Chapter 6: The Best Deceiving

Vegeta came walking down the aisle way washing his long brown tail clear of some weird green fluid.

"I hate Nican babies" he murmured as he walked.

Raditz glanced sideways at his friend with a sadistic smile. Then he turned back to Frieza with an innocent look of caring. He handed Frieza a goblet full of thin purple liquid to Frieza. Frieza accepted the goblet without hesitation and drained the cup. He sat there for a long moment and his eyes widened slightly then he fell backward against his chair with a soft thump as he fell fast asleep.

Coolar glanced sideways at his younger brother as the smaller lizard slept and then he turned toward Raditz. Raditz tensed slightly watching the tall Icejin as Coolar looked from Frieza to Raditz and back again.

"Want to play for him?"

Raditz relaxed slightly as he glanced down at the sleeping Icejin who had once made his life a living Hell. The sadistic smile had returned to his lips before he answered. "What am I going to do with him?"

"Sell him to the Amazon warriors?"

Raditz paused for a moment considering Coolar's suggestion. The Amazons probably wouldn't want the little freak anywhere near them. So he shook his head and made up an excuse. "Nah, I can't do that. The Amazons are still mad at me. I killed one of their daughters; you just don't do that to an Amazon."

Coolar smirked slightly as he looked down at his little brother. "You can still sell them though, or keep him for a toy. Ow!"

Coolar suddenly flinched down and rubbed the back of his head before glaring over his shoulder where King Cold had the same glare.

"Make sure his is entirely asleep before you start making plans with him. He is still stronger than little Raditz there, friends or not with the writer. We do not need another war right now Coolar."

All three turned around as they heard soft laughter behind them.

"King Cold" King Vegeta scolded teasingly as he sat down behind the group of four. "You are talking about letting one of your sons sell your other son. Well actually losing your son in a game of some sort."

Coolar turned around and glared at the older Saiyan King. "Isn't that pretty much the same thing you did with little Vegeta?"

King Vegeta's face paled considerably but his eyes darkened in rage as he snapped back. "I was forced to give up my son for the sake of my race. It is-."

"The same thing" Vegeta said as he stepped toward the chairs. He walked past a few empty seats and gently checked Frieza's eyes. "Out cold" he said as he let Frieza's eyelid drop back down. Vegeta gave a sleepy yawn and walked back on stage eyeing Bulma's chair suspiciously. He walked over and drug the chair back over to the side of the stage where his chair stood and sat down with ease and elegance.

Raditz and Coolar pulled out their cards and started playing. Raditz carefully passed out the cards smirking slightly at Coolar. "Best seven out of twelve right?"

Coolar smirked back as he nodded and picked up his cards. Carefully he fixed the cards so that the matches were together. "Got an eight?"

"Nah" Raditz said. "Go fish."

Coolar frowned slightly and drew a card from the deck that sat on Frieza's chest. Vegeta smiled slightly as he watched the two but his interest was suddenly snared by his beautiful mate. Bulma wore a long, black velvet evening gown and her soft blue hair lay in curls across her shoulders. Light blush colored her cheeks and her lips were slightly redder than normal. She walked down the aisle in a proud, regal way and took the hand Vegeta offered her to help her get up. She walked up to the microphone and gave her best smile.

"Good evening ladies and gentlemen. Prince Vegeta and I must regrettably leave for right now. However Chi-Chi is going to read the nominees for tonight's award."

There was scattered applause from around the auditorium that stopped in awe and surprise when Chi-Chi walked forward from backstage. Her normal bun was gone; instead her jet-black hair was piled on her head in curls with just a slight blush to darken her cheeks and a light pink lipstick upon her smiling mouth. Her long dress was deep midnight blue and moved silkily with her movements.

Chi-Chi moved nervously and hugged her best friend. "Have fun."

"Same to you."

Bulma drew back and smiled slightly as she grabbed Vegeta's arm and the two left the stage by going back stage. Chi-Chi watched them for a long moment before she took a deep breath and smiled slightly as she stepped up to the microphone.

"Good evening" she said calmly.

There was a general mummer of greeting from the huge crowd before her. Chi-Chi stared out at them and started talking, repeating everything that had happened over the last few awards. The crowd paid slight attention to her words but one among the crowd was staring in awe at the beautiful woman who stood on the stage. He leaned forward and silently stared with a slight smile on his face.

"Do you know how creepy that looks Brolly" a soft voice asked. "You're smiling."

It took all the willpower Brolly had not to jump as he calmly leaned back and silently glared over at his best friend. Trules had the same shape, build, even the same spiked out hair-cut as Kakarot but the eyes held darkness that only came from years of bloodshed and pain. Brolly leaned close to his friend and whispered for only Turles' ears.

"How about we steal away Kakarot's pretty woman?"

For a long second Turles didn't answer as he leaned away. Brolly looked nervous as he leaned away. Then Turles focused his eyes on Brolly's and whispered, "Just when you want to do it?"

Brolly's face broke into a grin and he leaned forward to conspire with his friend. As the two planned their kidnapping, the object of their plans took up the paper for the nominations and read out loud.

"And the nominees for the best deceiving are; Ginyu…"

The huge screen behind Chi-Chi flickered to life and showed Captain Ginyu cheering loudly for Frieza in Bulma's body surrounded by confused looking Z-warriors.

Chi-Chi raised an eyebrow as the watched the scream and struggled to keep from laughing. A second scene shows Captain Ginyu in Goku's body beating up a very young Gohan.

"Bastard" Chi-Chi growled. "Right then moving on, Bulma…"

The screen changes to reveal Bulma swimming in her thick metal suit toward the giant crab with tow of Frieza's men following her and then the two mean near dying by the crabs pincers.

"Vegeta…"

The screen changes once more to show Vegeta with a dark 'M' on his forehead slamming his fist into the back of Goku's head and taking the senzu bean Goku had been reaching for.

"Trunks…"

The screen changed a final time to show Trunks standing in a flowing white wedding dress looking over at the fish he was about to 'marry'.

The screen when dark and Chi-Chi turned back to the crowd. "Right then" she said. "We will find out the winner right after this commercial."

AN: Vote ya'll. Ginyu, Bulma, Vegeta or Trunks. Well on to the next commercial.