In this chapter we meet BERT's friend. Yes talking kunai have friends.
Chapter 4 MONEY
The Akatsuki were planning to relocate… their current location, a marshmallow factory, was a bit less evil than what they wanted. Tobi, who had chosen this hideout, kept eating all the marshmallows and left non for Pein, not a good thing to do.
"Kisame, your on scout duty, so you can choose the next location."
"HI Zetsu-sama."
"Itachi, you are the new master of BERT right?"
"I guess, why?"
"Well I have his friend M –"
BERT; MONEY!
KAKUZU; MONEY, WHERE GIVE IT TO ME!
"No MONEY is"
"MONEY where?"
"NO LOOK HIS NAME IS MONEY"
"MONEY where?"
BERT; Take me to him.
Kisame; I'm blue daba dee daba die (STABS SMALL CREATURE) this place looks good.
"Itachi, SHARINGAN seems to activate BERT, so I'll give you M.O.N.E.Y."
(FROM THE KITCHEN; MONEY where?)
MONEY; I AM; MEGA-OBLIVION-NICK-EGGENS-YAK.
(FROM THE KITCHEN; MONEY where?)
MONEY; YOU ITACHI CAN CALL ME MEGA!
Itachi; MEGA what's your power?
MEGA; I AM THE STRONGEST OF THE THREE, I LOOK LIKE A NORMAL BENDY STRAW, BUT WHEN YOU SEE ME YOU WILL GET A SUPER DEADLY THIRST. THIS THIRST OF DEATH YOU WILL TRY TO USE ME BUT NOTHING PASSES THROUGH. HAHAHAHA.
Itachi; Good-bye MEGA. (Toss)
Tobi; OOOWW a bendy straw, Wahoo. SLURP, SLURP.
MEGA; AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH THE PAIN.
"Zetsu-sama I have found a perfect location for us, it's location 34,45,55 South and 60,21,03 East."
Zetsu; HAND, SEALS; RAM, DOG, SHEEP, OX.
POOF
"WELCOME TO SEA WORLD"
Zetsu; We all have to be under-cover.
Itachi; NO I'M NOT DRESSING UP AS A SEA-WEASEL.
Kisame; I don't need a costume hahahaha ha.
Tobi; Tobi's a good lobster…
Zetsu; A green sea anemone
Deidara: A sand shark YEA
Kakuzu; A sea-cucumber
Hidan; A MIGHTY DEATH FISH OF JASHIN
Kisame; That does not exist.
Hidan; How would you know, are you some sort of fish book.
Kisame; I AM A FISH; I THINK I KNOW WHAT FISH ARE REAL AND WHICH ARE NOT.
Hidan; FINE, I'll be a string ray.
Hidan; where's Pein and FLOWER-CHAN, why don't they need to be fish?
Zetsu; they're on sick leave.
AND WITH THIS THE AKATSUKI BECOME THE MAIN SHOW AT WATER COUNTRY'S RAIN VILLAGE. (YES KISAME SAID HI TO HIS FAMILY;
THEY'RE IN THE TANK NEXT DOOR.)
It maybe a while before I put up the next chapter, well till then please review and give any ideas for the next chapter. THANKS