A/N I own nothing Harry Potter owned by JK Rowling and publishers Bloomsbury, Scholastic Press, Allen & Unwin, Raincoast Books and Doctor Who owned by BBC IF I did Ginny would have died in the Chammber and I would have a dalek prop to drive around
A/N 2 Contains bashing of Weasels Dark Meddlesome Plot Twist Dumbledore Helpful Goblins Crazy Robots CRACK FIC!
A/N 3 DON'T LIKE IT DON'T READ IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A/N 4 WARNING MALFOY AND SNAPE DEATH AHEAD I hate them
Back on Earth…………..
Hogwarts:
Various books, knick-knacks, clothes, and a certain invisibility cloak start vanishing from a certain headmaster's office.
Elsewhere in the dungeons rare expensive potions ingredients seem to break to atoms.
In a certain potions master room stockpiles of naughty books, various potions including cauldrons of anus tightening potion, cauldrons of Sore Throat Elixir and various experimental Dumbledore repellents in different stages of testing everything vanishes.
Up in a very smoky tower a certain divination teacher is pleasuring herself thinking of a particular half giant with a giant magical toy that goes poof as well as all the other elicited equipment fold in on themselves ceasing to exist all over Hogwarts caches of gold started to vanish.
Burrow:
The Place Ceases to Exist including a stash of Slut restoration, gene stability and various other potions and Percy because he was home making himself lunch.
Malfoy Manor:
Three huge explosions of gore happen all in the room under the drawing room floor. Let just say no more ferret or no grease bastard or pompous father. After this happens there is a spontaneous party led by a happy drunk Mrs. Malfoy and dancing house elves.
All over Europe and Asia.
Massive caches of gold melt as if returning to earth.
Various Slytherin wizards wonder why all the sudden their asses are burning and cannot figure out why.
Front gates of Hogwarts:
The Weasley family appears via portkey with a bound and gagged Hagrid only for a cloud to surround them and all you can here is various guttural noises. A few explosions occur inside the cloud. When the Cloud disappears, there are piles of gore where Ginny was standing. Ron is just gone broken down to the matter that made him up, now Molly is almost feral and diseases riddled looks like a human cow crossbreed. Arthur looks like he is 90 with blood running from his neither region, Fred and George seem the same but their walking furry man weasels and with same issue as the father explosive genitals. THEIR ALL NAKED!
Old shack somewhere Little Hagleton:
An old ring contacting things dastardly vanishes leaving the dastardly things behind wish do not survive long
Somewhere in Knockturn alley in a place called Lady Dominix"
Clothes from a closet and a certain wand vanishes from a table
Romania:
Voldemort is still there as a gas cloud
Charlie just vanishes in misstep
Egypt:
Bill breaks to sand trying in vain to continue his traitorous family with some cheap whore he found down at the market
In addition, for the good of the cosmos consider the Weasley infestation erased with separate gory explosion killing any that have survived removing every stinking sliver of their D.N.A. from existence.
Somewhere in the bowels if Gringotts:
"Now that all the saleable have been sold with funds being returned now this is what is left," said goblin overseer #1
"God what fuck is half this shit" said goblin #1 looking at the piles of sex toys.
"I do not know but how many sex books do you need, Damn" said goblin #2 looking at the pile of at least 2,000 books
"But a book of vivid moving drawings of Young Malfoy, Lord Mordred, and Snape in various acts are great can I keep it?" asked strange goblin #3 daydreaming.
"Exterminate" a shot came killing goblin #3 and destroying the book.
Goblins #1 and #2 notice a shape hiding in the shadows with a strange blue glowing orb floating in it. "Gets back to work," speaks a distinctly creepy voice in the darkness.
"God damn who need all these genetics potions," said disgusted goblin #4 looking at the millions of cauldron's.
"Weasley's," said the creep voice in the shadows.
"Who needs anus tightening potion, Sore throat elixir, and Dumbledore repellent" said weird out goblin #5 looking at thousands of them.
"Snape, he is a whore," said goblin #1.
"And he is Dumbledore's favorite toy" Chorused the other two goblins.
"Back to work, Obey," Said the creepy voice coming a little out of shadow revealing a distinct shape of a peppershaker.
