
"Now that the retrievals under way!"
"Bumblers and Weasels Vault why does that appear here?" I asked
"Right of Conquest and mostly it was robbed from you to begin with!" said Ragnarok
"Now what to do you want about the earth vaults and the theft also that marriage contract," asked Skullcrusher
"Close the vaults reclaim everything including what has been spent or so called lost in time move it all to Vault complex #MX01 then bring me that pesky marriage contract" I commanded.
"As Mordred wishes it shall be done" Two voices chant
AN 4 WHINING IS NOT TOLERATED You have been WARNED!!!!!!!!!!!REVIEW PLEASE!!!!!!