Chapter 104: The Menace of Dagoth Ur

Authores Ntoes: THis is another filler chapter so you can skip this one. ALso I forgot to mentioned before but chapter 7 was a filler chapter. Anyway so I based this episode a bit on that episode of the 1978 Fantastic Four which I think is a prety cool show. In that Magneto comes to the Fantatic Four headquaters and gets them to rob a bank or seomthing but the ending is realy lame cause he is beaten by a woden guned. So I thinked I whould I make that episode as a Skyrim quest. SO I did and had a famous elder scrolls bad guy try to take over the Dragonborns and Stormclocks. Can you guess which one?

P.S I wil not be ale to write anymoare capters for a bit cause my compture will be in repair cause the sceen got messed up. I don't know why but I was epermaenting with glitch pokemon in a game of Pokemon Yellow and think one of them infected my compute with then Q or female symbol virus or soemthing.

In a quite area of Skyrim things were about to get loud and dangerous. Here a strange and silent horse and rider aprochered a simple small stable. THe stalbe hand was the shcoked at this "It's flying without making a sound not even the sound of hoves and what kind of horse flys!?" and then the rider was sean and it was muclure Dark Elf Man with a strange mask on. So the stable hand stood next to him and sayed "what can I do for you sir" and the man who is Dagoth Ur sayed "tell me how to reach the famous Palace of Kings". The stable boy sayed "it's a long way from here you better put your horse in the stable for rest" he wanted to get a beter look at the hose this is why he said this to Dagoth Ur. But Dagoth Ur is not impressed "What a fool you are! Nobody tells me what to do! Regarles rest is for lesser men I'm a GOD what part of me requires rest!" and the stable boi sayed "you're putting me on! Every eyebody needs to hit the hey once in a while" and Dagoth Ur demanded "You witless young fool! What a grand and intoxicating innocence this is no every horse and nobody my dare controdict me for when they do I get angry!" and he used he god powers to burn the barn and destroy horses and cause cahos "and when I get angry things begin to happen" and he caused more destraction. So the stableboy was saying "not it's unpossible" and Dagoth Ur sayed "to me nothing is impossible! and if toy stil don't belaive me!" and the Stable Boy sayed "I bleaive you! I belaive you no more I yeild I yeild" and Dagoth Ur sayed "Then stand aside! For I grow bored with this charade! How simple it is to install fear into the hearts of mortal men!" and Dagoth Ur left saying "but I have caried long enough. I need not waste my power on others when it is time for the Dragonborn to tramble before the mence of Dagoth Ur".

A short time later Dagoth Ur had reached the hart of Windhelm and but there is mass of pepole and traffic. Somone chick asked he husband what Dagoth Ur's and his hores are doing asn he sayed "I don't know this must be some kind of advertimsent" and Dagoth Ur was loking at the Palace of Kings and sayed "here it is the Palace of Kings where my intented targets are meeting the Dragonborn and the mongeral dogs of the impreal blades". But Dagoth Ur loked at the streets and sayed "but the streets are too croweded" but he cold esaisly get around this and Dagoth Ur got his horse to fly over the mass crowds "Let others waste their in crowds and the flthy streats! Let the stare in amazment in the shocked and starled eyes! Dagoth Ur is a law on to himslef! What Dagoth Ur wills Dagoth Ur does" Dagoth Ur demanded.

Dagoth Ur parked his horse infront of the place of Kings and some guard sayed "hey you can't parky your horse there! The signs says no horses infront of the impreial palace" and Dagoth Ur sayed "the very sight of the sign offends me! And whatever Dagoth Ur finds offfensive must always be DESTROYED!" and he caste the sign to the grown with his pwoers.