"What to do with the remaining crap," mutters goblin #6 looking at piles of adult toys and potions.
"We what we should do with the crap is leave it up to Lord Mordred but the potions sell them to the highest bidder and return the profit to his vault" goblin overseer #2.
"Overseer to King Ragnarok" said the goblin to a communication device.
"Receiving, here let me patch you through," said a monotone voice.
Mondas…Ragnarok's Chambers
"Cyber controller a lower life form is trying to contact you from are base on earth" said an emotionless voice that reverberated through the room.
"Patch it through to the screen," said Ragnarok.
"My lord I have all this waste left over from the mass recall and wish to ask Lord Mordred what to do" said a rugged goblin on the screen.
"Mordred?" asked Ragnarok.
"X I know mother left you down there you know what to do" I spoke to the screen said.
Earth….Gringotts Bowels
"Exterminate them" spoke Mordred's voice through the communicators
"I OBEY" spoke a creepy voice revealing itself hovering out of the shadows revealing a gold dalek.
"Exterminate" spoke Dalek X shooting flame at the pile.
"My Lord it is done," said the overseer into the communicators.
Mondas…
Ragnarok chambers
"…done" said the goblin on the screen then it goes back to showing continual Binary figures.
"My Lord I have the cryo unit," said Griphook entering followed by a hover dolly holding it.
"Good, now Mordred if you would check if it is her then encode the release to begin the release process," said Ragnarok
"Give me a minute here," I said walking over to it knocking off ice on the door.
"It can't be…Morgana it is you!" I said looking into the sealed unit door revealing a green eyed purpleish black haired woman.
'Release control where are you,' I thought walking around the unit looking for it
"Ha ha found it," I said locating the control and activating the sequence.
After awhile sequences of hisses are heard as, the unit opens with Morgana stumbling out.
"Wha…..who…huh…where am I?" said Morgana readjusting trying to figure out where she is.
"You are on Mondas Sis in Ragnarok's chambers it has been at least ten years since I have seen you," I said uncertain of what Morgana is feeling.
"Mordred, wait a minute last thing I remember is the night bumblers attacked and fleeing in the Tardis to our families vault complex next thing I remember is waking up here," said Morgana
"Lord Ragnarok is there any footage of the complex from that time frame?" I asked wondered out of concern.
"No unfortunately the footage is somehow missing," said Ragnarok.
"This stinks of something funky going on here" I said
"Now Morgana are you ok till we finish business here some stuff will shock you," I asked to make sure
"Yeah, I will live but I need a shower and damn do I need to get laid," said an obviously horny Morgana
"Mordred, you have not gotten any since that whore in rome 30 years ago so your one to talk," said a cheeky Morgana.
"Ok…..."I said clearly embarrassed with a huge sweat drop on my brow.
"Back to the business at hand, Please!" said a clearly out of place Ragnarok.
"Now with that finished here is what is left of the marriage contract," said a Ragnarok holding a Ziploc full of ash
"What, Dad never signed any marriage contract that means….Bumbler!" said Morgana reading the screen.
"Ignore her" I said trying to continue
"So something happened during the reclaim to void the contract?" I asked wondering what happen
"BUMBLER STOLE HOW MUCH…4 TRILLION GALLEONS, " said Morgana in shock.
"Shut up Morgana," I said trying listen
She sticks her tongue out at me.
"Yes, one potion reclaimed was Gene stability from the Weasley hovel as well as the entire dissolved potion in their blood stream causing most of the gene pool to dissolve, explode, mutate, or vanish," said Skullcrusher looking over the screen understanding what they mean
"The one you were meant to marry all that was left of her was her mutated screaming head from what our hogsmeade agent described," said Griphook looking at the screen also
"Mordred can you not read the data on the screen yourself" asked a tiring Ragnarok
"Yes just a little rusty…Morgana this might interest you read with me!"
"Ok now… Mother Weasel became a cow creature," said Morgana laughing
"Twin sons turn into furry creatures," I said
"Father Weasel aged looks like WHAT SHOW US A PICTURE……………" We said reading the screen with shock!
A/N 5 WHINING IS NOT TOLERATED You have been WARNED!!!!!!!!!!!REVIEW PLEASE!!!!!!