Chapter 4: Writing (Bad) Author's Notes:
Author's Note: Hi all! Before I get into this chapter, I wanted to say a few things first.
I'm feeling a little down because I am failing all my classes and I broke up with my significant other and my pet parrot died in Minecraft and I got fined for running a red light and Starbucks got my order wrong and I don't know why I am telling you strangers all this personal stuff.
Anyways, I'm really looking forward to writing this story. I know it's going to turn out great. You see, I've got a lot of good ideas. My goal's to become a professional writer. I know writing for a living is difficult and takes a lot of hard work. Those of us trying need all the help we can get. SO NO CRITICISM! NO BAD REVIEWS! IF YOU GIVE BAD REVIEW YOU SUCK!
Before I forget, here's my character's profile! You wouldn't know what he's like, otherwise!
Name: Garonicus Dildonius Estuicous
Appearance: Six foot four inches, muscular, strong, good-looking
Quirk: Permanently copies Quirks without their weaknesses
Personality: Kind, smart, cewl, good-looking
Backstory: His parents died and he got amnesia. He's a vigilante who fights for everyone.
I've got to make room for this AWESOME OC, so I'm omitting a certain character from my story. Let's face it. I hate them. EVERYONE hates them. They're just a purple-haired pervert who oogles Momo and crap. The story won't even miss them that much because they're a side character. So, to make room for MY AWESOME OC, I will take out Jirou. Don't complain about it, okay? IF YOU LIKE JIROU YOU SUPPORT PERVERTS!
Also, let me be clear about something. I will not include any underwater basket weavers in this story. And before you go, "MysteryAgain, that's wrong," listen. I am NOT prejudiced. I know a couple of underwater basket weavers, and they are cool people. So really, I'm not discriminating against them. Underwater basket weavers just make me uncomfortable, that's all. SO DO NOT ASK ME TO INCLUDE AN UNDERWATER BASKET WEAVER IN THIS STORY!
Oh, and one more thing. FUCK YOU BUIXY! GIVE ME BACK MY POKEMON EMERALD CARTRIDGE, YOU JACKASS!1
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Garonicus Dildonius Estuicous view his reflection in the mirror. "OMG IM LIEK SO HANDSOME" he said smartly.
Bakugo walked by. "DIE JERK!" Garonicus shrieked, kicking him in the balls and through the roof. "THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR BREAKING UP WITH ME!"
"THANK YOU SO MUCH," Mina and Tsuyu said. "YOU ARE SO NICE FOR DOING THAT. WE ARE IN LOVE WITH YOU NOW."
And they both went to class and the ten-sentence chapter ended.
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and that is the end of the story. do not give bad reviews1 if you give a bad review, you are a stupid underwater basket weaver1 i will search day and night, i will find your address, and i will send you a strongly worded letter1 also, can someone tell me how to fix my laptop/ the shift key died.