Meahile

Hogni the Furious and Sigard the Slayer and Lydia and Ulfric were having a meeting with the blades to resovle their past quarrel over Hogni refusing to kill Paarthunax. Ulfric had wanted to get this resolved before Ullynush cold arive and Sigard the Slayer had already got his men over but Ulfric wanted to show his leadership skills by resolving this issoe before she arived. Hogni was saying that he will never kill Paarthunax and the blades will just have to live with it. this was feaus debate but than the messneger came up and sayed "Hogni there is somone called Dagoth Ur who is demandeding to speak with you" and Hogni the Furious sayed "Dagoth Ur?! I don't know anyone by that name. Tell him we're busy" and so a guard sayed to Dagoth Ur "I'm sorry but their too busy right now" and Dagoth Ur sayed "no one is to buzy to see Dagoth Ur" and the Gaurd sayed "STOP WHAT ARE YOU DOING. that door is lock for the meating" and Dagoth Ur sayed "pehaps this will change you mind!" and flung the doors open "stop what are you doing" sayed the guard and Dagoth Ur sayed "i am proving that nobody can deny Dagoth Ur!". The guard was socked "You made the door obey you with just a wave of your hand who are you!" and Dagoth Ur sayed "I am Dagoth Ur! I answer do none!" and he slamed to door in the face of the guard with his powers.

"Who are what are you doing here" demanded Ulfric and Dagoth Ur said "I am Dagoth Ur the head of the 6th house". THen one of the Stormclocks said "what does this grayskin want" and Dagoth Ur sayed "sialnce that insolant fool" and Ulfric and Sigard and Hogni agreed that they would niot silanec one of their own but Dagoth Ur sayed "indeed but it will not be your team much longer for Hogni they call you the Dragonborn but i am a living god! I am far more powerful than you!". Than Dagoth Ur sayed "if you think this is but an idol bost remember that I am a god! I have abosulte power unmatched by noone!" and he used his powers to cause all kinds of disastros but in fomrs of epic pranks created with his magic powers. "I trust i have sastfacitually demistrated my point" Dagoth Ur bosted but if you still require moar convising" and then Dagoth Ur did moare epic pranks with ihs god powers! "How sweet it is to be a god! There is no limit to the things I can dod BUT thse a mere simple pranks! Hardly worthy of the great Dagoth Ur!"

Than Dagoth Ur turned ot the Dragonborn and the Stormclocks ands aid "I don't usally perfomr to crowds or use my powers for mere eneteriment but i want to mak eit crystal clear. THis why I should be the new leader of the Stormclocks and the commander of the Dragonborn! From now on everyone here will take orders from me! The Dummer will take their rightful place as rulers of this city rather than it's servents and I Dagoth Ur will sit as leader of Skyrim and Morrowind"

Ulfric sayed "I've had enough of this" and Hogni sayed "Yes will don't need leadership from you" but Delphine sayed "wait I want to hear Dagoth Ur out. We should learn more about him. He was killed in last era and it might be worth noing how he has come back" and Dagoth Ur sayed "yes the mongeral dogs of the empire know thier palce" amd Dephine sayed "I just want to test to sea if Dagoth Ur is bluffing or not! I am sure that the Dragonborn will be able to take him".

So Hogni the Furious add Dagoth Ur duked it out in the traiing room baracks of the castle palace. Dagoth Ur ws doing attacks against Hogni the Fruious and he was fiting back with Dragons shouts. "Very clearver Dragonborn But you forget I am a GOD! There is nothing I can not control!" Dagoth Ur demanded and fired eveant moar powerful attacks at Hogni the Furious. Hogni the Furious was using fire shouts and ice shouts and his weapons but Dagoth Ur baclked with god powers "THink fast Dragonborn! I can overcome anyting!". Then Hogni the Furious struck with his lengdary axe and dragonshouts but Dagoth Ur countere it and sayed "I warned you Dragonborn you've met your match" and Hogni the Furious sayed "don't speak so soon you cant win by talking or shouting unlike the Dragonborn is me!" and Dagoth Ur sayerd "I can do more than talk N'wah!" and he used an epic spell to deaft Hogni the Furious. Sigard the Slayer was hiding nearby in the training rom and waiting to do an epice strike which along with his super strengh would do a stealth attacked that whould do massive damage. But however Dagoth Ur cold sea him with his godly powers "Shame on you Sigard the Slayer! Is this how you honor the Sixth House, and the tribe unmourned? Come to me openly, and not by stealth."

So Sigard the Slayer and Dagoth Ur duked it out and Dagoth Ur couldn't damage Sigard the Slayer because of Sigard the Slayer's invaclbe skin. "Well Dagoth Ur now you have truley met yoyr match bewcause even without my invavlitly you can not lay a fingure on me!" and Dagoth Ur sayed "really now is this how you do battle? It is easiy to when you're invasble isn't it?" and Sigard the Slayer retorted "you too are a god are no just as invavble?" and they contiuned to fight. Sigard the Slayer was doing damage to Dagoth Ur with his sword but he can't defate him because he doesn't have Wraithguard, Keening, and Sunder. Dagoth UR was doing damage? to Sigard the Slayer but can't beat him because of invablity. So it was like and an inmovable force vs an unmovable object for a long time. THat was until Dagoth Ur found Sigard the Slayer weak spot and took him down.

Than Dagoth Ur sayed "are you statfised Dragonborns see how esaily I have beaten you!" and then the god turned to Ulfric and Delphine sayed "the battle has ended and I have proven my case. THe rest of you can come in and see the conquest of Dagoth Ur! The victory is mine! Thefore the Sormclocks are mime! and the Dragonborns are under my comanded now! Dagoth Ur is you new leader!".

So Lydia was saying "I can't bleive you that both these great warriors we defeated so easily. How will Ulfric mary Ullynush if he is now not king? How can we be ruled by a dummer god? Say something!", and Delphine was saying "we just have to acept that Dagoth Ur is now our leader. I hope he will oder you yo kill Paarthunax like you should have" and they started augring about that but THAN Dagoth Ur came in "SILANCE! Your leader has arvied" he annoucmed "I am hear to annonce your first quest under Dagoth Ur's commnad!" and than Dagoth Ur stated the mission "I have learnt that the seeltment of Skullmoar and it's great libary are to be attacked by a dargon. We will foil tha dragon"

So Hogni the Furious asked "how do you know this exactly" and Sigard the Slayer said "indeed what did the Dragon send out a carrior" and Delphine injterjected saying "be fair Sigard we must listen to Dargoth Ur and give him a chance". "Why are you saiding with him?" Hogni the Furious asked and him and Delphine aruged until Dagoth Ur sayed "silance! I will hear no more of your arugments! From now on you will obey my orders and not fight amongst each other" and Delphine sayed "yes I am asamhed of you Hogni we must obey Dagoth Ur!" and Sigard sayed "you act as if you want to Dagoth Ur to rule Skyrim" and Dagoth Ur sayed "she just realsies that I must lead you! IS that not right Delphine?" and she sayed "yes, lord Dagoth Ur".

"Here is the plan we arive at the settlemt and pepir for the next stage of my plan" Dagoth Ur explained and Lyida sayed aksed "than what do we do?" and Dagoth Ur sayed "We will break into the libary and take all the books, then I will have the inhabitants infected with the Corprus virus so the will have to be quriatined and the final stage will be to demolish the settlement completley" and Sigard sayed "Is this a joke? You want us to steal the, infect the town with a deadly virus and destroy it" and Dagoth Ur responded "of coruse not! We a mearly protecting the books and the town's inhabitants and the town so the Dragon can't get them. The books can be stored away in the palace and the pepole will be quraintine far away from the settlemtn and the I can use by god powers to deconstuct the settlemt so it can be rebuilt later."

They were looking at Dagoth Ur not bealving wahat he saying but contiuned "So when the Dragon get's to the settlement there will be nothing for it to destroy so we can go in and destroy it with not causaties. Only Dagoth Ur could have thinked of such a plan! We won't waste time hunting Dragons or wating for them to attack as you have done in the past! From now on we will reach the targets before the Dragons can strike and prevent the attack from happening!"

Than Dagoth Ur annonced "Not your leader must depart" and he looked out to see a horse and cart that brings pepole from city to city driving away from the place and sayed "but Dagoth Ur waits for no mere cart" and hused his mind control powers to move the horse and cart backwarts and thne levitated onto it. So there is some Nord Stormclock dude who sayed "I thinked I was going to Markoth" and Dagoth Ur sayed "you arr now" and this Nord sayed "hey greyskin why are dressed so funny" and Dagoth Ur sayed "you insslante remarks are an offnce to my dignarty! You should never question your betters" and Dagoth Ur used his powers to do evil magic things to him. He rann off screaming "gang rap" and there is a Stromclock woman guard who sayed "what's wrong with him" and Dagoth Ur sayed "Oh is just lernt a little lession and is eger to go home and STUDY IT! HAHAHA

So they arived at the setttlement and Dagoth Ur got Sigard the Slayer to come into the Libary to knock out the gaurds and then go Hongi the Furious to use his Dragonshouts to knokc out the lucks. Than Dagoth Ur led them to the Libary and used his power to break into the magic main doors. THen Dagoth Ur got them to load the Books into a back of hording using weelbarows. Afyer that is done Dagoth Ur sayed "I will take the books to somone where the Dragon won't be able to destroy it! Farewell" then he tealported away.

"We have been taken for fools" declared Sigard the Slayer and Delphine sayed who had jsut arived" "I know but luckily I have located and obtain Wraithguard, Keening, and Sunder! We can deafte Dagoth Ur now but first we just have to lcoate him. It is a good thing that I got a god idea of wear hwo whil be" and they came to wear Dagoth Ur is.

"Why should we trust you Delphine! You were obying Dagoth Ur's every comanned and worshiped the ground he walked on until now" and Sigard the Slayer added "yes! You we letting him walk all over you! What has changed" and Delphine sayed "well this is all part of my master plan" and they came to Dagoth Ur who is saying "Once I have this libary I will be able to increas me power even more and as soon as I spread Corprus I will be able to mka ethis into a area controled by the sixth house. Noting will be able to stop me now! But what is this? the Dragonborn".

Than Sigard the Slayer stuck up invsable to destroy the Corprus speaders but Dagoth Ur is not impressed "these petter trick will not be able to stop me! Just admit it Dragonborn the greator power is mine!" and Hogni the Furious sayed "I woldn't be able to be too sure abot tat" and Dagoth Ur sayed "Verry well if I must prove my surpirityh again I will be all too happy to do so" and hey fort again.

So Hongi used Dragonshouts and Dagoth Ur restod them and sayed "this is just for starters. You can't stop the power of a god!" and Dagoth Ur used moar power agianst him Hogni the Furious used shouts to delfect them and sayed "enough of this childish games" and Dagoth Ur respiodned "Chidish Game!? Is that how you sea this! Verry Well! No one mocks the power of Dagoth Ur" and they fort with even higerpower levles and Sigard the Slayer joined in the fight as well. "Nice try Dagoth Ur but you can't undestibmate the Dragonborn" stated Hogni the Furious" and Dagoth Ur luthed "I've on been toying with you until now! But my patchenits is at a end! Now sea the true power of a GOD!" and then Dagoth Ur sayed "you beaten before and now this will be your end!"

But Hongi the Furious sayed "No you didn't we were under orders from King Ulfric and Delpthine to let you win so we cold trap you!" and Hogni the Furious prodced Wraithguard, Keening, and Sunder! "How did you find these tools?" and Delphnie intejected "This is because not only is Hogni the Fruious the Dragonborn but he is also the Nerevarine" and Dagoth Ur respoidned "Nerevarine my old freind! Thats improbable but not impossible! Why would you help these mongral dogs is beyond me but I will not question it. I must return to red moutin and maybe then we can meet again at the heart camber as we did before! I have aleady obtained what I need from this realm. I hope we shall meet again if you who you say. " and like the wind Dagoth Ur was gone.

After a long while Lydia had to ask "Is Hongi realy the Nerevarine? and how do you get Wraithguard, Keening, and Sunder" and Delphine sayed "No! we repilcated Wraithguard, Keening, and Sunder in the Dragonborn musem and also we were going to forge evicdnec to show that Hongi the Frurios is the Neverarine. IF that iddn't worke we would have to look for the real Neverarine he must be recarnated agian if Dagoth Ur is back" but that would have remain a mysteory. High King Ulfric had arived "the best part about this is that even if Dagoth Ur does find out he will be too humilated that he was fooled by this trick to try anytging else" he noted and they returned to the capital Windhelm. Sigard the Slayer went back to preparing for the vist of Ullynush and Hogni of how they would trap the Dargon in Whiterun but this can wait to anothe rcapter. Lyida and Deplthine palyed chess and I will have to think what the next filer chapter might be about but it won't be pbushled for a few weaks maybe.

To Be Countued...